Where is Ralph today?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/DopeStar156/Ralph/ralphrider.jpg

Oh Ralph! *Womp womp!*

My dream come true!!~! My pic taken with David Hasslehoff! I can die now! :rofl: :woohoo: We can go cruising with KITT. :histeric:

I used to like that show. :leaving: "Hardcastle and McCormick" was another cool show of that era. :shhh:

Good photoshopping. I was trying to do something like that with a pic of Supa but I couldn't get it. :rolleyes2

WOW! You must REALLY be bored. :sneaky:

WOW! You must REALLY be bored. :sneaky:How'd ya guess? I don't have photoshop actually, I used MS Paint.

How'd ya guess? I don't have photoshop actually, I used MS Paint.

I'm still able to do everything with my pics using the software that comes with the Epson printer/scanner, but free-hand cropping and pasting is something I have to master yet. No instructions whatsoever.

I haven't had photoshoppe since the old computer last year.

MS paint? Did you buy that seperately or did it come with your pc?

I'm still able to do everything with my pics using the software that comes with the Epson printer/scanner, but free-hand cropping and pasting is something I have to master yet. No instructions whatsoever.

I haven't had photoshoppe since the old computer last year.

MS paint? Did you buy that seperately or did it come with your pc?

How do you do that in photoshop, I have a few ideas.

How the hell do you do that with paint?

Ralph I knew I recognised Victoria Pratt from somewhere. I looked at her filmography on her website. She was on that crappy show called Cleopatra 2525. The plot was that big mean ass machines forced all the humans into an underground maze of crap waiting to happen. It was really a bad show, it was on at like 2 am and I only watched for the hot chicks.

Where is Roaming Ralph Today?
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/DopeStar156/Ralph/ralphzone.jpg
Glug Glug Glug! Save the Princess Ralph!

Oh, this is going to be good.

I could kill an entire Friday with this one...

Bad Ralph !!

MS paint? Did you buy that seperately or did it come with your pc?MS Paint is the native drawing program in Windows.

Hi Ralph! :wave:

LOL!

This is pretty funny....

:histeric:holy crap this is funny! more!

here is ralph awaiting the return of hockey ....dont worry were taking good care of the cup

here is ralph in paris , just not the one he envisioned

here is ralph in paris , just not the one he envisioned

hahahahahahahahahahaha

:eek:

How's it goin' eh?

I only watched for the hot chicks.

Then remind me why it was a "bad show" again. ;)

It was "BAD" yet, you were still compelled to watch it... :hmm: :D

Hint, NO ONE unless they were 5 watched it for the storyline. :thumbsup:

Where do you think they got the idea for the Matrix? :D

How do you do that in photoshop, I have a few ideas.

I don't have photoshoppe anymore, just the Epson software. :disappoin

Where is Roaming Ralph Today?
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/DopeStar156/Ralph/ralphzone.jpg
Glug Glug Glug! Save the Princess Ralph!

LOL!!

Ugg, I never liked that game.

How's it goin' eh?

LOL! OMG, that's off the wall!! You Yanks were supposed to have forgotten all about Bob and Doug YEARS AGO!!!! :disappoin :(

Must get revenge, must get revenge!!!

here is ralph awaiting the return of hockey ....dont worry were taking good care of the cup

I'd be crying in a fetal position like some friends of mine here if THAT were true. ;) :D

They are playing old game re-runs on TV now to calm us down...

Mr. President?

Mr. President?

Wow, that one's really good.

Wow, that one's really good.

BAH, ppfff, unrealistic!! I would ONLY go for a BLONDE under my desk! :hide:

These are fantastic!!! Gotta love the Caddy as a Zamboni.

BAH, ppfff, unrealistic!! I would ONLY go for a BLONDE under my desk! :hide:

I found some really good pics of Supa. :devil:

I found some really good pics of Supa. :devil:

Do your worse!

I can take it!

:canttalk: :hide:

Actually, what would be cool, can you do one with me and Supa, or Vicky and I together??? That would make a great avatar!!

Speaking of "Taking it" look where ralph went after they found him at that middle school

Speaking of "Taking it" look where ralph went after they found him at that middle school

OK, what's a "Middle school" and why am I at a prison in that pic? :sneaky:

Is a middle school like what we call a "Junior High School??"

:shhh:

yah a middle school is a "jr high"

from the looks of this pic ralph beat the rap but the laywer took alot of money

yah a middle school is a "jr high"

from the looks of this pic ralph beat the rap but the laywer took alot of money

LOL!!!!! :histeric: :crying:

Now I'm trailer trash, just like Natasha was growing up. :shhh:


DDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

How do you do that in photoshop, I have a few ideas.

I remember you did a pretty good job with the Phoenix, with the cat licking the coolant, and the engine fire......

That is an all-time low! :histeric:

That is an all-time low! :histeric:

It's not that bad. I imagined myself in a MUCH SMALLER trailer!!! :yup:

Well ralph ...you are "Movin on up"

(you may not get this it wasnt on canadien TV if i remeber right)

Well ralph ...you are "Movin on up"

(you may not get this it wasnt on canadien TV if i remeber right)

LOL, nope, we got it. I used to LOVE the Jeffersons!! I think they quit making them about 1983 or so... :thumbsup:

dont feel bad , half of my college classes are in trailers , the dean told me they were portables ...i told him "untill a tornado comes ,then its just a trailer"

Wait...what Ralph were you talking about?

