Happy B. Day. (July 15th) :musical:

Any big plans with the family?? Doing anything special?

I know you and I are fans of Pam because we discussed her and a couple other Canuck babes, so here ya go. I found some nice ones of Miss Canada. Threw in a couple Natasha just so we don't forget what she looks like. ;)

Enjoy. :band: :cheers: :dance: :excited: :banana: :gossip:

Being a moderator: carefull with the erotic photos ;) you don't have enough , j/k

you don't have enough , j/k

LOL, you're right! There are a few more i wanted to squeeze in..... :shhh:

I must admit, Miss USA isn't HALF bad..... :annoyed: :sneaky:

Man have a happy birthday!!

Happy Birthday. Glad you got pics for your B-Day you should feel special. Ralph just likes to neglect this poor old woman:tease: . I bet my husband will get pics when his B-Day rolls in next month to. Well enjoy your pics and hope you have a great day.

Happy birthday to the poet laureate of the Cadillac forums.

:cheers:

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday brother! hope you have a good one!

:cheers: Happy B-day, Tom.

Happy Birthday!

It was a long time ago;
and a far away place;
that Sal decided to shed some grace;
to a grille called Cadillac, a pretty face.

To the site came
Tom DeVille, to spread some fame;
drivin' his Caddy up a hill.

...and now Tom turns a year older,
His Caddy? To think he almost Sold Her ~

So, Happy Day, my good man,
Hope the B'day cake don't add to ya can!

Sandy Sixty Special :coolgleam

Happy Birthday. Glad you got pics for your B-Day you should feel special. Ralph just likes to neglect this poor old woman:tease: . I bet my husband will get pics when his B-Day rolls in next month to. Well enjoy your pics and hope you have a great day.

C'mon Julie, you got pics of Marty. :D

I guess you'll have to wait until next year to see what you get. ;)


Sandy, nice work.

Where's Tom? :suspense:

Julie, pm me your email addy. I think I have something for you...

I feel guilty now. :helpless:

I sent your gift by UPS. Keep your eyes open for her.

I sent your gift by UPS. Keep your eyes open for her.

Oh my!!! :eek:

A merry day and many more like it Tom!

Brian

Happy B day....
THE UPS GIRL>>>WOWZERS!
I wanna open my door one day and find her delivering a package. :D

Where *IS* the birthday boy?
Might be over on some foreign car board .... :histeric: :nyanya:

Where *IS* the birthday boy?
Might be over on some foreign car board .... :histeric: :nyanya:

I think he frequents more in the evenings...

MMmmmmmm UPS.....

Happy Bday Tom!

Did you get your package Tom?

If Tom doesn't want it, I'll volunteer to "take it" for him. :)

Tom of the deville township -

I Sir Stone would like to congradulate you
on your latest yearly achivemnt
of staying out
of your mothers woumb
Do not underestimate this
As some people
in the south
cant do that.

I remeber my journey
out of the woumb
some 24 years ago
here are some pic i took

http://www.astoria.fulton.k12.il.us:16080/IT/Portfolios/MerrillS2006/MyResources/Pictures/dead.end.sign.jpg
http://www.saintmarys.edu/~mmccan01/wrong%20way.jpg
http://www.cavcon.co.za/photos/Stop_Sign.JPG
http://www.signstealers.com/sentin/signs00033.jpg
http://www.technojunkie.org/funny/media/sign-road-nowhale.jpeg

:histeric:

forgot all about the ups girl pics ......some of the hottest pics ever made was those of her in that outfit

The UPS girl brought you a box of puppies!!!

The UPS girl brought you a box of puppies!!!

She'd better bring me a box of kittens!!! :sneaky:

"Tom must still be in bed. I'll put his package by the door. I'm sorry I missed him", UPS Hottie

she drives the truck , people love the truck

If Tom doesn't want it, I'll volunteer to "take it" for him. :)
Ralph,
You pick up these lovely girls then throw them in the morning trash when the thrill has left:helpless: Word will get out sooner or later, probably sooner and you won't be able to get a date:tisk: The UPS girl is mine Dude..keep your paws off. Remember the post I did of her that made the members GASP?:holycrap: :eek: :shocked2:

Happy Birthday Tom!!

I'd write a poem, or sing a song,
I'd beat a drum or clang a gong,
I'd rev my engine and make it roar,
Or buy a cake at the local store,
But on this day, I will pray,
That many more Birthdays will come your way!

Happy Birthday Tom!!

