We need to make a tough deicsion. I wanted chrome aftermarket wheels for the Maggie V but all of a sudden the wife wants a boob job. I think she's fine, must be a mid life crisis or something. She thinks we did the Maggie for the V so now its her turn. In a way its like a pair of Maggies for her, I guess.

We decided we will let you all make the decision. So which should it be, wheels or boobs. This is not a joke, this is a for real question. Thanks. Joe and Mary Lakowicz

Anyone else think we need to see some pictures?

Anyone else think we need to see some pictures?
:yup: :yup: :yup:
but this could quickly turn to a
:nono: :nono: :nono:

I gotta say boobs....i mean really what are you doing with your v at night...not to mention every time she looked at the car shed get angry

Do what it takes to get both.

If you got new wheels for the Maggie V, it would only be fair to post before and after pics,

sooooooo,

If you you opt for the boob job...........

I did the boob job before the car and it was completely worth it.

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I say the Chrome Wheels. They last a long time, you look good next to them, and you will enjoy riding them ..... WAIT ... (thinking :lightbulb ) ...

But you get 4 wheels :dance: or 2 headlights :eye: :eye: ... :confused: ... What to do????

But if she gets the pair then she might leave you for a hotter and sexier man. Then you are left with MAGGIE and no chromes. :eek:

Go ahead and get the headlights, You like riding in the fast lane and enjoying the moment while you can.

You only live once. Enjoy the Midlife EXCITEMENT ... :D

:hide: :getaway:

I think you need to figure out which one or ones you'll play with more.Are we talking about a little lifting or slight tune up,or ittie bittie titty issue?We really need pics on this one.I don't see any other way around it.I'm not a leg guy,what kind of wheels?

Joe, I forgot to ask, The Chromes are for the MAGGIE, right? :bouncy:

And are the Boobs for you or Mary? That does make a difference. :hmm:

:drinker :cheers:

You got your mid life crisis mobile! Let the woman have some BOOBS for god sake! I bet she'll have the Boobs longer than you have the car.

Besides, if the V isn't black what good would the Chrome Wheels be anyway?

Do you want a Tits car or Tits, Tits? Hmmmm...What do I want to hear from the Valet? Nice Rack! or Nice Wheels! See if she'll go for one of those Ass Crack Tatoos! If she throws that in I think the answer is clear!

Either way they're both bolt on aftermarket equipment.

I say get the wheels , you can look at them, play with them and give them a good polish. YOu cant polish boobs. Here's the best part. You can let all your friends put their hands on the wheels.

Can't do the same with the wife:D ?

We also need to know the actual mileage on both of these rides!

Hands down, Get the boobs! She will look and feel better, my wife has a great set!:dance:
Boosts self esteem and confidence, Plus you get to use them also. It's a great investment. :bouncy:
You will look like a great guy:coolgleam , and then you can buy many more mods for the V in the future.:sneaky:

Nobody asked the most important question. How big are her breasts now? If she's flat as a board, I think you should go for the boob job. :D

shit man go to the strip club. wheels bro....

Dude, you got the Maggie, it's her turn. Next round, get your wheels . . . plus boobs are something you can both enjoy!!!

The only negative about the boob job is in about 5 years she'll have to go back in and have a little maintenance work done.:rolleyes: That wasn't cheap either. Of course it was a lot easier justifying the CCW wheels for my V.:cool: Having both is a good thing.

Shane

Hi Guys, thank you all for the responses. It looks like the wife mlakowicz is winning, most of the votes are far the boobs. In answer to your questions about size and shape, she will kill me, but its fair to say the engine is only of modest size and is in need of a rebuild. She wants to look like Pam Anderson. I'm affraid this will be like the car, once you start with the mods you want more.

Take my word for it, if you get the wheels you'll be happy and that will be the end of it (at least as far as wheels are concerned). If she gets the boobs she'll barely be out of the recovery room before she'll want bigger ones and there goes another $5,000.

:sneaky: Okay...here's a thought....when my wife was 35 she was going through her mid-life crisis....she was an attractive "B" size, weight @ 100, 5 foot tall....very cute. She wanted boobs.....I paid the 4 or 5 grand for them. I'm now single and some other guy gets to look and play with them......think about it....seriously.:banghead: I obviously don't know your wife, but women who want to have that work done, and their husbands, don't....tend to be insecure....not a good thing....IMHO:eek:

and with a good lookin V, you can always get plenty of boobs for free.

Wheels, but I'm the wrong one to ask. Mongo hates fake boobs.

Ok, we do need a pic of your wife... but since you got your mid life mobile... I'd lean towards the boobs I guess. Though I wouldn't go any bigger than a full C cup.

I agree . Not to be a horn dog, but even a chest only shot in a bathing suite> Some women are good enough and are just very insecure.

Not to be a horn dog,


To be a horn dog....we need pics.

which one will you ride more?

HMMM.. sounds like someones jealous.............

Finally a question that REALLY matters.