Ralph we need a good full picture of you so we can do more.

Ralph we need a good full picture of you so we can do more.
speak for yourself im doing very well with half a mini ralph and his car :histeric:

Ralph we need a good full picture of you so we can do more.

I'm NOT SURE WHY I'm doing this, but............... :hmm:

I'll probably regret it! :hide: I look like a GEEK in the second pic!!!! :annoyed:

Hey, look who is man of the year

YOU are going to REGRET that pointing picture ....i got big plans for that Mo Fo

YOU are going to REGRET that pointing picture ....i got big plans for that Mo Fo

LOL, I figured that might be better than just standing there..... :yup: :histeric:

Where's Roaming Ralph Today?
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/DopeStar156/Ralph/ralphnat.jpg
Oh my Ralph! You shouldn't be in THERE! :yup:

Today Russia relesed pictures of what really caused the chernobyl disaster ...a canaiden tourist was involved ....floridians everwhere werent surprised

!!!LOL!!!!

Aw man, those are good!!! Jeeez I miss Natasha!!! Natty seems to like that though. :shhh: :sneaky:

Today Russia relesed pictures of what really caused the chernobyl disaster ...a canaiden tourist was involved ....floridians everwhere werent surprised

BASTARD!!!!

LOL!

BASTARD!!!!

LOL!
here is ralph helping out on the farm artifically inseminateing one of the cows

here is ralph helping out on the farm artifically inseminateing one of the cows

:eek: EEEEEEEEEwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bonkers:

No gloves..... :(

if you think its bad think about the cow ...

if you think its bad think about the cow ...


It reminds me of that scene in Jurassic Park 2 where Laura Dern goes looking for her satellite phone in that pile of................well, you know.

:histeric: :thumbsup: But the cow didn't seem to mind! :cowboy:

your right the cow didnt mind so much

:eyebrow: :dance: :woohoo: :gnome: :cheers:

See, we don't have any "mad cow" here, they are ALL HAPPY!!! :lildevil: :shhh:

good to see your doing your part LOL

I'd be crying in a fetal position like some friends of mine here if THAT were true. ;) :D

They are playing old game re-runs on TV now to calm us down...

Here Ralph. This is the closest you'll ever get to the cup!:p

Here Ralph. This is the closest you'll ever get to the cup!:p

DOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!

Hey, wait, I look just as close as YOU!!! :(

I'm actual touching it and it sits in my home town. :p

I'm actual touching it and it sits in my home town. :p

It was in my hometown last year or the year before and I got a pic of my parents right beside it. You won't find a bigger hockey fan than my stepdad. He has books on hockey going back to the early 1940's.....

Gordie Howe is from Saskatoon and I saw him at Zellers one time signing his book along with his wife.

Looks like Roaming Ralph's representin'
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/DopeStar156/Ralph/ralphsa.jpg
Look out for Officer Tenpenny Ralph!

Looks like Roaming Ralph's representin'
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/DopeStar156/Ralph/ralphsa.jpg
Look out for Officer Tenpenny Ralph!

Yo YO Mo FO, where da guns at??!! :gun2:

Gordie Howe is from Saskatoon and I saw him at Zellers one time signing his book along with his wife.

He signed his wife? Was he giving her away as a door prize or something?

He signed his wife? Was he giving her away as a door prize or something?

LOL! I think she kind of runs the business end of things for him. After I said that I was thinking about all the famous people from Saskatoon, Joni Mitchell, Shannon Tweed (still a Goddess!) Kim Coates ("Blackhawk Down" etc.) Gordie Howe, etc. Many more.

If you know who Shannon Tweed is, she's done a lot of B-type movies, and she is married to Gene Simmons of KiSS. Occasionally they walk the river trail here and they can be seen together. Her mother still works at the Public Library.

Just some trivia. Here she is....

Wow Ralph...Up close and personal. Your look says it all!:tongue2:

Looks like Roaming Ralph's representin'
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/DopeStar156/Ralph/ralphsa.jpg
Look out for Officer Tenpenny Ralph!

ahahahahahahahaha oh crap i about fell out of my chair laughing when i seen this.

Wow Ralph...Up close and personal. Your look says it all!:tongue2:


Me likey likey!!!

I'm still working on how to copy and paste like that because I've got similar ideas for a few pics. :yup:

p.s. you called that pic "Ralph and Natasha," but it's actually Vicky. C'mon man, keep up with the times...... :D :sneaky:

Oh well I didn't know. This is the wife and I just assumed it was Nat. It's not like I sit here and look at all your girl pictures to know who is who? How the heck do you know what I named it anyway. I just gave it a name so when it got mixed in my files I could find it easy. The other pics are all numbers. OK, now I am curious who is the Nat girl (picture please) my husband has talked about. Is she anywhere near as hot as my go gay girl? I don't know that would be a big challange. :bouncy:

Oh well I didn't know. This is the wife and I just assumed it was Nat. It's not like I sit here and look at all your girl pictures to know who is who? How the heck do you know what I named it anyway. I just gave it a name so when it got mixed in my files I could find it easy. The other pics are all numbers. OK, now I am curious who is the Nat girl (picture please) my husband has talked about. Is she anywhere near as hot as my go gay girl? I don't know that would be a big challange. :bouncy:

LOL, my pleasure......