I'd write a poem, or sing a song,
I'd beat a drum or clang a gong,
I'd rev my engine and make it roar,
Or buy a cake at the local store,
But on this day, I will pray,
That many more Birthdays will come your way!

That's a sweet poem for Tom:)

Ralph,
You pick up these lovely girls then throw them in the morning trash when the thrill has left:helpless: Word will get out sooner or later, probably sooner and you won't be able to get a date:tisk: The UPS girl is mine Dude..keep your paws off. Remember the post I did of her that made the members GASP?:holycrap: :eek: :shocked2:

My girls NEVER get thrown away, they get carefully placed into the recycle bin. ;)

Uh Oh! Majax has a birthday tomorrow.. :histeric: :D

Tom must be away for the weekend, he'd better get back soon or this thread will become BIGGER than our lovely Supas' B. Day thread. :suspense:

The UPS girl is YOURS, but I'll just LOOK at her. :sneaky: For hours and hours......

/\ You sure its not a minute. :p

/\ You sure its not a minute. :p

HOURS!!!!


(just to bug poor Robert) :yawn:

I want to know where Rob found those pics of UPS girl!!!

HOURS!!!!


(just to bug poor Robert) :yawn:

I want to know where Rob found those pics of UPS girl!!!

Quickest way is to use Google images and enter "UPS Girl". NO TOUCHING RALPH!! The camel toe is else where.:lildevil:

Quickest way is to use Google images and enter "UPS Girl". NO TOUCHING RALPH!! The camel toe is else where.:lildevil:

That's neat! I never tried "images" until now. Ya, I found THAT pic too! :shhh:

That's neat! I never tried "images" until now. Ya, I found THAT pic too! :shhh:

:D :thumbsup: PM sent

That's neat! I never tried "images" until now. Ya, I found THAT pic too! :shhh:


really?

I thought this was your weapon of choice for your girl pic searches......watchout everyone now he's armed with the power of the google image search engine!!

really?

I thought this was your weapon of choice for your girl pic searches......watchout everyone now he's armed with the power of the google image search engine!!

Oh my!!! It helped me find some new ones for Vicky pics!

Oh my!!! It helped me find some new ones for Vicky pics!

Oh my..it was like giving a loaded gun to a child! Sorry guys:o

damnit robert we just house broke him too ....now he gonna start humping chair legs again ....you know how long it took to get him broke ?

I tell ya , these guys with them c3 vettes are justa bad influence

damnit robert we just house broke him too ....now he gonna start humping chair legs again ....you know how long it took to get him broke ?

I tell ya , these guys with them c3 vettes are justa bad influence

I shot from the hip...So sorry, I just didn't think:nono: :( Gotta keep him away from my leather recliner too.

LOL!

I can't believe I never bothered trying that "images" option before, or the satellite, very cool!!

However, it looks like you only get a few pages of images then the pages after that are kinda irrelevant and useless. But still good overall. :shhh: :yawn:

I do appreciate the advice though. :)

:tease: :farting:

TOM, CLEAR your PM box when you get back!

Ground control to Major Tom:
Your circuit's dead, there's something wong.
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you ...

Here am I floating round my tin can, far above the moon
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

-David Bowie

Ground control to major Tom,

you've been gone, it's been so long

we hope you didn't crash that Cadillac,

be sure to let us know when you get back,

or Ralphie is going to have a heart attack.

:histeric:

Dear Esteemed Friends,

I am obliged to you and
thank you all kindly
for the heartfelt well wishes.
I am thankful to Ralph for the
birthday morning uplifting
Canadian pictoral masterpiece.
(Thanks Sandy! You're a poet;
and, we never even knowed it.)
I took the day off, noticed the
thread, and was feeling great!
(especially after seeing cameltoe).

