Bumper stickers we missed by driving too fast

1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
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2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
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4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
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5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
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7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
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9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
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10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
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12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
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17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me!
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18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
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20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
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38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
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43. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
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44. Ax Me About Ebonics.
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49. Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That.
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56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
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60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
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I wish I had 4 of #16. 1 for each car. The amount of tailgators in NJ is beyond my ability to describe!! At every traffic light they feel that they MUST be 2 inches from your rear bumper cover. God-Forbid they be 8" or a foot! When they do it, I wash my windshiled with the wipers on HIGH and some of it squirts back onto their hood & windshield. Then I watch them put on their wipers to get my overspray off their w/shield! Next light? There they are 2" from my bumper & I wash 'em again, and again we repeat the same scenero. They just don't learn! 3rd light (if there is one & if they are still behind me) there they are again 2" from my bumper cover! Geeezzz !

Haha.... I want one of those too..... I wish I had a really crappy car to just put stickers all over!!!

I probably use the most pathetic means of getting talegaters away...... I flip on my hazards and then when they get off my arse I turn em off......

Bumper stickers we missed by driving too fast

9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.


That's the best one. My friend was going to buy me a bumper sticker that said "Insured by mafia, you hit me, we hit you" but I don't want a sticker on my car... although it would go well on a Caddy.