Natasha Henstridge......anyone who has seen "Species" has fallen in love with her INSTANTLY, just ask Adam LOL! You missed HUNDREDS of Nat avatars by joining this forum too late. :yup:

"After growing up in a trailer park in Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada, Natasha took off to Paris at the age of 14 to pursue a modeling career."


http://www.askmen.com/women/models/56_natasha_henstridge.html


Victoria's bio....(never a model, but an accomplished athlete/actor)

http://www.askmen.com/women/models_150/170_victoria_pratt.html

How I know what you labelled that pic is simply place your cursor over the pic, but don't click........what it is labelled should pop-up. :)

BTW, what's your first name so we know how to address you? I understand if you don't want to give it out. BTW, my first name is Ralph. :shhh: :)

LOL, my pleasure......

Natasha Henstridge......anyone who has seen "Species" has fallen in love with her INSTANTLY, just ask Adam LOL!

"After growing up in a trailer park in Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada, Natasha took off to Paris at the age of 14 to pursue a modeling career."


http://www.askmen.com/women/models/56_natasha_henstridge.html


Victoria's bio....

http://www.askmen.com/women/models_150/170_victoria_pratt.html

How I know what you labelled that pic is simply place your cursor over the pic, but don't click........what it is labelled should pop-up. :)

OK I fixed the pic. it now has just your name(ha-ha). I don't think she is anything all that great I expected more. I think Vicky is better.

It is Julie!

I think Vicky is better.



Really Julie??!! I would have thought Nat is more "girlie" and therefore would appeal to women more rather than having muscles blazing like Vicky.

You've probably seen Nat in "Whole Nine (andTen) Yards."

Vic can carry me off into the sunset ANYTIME.... :thumbsup: :D

Don't give me to many pictures to play with the Hubby went out tonight and there is nothing on TV. Guess what we got a new truck today for his job. Can you guess what kind?

Don't give me to many pictures to play with the Hubby went out tonight and there is nothing on TV. Guess what we got a new truck today for his job. Can you guess what kind?

!!!!!!!!!?????????

Cadillac EXT????

Chev???

How many vehicles and what do you have??

We were going to buy a Chevy Silverado even had one picked out. Then we went over to Ford just to take a peek. Well we have a new Ford F-150 supercab :shhh: . It's nice I guess. What the hell do I know about these things. My job is just to cut the deals because I do all the research and refuse to get walked on by a dealer. I'm sure they wouldn't listen to me as seriously if I didn't have that big husband of mine standing next to me. It takes them a minute then they begin to respect that I know what I am talking about and listen to me.

We were going to buy a Chevy Silverado even had one picked out. Then we went over to Ford just to take a peek. Well we have a new Ford F-150 supercab :shhh: . It's nice I guess. What the hell do I know about these things. My job is just to cut the deals because I do all the research and refuse to get walked on by a dealer. I'm sure they wouldn't listen to me as seriously if I didn't have that big husband of mine standing next to me. It takes them a minute then they begin to respect that I know what I am talking about and listen to me.

I thought of mentioning Ford, but I didn't think Boomer would have gone for it. ;)

I'm glad you play hardball at the dealer! NEVER pay full price, especially for anything that expensive. My Dad haggled on his $70,000 Cadillac and saved over $10,000 including getting the tax covered! He had EVERY Cadillac dealership in the Province calling everyday for weeks wanting that sale! So it can be done. There is some psychology involved, no doubt. I think usually women are played for fools at the dealerships, but there is really no excuse to be taken advantage of now with all the info on the internet, etc. The trick is to know where to look like Edmunds, etc.

Congrats. You should post a new thread in the Lounge, speak of what you bought and ask if anyone else has a newer Ford F150, etc.

I'll leave the posting a new thread to the hubby. I know nothing about the truck other than the prices. I did a lot of internet research before we went shopping today, and I had been at Chevy the day before and had something in writting which just helped the fact, he don't have time to do all that research with working so much. I am working on my new photo of you with Vicky, Your pictures that you have posted aren't all that great to work with, but i should be able to manage maybe I'll actually get it to look good this time if not you'll never see it.

I am working on my new photo of you with Vicky, Your pictures that you have posted aren't all that great to work with, but i should be able to manage maybe I'll actually get it to look good this time if not you'll never see it.

Thanks. One I could use for an avatar would be nice. One that looks like we were BOTH in the pic. :thumbsup: :D

Everyone else just makes fun of me on this thread. :suspense: :crying:

Speaking of "Taking it" look where ralph went after they found him at that middle school

Ha-Ha! Not in Canada, baby! The age of consent here is 14. Which is as it should be. :D Mexico is age 12, you know. Long live true freedom! :thumbsup: :p

What do you think about this one. It's not to bad.

What do you think about this one. It's not to bad.

My next avatar! Perfect!

Good.:thumbsup:

Everyone else just makes fun of me on this thread. :suspense: :crying:

i wouldnt make fun of you bud :sneaky: .

We were going to buy a Chevy Silverado even had one picked out. Then we went over to Ford just to take a peek. Well we have a new Ford F-150 supercab :shhh: . It's nice I guess. What the hell do I know about these things. My job is just to cut the deals because I do all the research and refuse to get walked on by a dealer. I'm sure they wouldn't listen to me as seriously if I didn't have that big husband of mine standing next to me. It takes them a minute then they begin to respect that I know what I am talking about and listen to me.

with all that money you guys got, shoot i'd of got a F 150 Harley Davidson or something. those are nice trucks, i will admit.

with all that money you guys got, shoot i'd of got a F 150 Harley Davidson or something. those are nice trucks, i will admit.