So it is Friday the 15th and Wife said she
was taking me to lunch, and to bring an overnight
bag. Unless you hate your wife,
that's never a bad proposition.
She took me to a very nice
restaurant, I went to a private
section and it was a surprise party.
About 15 busy prominent people in
my field bearing gifts. Five (5) minutes in,
the wife kisses me and leaves.
Something was obviously up; nonetheless, I ate
and drank beer like it was my birthday.
My close buddy arrives at the restaurant, (he
lives 4 hours away) and says we have to go.
Everyone seems in on it.
He takes me to the Skydome Hotel, we go
up to their best fieldview bi- level suite. Surprise! The suite
has my closest childhood friends, the guys from
my wedding party (one flew in from the West Coast).
Wife had left earlier, to bring my bag and set up the
room... beer, shooters, food, decor, munchies and all my
favourite things. Devil Rays in town versus Blue Jays
7:07 p.m. game time, like them both,
home team won, 10 pounds of hot chicken wings arrive,
ongoing drinkfest....very loaded..little sleep.
Next day feeling rough hit the greasy spoon for Saturday
noon hangover brunch, buddy is driving me home, and we
stop and get a card as Saturday the 16th is the 5th wedding
anniversary.
Headed home to sleep it off. Or so I thought.
Surprise#3 part of the street is blocked off and in
front of the house and it's like a carnival, kids
playings games, and bouncing on that giant bouncy
thing.The garage was turned into a kiddy arcade.
People I know all over the yard yelling surprise; cameras
going catching my hungover still halfdrunk ass going
Holy Sh*t and WTF!

I go round back and there's a huge party
it's about 2:00 p.m., about 100 people, great D.J.,
2 bars, and food and booze off the hook!!
I drank hard again, and had an amazing time. People I had not
seen in years. People from all over. Three (3) surprise party
events by Wife all pulled off with perfection.
We had a fire after dark and some musicians, and
the last folks left at 2:00 a.m. Sunday morning.

Consequently, I've been out of action during the day
on Sunday, and unfortunately missed the UPS girl.
I had alot of rest, food and water Sunday and feel fine;
and, I am now keenly aware that a wife with the right
alliances can pull the wool over your eyes. It's a wonderful
thing when women use their powers for good and not evil.

My sincere thanks again to everyone.

Yours very truly,

TomDeville :coolgleam
:coolgleam

Looks like Tom had better things to do than hang out with us crusties.:sneaky:

WOW ! My wife could not pull off a "Surprise Phone Call" :mad:

I think I'm gonna leave TomDeville's post on the screen for when my wife comes in my office :D as with yours Sandy, mine couldn't do a suprise phonecall. I'm glad you had a good time though TomDeville.

Wow Tom, you should have told your wife about all your buddys on the forum so we could have came:histeric:. Sounds like a great B-Day.

Glad you're back Tom. Sounds like a terrific B. Day event. Saturday was the cute girl I work with's Birthday. Apparently her and a few of her friends went to "Jax" a little bar/nightclub and if I would have known I would have bought her a drink. ;) :sneaky:

TOM, CLEAR your PM box when you get back!

Ralphinator I can't figure out how to;
how about some technical advice?
Please advise.
I feel pretty dumb asking this.
(so much for all that " fancy book laarnin' eh")

:coolgleam

Ralphinator I can't figure out how to;
how about some technical advice?
Please advise.
I feel pretty dumb asking this.
(so much for all that " fancy book laarnin' eh")

:coolgleam

LOL, I was in the same boat once.

click "private messages"

under "jump to folder"-set it to "inbox" (later do "sent items" also)

put a "check mark" in the little boxes to the right of each message

set "delete" and click "GO"

all checked items will be deleted, and remember, do the "sent items" also. this will clear all 20 messages from your box. :)

ralph as you can see has to clear his out on a regualr basis ....there is this guy in florida that shows him how women are supposed to look , cinnamon tanned and ont he beach

ralph as you can see has to clear his out on a regualr basis ....there is this guy in florida that shows him how women are supposed to look , cinnamon tanned and ont he beach


You mean all those girlie pics you send me with all those poor tanned girls in Florida with the melanoma and skin cancer and look like they are 70 when they are only 20??? :drinker ;) :D :suspense: j/k!


:hide:

I wouldn't mind taking-in an event at Daytona Beach some day. :thumbsup:

Doesn't really matter, a lot of Canuck girls end up going to Hawaii in the winter......... ;) :D :devil: Even Adam's GF! they come back with a nice bronze coat. :D

Ralphinator I can't figure out how to;
how about some technical advice?
Please advise.
I feel pretty dumb asking this.
(so much for all that " fancy book laarnin' eh")

:coolgleam


Did it work Tom??

BEFORE Hawaii and AFTER Hawaii...... :sneaky:

Did it work Tom??

Thanks Bud;
Got up to the point where I'm
to "set delete" but got stuck :banghead:
Please help.
:helpless:

:coolgleam

Thanks Bud;
Got up to the point where I'm
to "set delete" but got stuck :banghead:
Please help.
:helpless:

:coolgleam

Sorry I wasn't very clear on that.

where it says "selected messages" well, you have to click the option tab ( just to the right of it) and highlite "delete" (you have to change "move to folder" to "delete")

then you can "check off" the messages individually to delete by hitting "go."