Whats that all about? All that money? The Harley Davidson one is OK, but I would prefer the real Harley over a truck that says it.

Dearest Dope* et al.,

UR killin' me Elvis.

Julie Boombotz UR2COOL

I've almost pissed my pants
3 times on this thread,
from Bob & Doug to ParisRalph &
underwearguy representing.

BTW pointing Ralph that's a small
graduating class (approx. 42) what's it 4?
RU a scholar & a Gentleman?
Your home town 'The 'Toon' ' ;and, nearby
Kelvington Sask. are where the tough
hockey players come from.
Tampa has the Cup. :disappoin :holycrap:
:dammit: :wtf: :wtf:

Poor old Ralph is getting abused.
Someone put him on Michael Jackson's
bed and let's call it a day.

Best Regards,


TomDeville :coolgleam
:coolgleam

Where is the Roaming Ralph today?
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/DopeStar156/Ralph/ralphmj.jpg
We now know what MJ's conscious was telling him. Oh Ralph! "Womp womp!* HEE HEEEEEE! OWWWWW!

Ralph, I don't think you have to worry go back to sleep your to old and not his type.:histeric:

Ralph, I don't think you have to worry go back to sleep your to old and not his type.:histeric:

LOL!!! PRICELESS! :histeric: Nice work guys....poor Michael.

Dearest TomDeville:

Saskatoon is certainly not as big as Toronto. ;) How do you know about Kelvington?
There are several "smaller" colleges on the University campus that are "broken up." There were probably about 2,000 Psychology/Sociology Grads that year but my college represented a small segment of that total number.

Lots of hockey players here as we all get started in skating when we are about 3 or so. Many of the "big-time" hockey players are well known in the smaller towns around here because their parents still live out there and they usually build their parents (in these small towns) HUGE HOUSES for them, and they tend to stand out in little dying towns, etc.

Hey Tom, I still prefer the "older" 20's better. Our southern friends don't know what they are missing each time they reach into their pockets. :sneaky: ......


Julie, lovin' that avatar!!! Thanks! It looks real! :shhh:

Ralph you never told us you had a sister? :eek:

My wife found her new go gay girl. HaHaHa

Lmao!!!!

Ralph you never told us you had a sister? :eek:

My wife found her new go gay girl. HaHaHa

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! :vomit: :leaving:

Considering what my sister was up against, and that she WON the beauty contest, it really was quite an accomplishment....... :histeric: :suspense:

Tell me that's NOT really your sister.

Tell me that's NOT really your sister.

If only she would let her beard grow out some, she could join the circus! ;)

I was referring to the picture YOU posted.

I was referring to the picture YOU posted.

Oh Lord no!!! If my sister looked THAT good I would have married her years ago!!! :shhh: I meant the nagazine cover. :sneaky:

Ralph,
Robert from the CTS Forum. What's this all about? Your compadres think you're messed up. Not me. You're cool!:bouncy: Send me 5lbs of Canadian beef. I love Vicky.:D :bouncy: She's to hot for you though.

I love Vicky.:D :bouncy: She's to hot for you though.

:crying: :basketcas

But she does a nice job of "buffing" my paint wax. :bighead:

That's strange, Vicky asked me this too the other day.....

"Send me that 5lbs of Canadian beef." ;)

Ralph is this what you where doing in the 80's? How come you never told us you where a 80's hair band?

Ralph is this what you where doing in the 80's? How come you never told us you where a 80's hair band?

Wait, that looks like Dopestar!!!!! :lildevil: :shhh: :sneaky:

Lots of hockey players here as we all get started in skating when we are about 3 or so.


Ralph, I figured we should show how you look in uniform.

Ralph, I figured we should show how you look in uniform.

Nice, but I didn't play goalie. :sneaky: My glasses wouldn't last long. :coolgleam Nor my teeth. :D

Wait, that looks like Dopestar!!!!! :lildevil: :shhh: :sneaky:
http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=10896

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/DopeStar156/creepy.jpg
Hey! I don't see the resemblence! :want:

http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=10896

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/DopeStar156/creepy.jpg
Hey! I don't see the resemblence! :want:

:farting:

:histeric:holy crap this is funny! more!

Ya sure, 'cause it's not about you. :(

I'm glad I got a new avatar pic out of this thread though. :D

Heh Ralph posted the cameltoe pic again.

http://cadillacforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=10895

Heh Ralph posted the cameltoe pic again.

http://cadillacforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=10895

LOL, YOUR FAVORITE..... :shhh:

Now STAY AWAY from MY SISTER! :p

Ralph I knew you went on vacation recently, but you didn't tell anyone about your adventures. You really like those camels don't you?

Whats that all about? All that money? The Harley Davidson one is OK, but I would prefer the real Harley over a truck that says it.



i was joking (its cause you drive an Escalade). i catch hell 24-7 about buying that CTS. i get it a whole lot worse than that.:D its all cool.

i was joking (its cause you drive an Escalade). i catch hell 24-7 about buying that CTS. i get it a whole lot worse than that.:D its all cool.

I wasn't upset just wondering if you knew something I didn't.:bouncy:

I wasn't upset just wondering if you knew something I didn't.:bouncy:


oh good. i wasnt trying to say anything negative.

oh good. i wasnt trying to say anything negative.

Maybe while Ralph is out on that camel he will find some hidden gold,and share it with all of us wonderful people who have made all the great pictures of him.:excited:

Where is The Roaming Ralph this day?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/DopeStar156/Ralph/ralphpotter.jpg

Why, he's having a magical adventure in Hogwarts! Defeat the Wizard Ralph! Harry and the others need you!

I couldn't resist boys, sorry.......

http://www.imagehosting.us/himages/ihnp-566992.jpghttp://www.imagehosting.us/himages/ihnp-567036.jpg

Hey Dopestar! Don't play with your food!!

:devil:

I couldn't resist boys, sorry.......

http://www.imagehosting.us/himages/ihnp-566992.jpghttp://www.imagehosting.us/himages/ihnp-567036.jpg

Hey Dopestar! Don't play with your food!!

:devil:

That's just to Funny!!!!:histeric:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OH CRAP that is funny! wew, gotta go to the hospital and get some oxygen.

Maybe while Ralph is out on that camel he will find some hidden gold,and share it with all of us wonderful people who have made all the great pictures of him.:excited:

HA yeah right! Ralph would buy that Mustang and we'd never see him again.

HA yeah right! Ralph would buy that Mustang and we'd never see him again.

NOT RALPH.... NEVER!!!! (hahahaha)

Heh, heh!!!
Keep them coming, guys...

Ugg.

Ugg.


What is Ugg?


Thats all you have to say about that. ILMAO when I saw the pic of Dopestar eating you. He might :vomit: and :farting: at the same time.

Here Ralph,

This is the women we picked out for you.

Here Ralph,

This is the women we picked out for you.
LMAO!!!!!!
Ralphie, you better learn how to chop to get even... :D

I want him to make that his avatar

ralph if you dont take her i will ...i like my women like my cars ....BIG ,slow and quiet.....

that way they cant run, hide , or scream ...

LMAO!!!!!!
Ralphie, you better learn how to chop to get even... :D


OH MY!!! :eek:

I'm close to geting it, in fact I can manually crop and get the new face on the new pic but I just can't click it on the screen for some reason to make it stick!!!!!! And the incert that I want to paste always jumps to the center of the new pic, and I can't put it where I want!!! AAaaarrrrggggg!

Stoney, she's all yours...... :thumbsup: :histeric: Knock yourself out, and get her off my car, My POOR AIR SHOCKS!!! :eek:

!

Stoney, she's all yours...... :thumbsup: :histeric: Knock yourself out, and get her off my car, My POOR AIR SHOCKS!!! :eek:
why do you think my rear air shocks went bad ? wasnt a total loss i did find a cruller in the 3rd hip fold :banana:

You guys let me know when you want me to bring out the big :gun: I have a very good program for this.

I want him to make that his avatar


Ahhh, ya, good luck with that Bud. :thumbsup:


:tease: :nyanya: :devillaug :farting:

Stoney here is your new avatar. I made it just for you.

Stoney here is your new avatar. I made it just for you.
Me likey likey, some pressure is off me and goes much deserved to Stoney. :p

Stoney, she's a real beaut Bud, when's the big day?? When did you get extra-special-strong magnesium alloy front suspension?? :hide:

They are both his pride and joy. He is not sure which one brings him more joy.

Stoney here is your new avatar. I made it just for you.

:histeric:

I wouldn't count on getting your hood emblem back.

HAHAHA......that's wrong. :D

Ugg.
Ugg yourself! I'm the one who ate you! .........with maple syrup and a side of canadian bacon. :lildevil:

I wanna see someone make the pic of me eating Ralph an avitar. LOL! I near pissed myself when I saw that. I wouldn't eat Ralph, I love him too much. HRS on the other hand.....:lildevil:

I wanna see someone make the pic of me eating Ralph an avitar. LOL! I near pissed myself when I saw that. I wouldn't eat Ralph, I love him too much. HRS on the other hand.....:lildevil:Your request is granted!

NOT RALPH.... NEVER!!!! (hahahaha)

HEHE, the way this thread has gone, Ralph would buy that Mustang and go join a Mustang forum. no Ralph wouldnt do that (i hope not anyway, he's one of my best friends).

Ralph, i wouldnt let you date her anyway. Stoney, i can put some hydraulics in that thing to get her off your hood if you'd like :D .

Ralph you have been keeping busy. I can't believe you didn't tell anyone. Is that the finished product that you got with that nice big lady sitting on your hood. Well Congrats are certainly in order!!!:bouncy:

oooohh nice photoshop job!

The "Fabulous" Ralph Fargo (famous wrestler from the 60's)

Mister Ralph's Neighborhood

No explanation necessary here...

We see that you have been spending somtime with Barney since the new baby has arrived.

Mister Ralph's Neighborhood

:histeric:

Won't you be my neighbor?

I am waiting for a come back, then get ready for the really good pic's I am saving.

Who needs Lutz when we there is Ralph!