Good luck Sir Tominator,
and may you find the true and just path
for accomplishment on your worthy mission indeed.

Please advise progress.......... :coolgleam

Sir Tomdeville
you are indeed a very cunning and skilled linguist
and I bow before your well deserved Greatness
and I do believe this thread may rival another
another that was crafted for our lovely Supafly
the girl "we in the know" live for and would for die
and if she ever left, we would

cry

cry

cry. :crying:

http://cadillacforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22546&highlight=happy+birthday+supafly :coolgleam

That's my favorite shot of Supa Fly!
My second favorite one is her with
her not particularly posing, and just
being with her friends.
She seems to have neglected you since
her Elimidate T.V. Show appearance.
In any event, and in my humble opinion,
I suspect that what she really craves is a
a skilled and cunninglinguist. :devil:

TomDeville :coolgleam

That's my favorite shot of Supa Fly!
My second favorite one is her with
her not particularly posing, and just
being with her friends.
She seems to have neglected you since
her Elimidate T.V. Show appearance.
In any event, and in my humble opinion,
I suspect that what she really craves is a
a skilled and cunninglinguist. :devil:

TomDeville :coolgleam


Oh dear, my good friend TOMinator, ouch
a perverbial shot right through the "heart" of the matter ;)
the Elimidate show was a classic INDEED
and someday I might just have to learn to READ ;)
however, what I must bid your attention to and for you to pay HEED
is the fact that Supa and I email each other, and talk often INDEED :eyebrow:
if Brooklyn was closer,
our affection for each other would surely blossom like a WEED

true, she has been very busy, as of LATE
and I wish I lived closer
for I would love a personal DATE :tongue2:
she has neglected us on the forum for a WHILE
but when she comes back
my face will light up and wear a huge SMILE. :D

If you really wish for and desire a verbal WAR,
someone had better get ready to keep SCORE :sneaky:
however, you are my fair FRIEND
and I would feel terrible if we didn't know
what the discussion was really FOR
and it might come to no just and true END.


:coolgleam

Thanks Bud;
Got up to the point where I'm
to "set delete" but got stuck :banghead:
Please help.
:helpless:

:coolgleam

Did it work? any questions.....

please advise. :coolgleam

Sir Ralph,

You are a Scholar and a Gentleman
of the highest order!
I was able to do it as a direct
consequence of your kind patience;
and, concise instructions.
I am sorry if I ruffled your feathers
with regards to Supa Fly.
You know that we are Buds, and
that it's all good.
Now how about one more hot
picture for all the fellas? :sneaky: :halo:

TomDeville :coolgleam
:coolgleam

Now how about one more hot
picture for all the fellas? :sneaky: :halo:

TomDeville :coolgleam
:coolgleam

No feathers ruffled here. :)

Any requests for that final pic before we bid this fine thread a farewell?? Or let Ralph and his good taste select... :suspense:

Dear Tom , i feel this really calls for a pic of a all american girl .....Danica


http://www.igorn.com/beerus/2004cle_gp_images/2004gpc45.jpg

Here we see her being asked "so who was driving that 1994 Deville that smoked that honda of yours?"


then stoney wakes up ....

LOL, an American gal, eh? Well, I tried my trusted site for Danica and no luck, besides Stoney, she drives a Toyota!!! :D ;) :hide:

How about a couple nice ones of Cameron Diaz......and oh, I couldn't help myself, one Nat...

they will all have to be deleted in a month or less.... :shhh:

ralph , trust me , i know what she drives , its a honda (im obsessed) ....didnt realize but that pic is older , thats when she was in the toyota atlantic series , my bad on that part ...but she does drive a honda now ...

http://www.rahal.com/drivers/patrick/images/img_banner.jpg

ralph , trust me , i know what she drives , its a honda (im obsessed) ....didnt realize but that pic is older , thats when she was in the toyota atlantic series , my bad on that part ...but she does drive a honda now ...

http://www.rahal.com/drivers/patrick/images/img_banner.jpg

I believe you. I just saw her cap in that older pic. I don't know anything about her. Can you believe that!!!!!! :shhh: :rolleyes2

How about linking her official website so I can check up on her.....or have they got a restraining order for you there?? :sneaky:

Have you seen these Stoney??

yes yes i have ....i also know she is engaged to be married ....which has me heart broken