Ralph you have been keeping busy. I can't believe you didn't tell anyone. Is that the finished product that you got with that nice big lady sitting on your hood. Well Congrats are certainly in order!!!:bouncy:

And none of you will ever become my son-in-law ... :rolleyes2

Stoney here is your new avatar. I made it just for you.
brangs tears to my eyes ...hope shes got summer teeth ...gonna have to pull the wheels off the house fore she come over , dont wanna get a flat ....

as you can see ralph that is the new suspension , the car didnt even lower one inch

you know who was really hot was gilbert grapes mom .... :lildevil:

as for the big day well they aint made a day big enough for us ....but we are schedualed to be married right next to the krispy kreme assembly line , right where we met ...

ahh yes i remeber it now , she smiled gazingly as i asked for the messed up crullers ...love at first bite as i say LOL

as for the big day well they aint made a day big enough for us ....but we are schedualed to be married right next to the krispy kreme assembly line , right where we met ...

ahh yes i remeber it now , she smiled gazingly as i asked for the messed up crullers ...love at first bite as i say LOL

Well, eh, soon you'll know what's it's like being Canadian! (And I don't mean because of the donuts). Everytime the big girl sneezes or rolls over (the US) you feel it all night long. And just wait for her tummy to rumble when she heads for a midnight snack! :drinker

nope it doesnt keep me up , her walking to the fridge produces a gentle rocking motion in the doublewide , and just like a rocking chair it settles me right down and i fall asleep ...

but i have learned to sleep with a snorkel , just in case she might roll over ....

she calls me her little blue berry for that same reason ....

nope it doesnt keep me up , her walking to the fridge produces a gentle rocking motion in the doublewide , and just like a rocking chair it settles me right down and i fall asleep ...

but i have learned to sleep with a snorkel , just in case she might roll over ....

she calls me her little blue berry for that same reason ....

At least you got over your Michael Jackson fetish. :thumbsup:

well it wasnt a fettish ....see i got lost and came across what i thought was a amausement park ....well for some reason they closed the amusement park for the day ....after a few hours this clown came and asked me if i was lost...i said "yes which way to the 405 to LA?" ...before i knew it there was monkeys , funny tasteing juice and the clown kept looseing his nose ...after i made a tape telling how nice this odd clown was to me they opend the park up again and i found my way back to LA ....but what astrange 3 days it was

well it wasnt a fettish ....see i got lost and came across what i thought was a amausement park ....well for some reason they closed the amusement park for the day ....after a few hours this clown came and asked me if i was lost...i said "yes which way to the 405 to LA?" ...before i knew it there was monkeys , funny tasteing juice and the clown kept looseing his nose ...after i made a tape telling how nice this odd clown was to me they opend the park up again and i found my way back to LA ....but what astrange 3 days it was

I don't know what you're talking about. I had a great time at Neverland! Michael Jackson was INNOCENT! The Court system did not fail us true believers! :thumbsup: And remember, Michael Jackson drives a Cadillac CTS-V and a Fleetwood.

Last I heard, he was joining this forum to discuss the mods on his cars, which include kiddy seats and a wet bar. :welcome:

LMAO!!!! Oh man I go to watch some t.v. and look what I miss. You guys are to funny. Ralph I did this special for you. I can't get over how much the baby looks more like the mom. Kinda got your hair though. Wouldn't want you to feel left out.

LMAO!!!! Oh man I go to watch some t.v. and look what I miss. You guys are to funny. Ralph I did this special for you. I can't get over how much the baby looks more like the mom. Kinda got your hair though. Wouldn't want you to feel left out.

My theme song!

Here's the story of a lovely lady,
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold, like their MOTHER,
The youngest one in curls. :sneaky:

Here's the story, of a man named Ralph,
Who was busy with three boys of his own.
They were four men, living all together :shhh:
Yet they were all alone with Michael Jackson.

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow,
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch.
And they wrecked the springs on his Caddy.
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
The Brady Bunch, The Brady Bunch.

That's the way we became the Brady Bunch.

That is a great theme song. Fits perfectly.

I don't know what you're talking about. I had a great time at Neverland!

My new sig! :histeric:

Ralph the "Lady Killer"!

http://www.cadillacforums.com/photopost/data/3025/thumbs/Ralph_Costanza.JPG (http://www.cadillacforums.com/photopost/watermark.php?file=4650&size=1)

I don't know what you're talking about. I had a great time at Neverland!

Man, puke! hahahahaha

Ralph the "Lady Killer"!

http://www.cadillacforums.com/photopost/data/3025/thumbs/Ralph_Costanza.JPG (http://www.cadillacforums.com/photopost/watermark.php?file=4650&size=1)
My eyes, I think I am blinded :eek:
If it wasn't so early I be :drinker

My eyes, I think I am blinded :eek:
If it wasn't so early I be :drinker
Allen Jackson said it best.."It's 5 O'Clock somewhere!":cheers: :cheers:

:shocked:

Oh my! Good work........I think..... :bonkers:

I just sent it to Supa, so hopefully she'll be impressed. :)

Maybe she won't be. :hmm: :eek:

My neck!!! WHERE is my neck??!!!

You guys let me know when you want me to bring out the big :gun: I have a very good program for this.

:farting: :gnome:

My neck!!! WHERE is my neck??!!!Dearest Ralph Costanza,

It is with true sorrow
and deepest sympathy
that I must inform you
of the hereditary condition
which all Costanzas have Inherited
that is,

y’all have no necks boy!

Regards,

Kev IwannawritejustlikeTomDeVillewhenIgrowup

Shrinkage!

Elvis, please don't give anyone
Ralphwithshrinkdink&raisinbag
ideas. I'm getting a visual in
my mind ;and, may have nightmares,
and require therapy!
Kev, 10 out of 10 for style on that
last post Dude! :thumbsup:

TomDeville :coolgleam

Sorry Tom. I understand those images in your mind's eye. On the baseball forum I visit, there are constant Kaz Tadano jokes.

Googling "Kaz Tadano" is not advised. People in Cleveland understand.

:farting: :gnome:

Just wait until the weekend when I have time. I have been very busy at work, We'll see who is smile in the end. :D

Just wait until the weekend when I have time. I have been very busy at work, We'll see who is smile in the end. :D


:lies: :violin:



:farting:

Here's Ralph after raiding Dopestar's closet!

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Bad Ralph!

Pimping Ralphie.

:eek:

He wasn't home, so he would have NEVER found out, that is until NOW! :annoyed: Thanks KEVO! :helpless: :p

Ya know, it's actually kinda freaky how alike Dope and I look in that pic! (before your modification, of course)

Ohhhh Ralph...... I'm Back.

Ralph you look so pretty!!!!

Ralph cameltoe....

OMG!!!!!


:cookoo: :histeric:

Looks like a side we have never seen before Ralph.

Ralph there are a lot more big guns do you want to keep blowing:farting: !!!

Ralph there are a lot more big guns do you want to keep blowing:farting: !!!

I'll plead the "Fifth" on that on the grounds that I may tend to incriminate myself. :hide:

Not that there's anything WRONG with that...

After reading in a different area of the forum I found this could be offending someone I have to now limit my choices.:canttalk: :histeric:

After reading in a different area of the forum I found this could be offending someone I have to now limit my choices.:canttalk: :histeric:

That thread has me upset! :mad:

I'm now able to say "I'm VERY offended" by these slanderous pics of me. :)

Thank you, have a nice day. :histeric:

Watch out, I was only kidding you know there's more to come.

Ralph I saw your X today on the road. :D



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Did a little searching and found out that Ralphy has a little class after all!

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That's a pretty hot dish you're with there Ralphy, you dog you!

And here is the latest hit from Ralph Dogg

Sippin Molson 3.0

With so much drama on the c-b-c
It’s kinda hard bein Ralph d-o-double-g
But i, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky azz sh...er items like every single day eh?
May i, kick a little something for the g’s (yeah eh?)
And, make a few ends as (eh!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the party’s still jumpin eh?
Cause my momma ain’t home
I got ladys in the living room gettin it on
And, they ain’t leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin eh?)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of maple leafs and my homeboys do too eh?
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we don’t love them hoes, eh?
So we gonna smoke a honda to this
G’s up, hoes down, while you nice caucks bounce to this

Chorus: repeat 2x

Rollin down the street, smokin hondas, sippin molson 3.0
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

Here we see ralph on the 80s hit TV in canada "The Canucks of Hazzard"

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Well, shizzle my nizzle!

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Hail to the Chief! "I am not a canuck!"

And here is the latest hit from Ralph Dogg

Sippin Molson 3.0

With so much drama on the c-b-c
It’s kinda hard bein Ralph d-o-double-g
But i, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky azz sh...er items like every single day eh?
May i, kick a little something for the g’s (yeah eh?)
And, make a few ends as (eh!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the party’s still jumpin eh?
Cause my momma ain’t home
I got ladys in the living room gettin it on
And, they ain’t leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin eh?)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of maple leafs and my homeboys do too eh?
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we don’t love them hoes, eh?
So we gonna smoke a honda to this
G’s up, hoes down, while you nice caucks bounce to this

Chorus: repeat 2x

Rollin down the street, smokin hondas, sippin molson 3.0
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

AHAHAHAHAHA oh crap that is funny! is that a lowlow in the back ground? i knew Ralph could do it up big, welcome to my life buddy!

Ralph I saw your X today on the road. :D



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Hahahahaha, nice boom. :thumbsup:

Nice, I think. :hide:

What is that car with the red rims?? At first I thought an early '70's Mustang???

Yo yo, I gotts to keep da hoes in line! :devil:

Too bad I ever wore my glasses for those stupid pics! :helpless:

What is that car with the red rims?? At first I thought an early '70's Mustang???Looks like a Buick Riviera to me.

i dont know but its got wire wheels. see what happens when you drive lowriders. crap got to get another low.

Ya, prob. a Riv.

Question, if I can find that pic of Nat smoking, I was wondering could someone impose an image of me smoking in the pic WITH HER?? I want to send it to a buddy who is trying to quit smoking. :lildevil:

I'll try to find it now......


EDIT:

Can't find it..... :rant2: Maybe later...

Ralph can you please leave Sal alone. He really is a busy man and doesn't need to be wasting his time looking at that ASS.

Ralph can you please leave Sal alone. He really is a busy man and doesn't need to be wasting his time looking at that ASS.


:eek: :eek: OMG!

Personally, I'm OFFENDED because my ass is more hairy than that!!! :hmm: :suspense:


OH THE HORROR!!!!! :vomit:

Ralph can you please leave Sal alone. He really is a busy man and doesn't need to be wasting his time looking at that ASS.Oh that's just wrong!

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If the smokin' don't kill ya................

Oh that's just wrong!

you mean like "Penguin" wrong, or just plain "Wrong"

I can put some hair, but Sal likes a cleanier presentation.

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If the smokin' don't kill ya................


Not bad! I got to find that one particular pic though........you've seen it before, and I used it as an avatar.

you mean like "Penguin" wrong, or just plain "Wrong"
DOHHH!!!!!! YOU HAD TO BRING UP THE PENGIUN AGAIN?!!!!!!

AAAAARRRGHHHH!!!!!!!! :eek:

DOHHH!!!!!! YOU HAD TO BRING UP THE PENGIUN AGAIN?!!!!!!

AAAAARRRGHHHH!!!!!!!! :eek:

It wasn't that bad a pic. I bet Julie would get a kick out of it??????

post?


post?


post???

Yea we what to see it.

Not bad! I got to find that one particular pic though........you've seen it before, and I used it as an avatar.Not bad? NOT BAD?!! :rant2: There's just no pleasing some guys....... :rant2: I'll tell ya...... :nono:

Yea we what to see it.Oh no, you don't want to see it Julie. Oh that poor penguin! There should be a law.......

ralphs new avatar looks familiar

Oh no, you don't want to see it Julie. Oh that poor penguin! There should be a law.......

Yea we really need to see it.

Yea we really need to see it.Oh no! It's ghastly! Oh the penguinity! RALPH IS A MONSTER!!

Oh the loss of penguinnocence!

Kevo was "offended" by this pic...... :rolleyes2 :p

But Kevo, it's no worse than that stupid Canucks on snowmobiles nude one going for a beer run you posted! :shhh: :lildevil: :yawn:

Oh no! It's ghastly! Oh the penguinity! RALPH IS A MONSTER!!

Oh the loss of penguinocence!

At least tell me what thread it is in so I can find it myself. I might have seen it already when I first joined and was viewing old threads.

http://www.lib.ncu.edu.tw/~hong/atmslds/goodies/penguins.jpg

i thought you were a guy ....sorry bout that

'Cmon Stoney! Don't temp him like that! You remember what happened last time!

'Cmon Stoney! Don't temp him like that! You remember what happened last time!

I don't??

what happened?

yah i know ...but im a sucker for disaster movies

Don't give me more to work with Ralph has been getting to much abuse already.:histeric:

Don't give me more to work with Ralph has been getting to much abuse already.:histeric:

WOW! That was fast!!! ;)

i tell yah boombotz found the power hes running circles around me now

Looks like youv'e lost your neck again!

be nice yall. in canadia violating pengiuns is part of their culture. we need to respect that:histeric:

lol. canadian culture, what next, military intelligence.

be nice yall. in canadia violating pengiuns is part of their culture. we need to respect that:histeric:

lol. canadian culture, what next, military intelligence.Are you using oxymorons again?!

what next, military intelligence.

The "intelligence" is there, but it would have to be "heeded." :sneaky: ;)

Your new, I won't go there. :coolgleam ;)

Looks like youv'e lost your neck again!

I guess I can't be called a "RED NECK" then??

:p

I guess I can't be called a "RED NECK" then??

:pOh thank God!

Well, I guess no one liked you and Lauren together, or Pres. Ralph...
:crying: :crying2:

Well, I guess no one liked you and Lauren together, or Pres. Ralph...
:crying: :crying2:

Those were good!! I sent them to some friends, they'll get a kick out of them. :)

Now remember Kevo, when you feel sorry for yourself, DON'T take up drinking as a hobby like Elvis! It's just not healthy! :p :hide:

coming to a theather near you
http://wip.warnerbros.com/marchofthepenguins/



ralph , drinking isnt a hobby , its a way of life .

coming to a theather near you
http://wip.warnerbros.com/marchofthepenguins/




LOL, first I've heard about it. At first I thought it was going to be a comedy for Disney or something when I watched the trailer.....

nope its hard core penguin porn

Here's a still from one of the scenes;

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Here's a still from one of the scenes;

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Now I know why YOU refuse to put up a pic of yourself Kevo. ;) :p

Now I know why YOU refuse to put up a pic of yourself Kevo. ;) :pAw, nobody cares what I look like.

Aw, nobody cares what I look like.

When I learn the software to chop pics, I will! ;)

Here's a still from one of the scenes;

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Well, at least you're a head above the rest! :thumbsup:

Unless you count the little head sticking out from under you.. :eek:
You make such a lovely mother...

ralph WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR SON !!!

YOU SICK BASTARD !!!!

ralph WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR SON !!!

YOU SICK BASTARD !!!!

But, that's not my son, it's my neighbours daughter! :devil:

OH SORRY ...all you penguins look alike

Ralph's Mom sent this picture of little Ralphie.....Aww.... wasn't he precious?

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look at the head on him ....i really feel sorry for his mom when she birthed that thing

look at the head on him ....i really feel sorry for his mom when she birthed that thingI think he may have been delivered caesarean? I dunno, anyway, he started growing into it as you can see in this next picture taken at Christmas time. Thanks again Mom!

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Here one of Ralph in one of his movie rolls with one of
his favorite actors. He likes Natasha too.

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Santa is saying :
Hi Little Ralph
remember me from Mikey's
sleepover at Neverland.
Come on over and sit on
my lap, and we can talk
about the first thing that
pops up :bulging: :shocked:
:bighead: :canttalk:

:coolgleam

Shagadelic Baby!

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LOL, I had a GREAT TIME at NEVERLAND RANCH!! I don't know what all the fuss was about with that "Michael" guy!! I'm glad justice was served. We knew he was innocent. :sneaky:

GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

:D

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Ralphie be pimpin it once again!

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Ralphie be pimpin it once again!

B!tch BETTA have my money!