Being a good Morman, if I bought BOOBS for one wife I would have to buy them for all of them. That would be the only fair thing to do.:blasted:

I vote for BOOBS...

My wife called from the hair saloon and asked me "Honey...how light should I get my hair?"

I will tell you the same thing as I told her.

"There is no such thing as too big or too blond!"

:lildevil:

:confused: watch out for those boob jobs...and make sure it isn't Pam Anderson like, or you'll both be unhappy.

Last friend I had who bought a pair of headlights for his wife was divorced before they even paid for them...careful...careful...caution my friend.

OK, go with the boobs, good solid C or mild D should be plenty...too much isn't always a good thing, and you'll no longer have that natural feel or appearance :nono:

Decisions, decisions...she does realize that "maggie" is a car part and not a mistress, right?

Boobs, it will benefit both of you trust me.

Joe, I forgot to ask... are the Boobs for you or Mary? That does make a difference.

:histeric:

After long thought:WHEELS,being as you didn't describe your wifes boobs as (national geographic)(flap jacks)or ( tennis balls in tube socks) i'm sure there fine!Get a new set and enjoy the twins the way they are!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

We can boil the decision down to a simple ROI. Saying that both Wheels and chest enhancement are the same up front costs.

1) The wheels will make you feel a better about the looks of your car. Chest augmentation will make your wife AND you feel better. I am making a mild assumption on your taste of boobs vs. legs on this point. Point Boobs :bouncy:

2) The wheels being new and shiny are great, once dinged (whom ever is at fault) will only show case the faults, not how shiny and new the wheels look. With a chest ding, you may get smacked for being a bit aggressive but very little lasting damage. Point Boobs :bouncy:

3) In the event you sell the car you will get some additional money for the wheels if the buyer likes the wheels you picked, but never enough to cover the costs. If you sell your wife, you will most likely get prison time (not to mention no more fun from the wife). Point Boobs :bouncy:

4) In the event the wife leaves you for the larger chest, seeking personal trainer :sneaky: , you will have your wheels and Maggie powered V (assuming you did not sell it) plus any cash from the divorce. Work an agreement (legal or not) out to make the exchange of monies for boobs a cash positive decision and you’re got a done deal. :bouncy:

Not to mention riding around in your Maggie enhanced V with a boob enhanced wife is pretty cool. (Point jlakowicz :thumbsup: )

Damn it, :banghead: I had a choice???? I don't remember that at the F&I guys desk :want:

http://www.stealthv.com/images/05%20Cad0068.JPG

Ok, I shared my pic... your up...

DEFINITELY WHEELS

every girl that I have talked to that has gotten a boob job has regretted it after a few years. THERE is a LOT of MAINTENANCE, you need to get them replaced every couple years and it can be a HUGE headache, especially if she is active.

Anyways the wheels are gonna give you way less trouble and its always safe to tell your wife that she is perfect just the way she is, you tell her you want boobs over wheels and you might be in for an earful at some point, especially if something goes wrong.

I would have to say the boobs. As some has pointed out "and I have the same tastes it seems" a full firm C or entry level D is perfect, no need for any larger than that. Any larger than that, if not real they just scream Fake, fake, fake and get way to much attention. If you and your wife don't mind or infact like all that extra attention with all the guys starring and thinking dirty thoughts than hell go for some Double D's or bigger and have a blast..:thumbsup:
Let me say it one more time, Boobs baby, you both win with them as long as it is her that really wants them in the first place...

Bill
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I vote twice for boobies.

everyone better bookmark this thread cuz this is gonna be funny in a couple years

First, not work safe guys... Second if the moderators don't like it the little video clip and me might not be here long...:shhh:

But hey, just a thought.. Your wife may be so proud of her new girls she could be like this women... Just a word of caution...:)
Bill
http://media2.big-boys.com/bbfiles/hotgirlflash.wmv

The one thing to consider is the safety issue let me explain.
The V has a tight ride (Correct) So if your wife gets the Pam Anderson makeover (Good chioce by the way) your driving will be distracted by the bouncing boobies (Can you say crashed V) I don't know aboutyou but all things must be considered.

P.S. We need pics you dont' want to put a ls6 in a rusted out Chevette (Remember those) on the same not you dont want to put a 4cyl in a CTS-V..

Bill,
Thanks for the video update, as I was wondering what happened to my third wife-that filthy sl*t. She left me before the rack was even settled-let that be a lesson to everyone. To play it safe, get some wheels that look like boobs. Then again, more than two nipples per wheel might freak you. On that subject, I saw a video recently that....

I have pondered this issue all day.....It wasn't untill I had several glasses of Single Malt that the true answer became clear....and it is clear


BOOBS, that is the answer

What a choice.

Build the ideal car or wife.

Where do I sign up?

As Joe Walsh says "I like big tits" . Its a no-brainer. TITS TITS TITS TITS!
:tongue2: Youll be doin a lot of this!


Florian

I'm a HUGE fan of chrome wheels on a Black car but........boobs for sure.

My wife is 6 foot, blond. A little hippy but was a 36 A Probably closer to a AA after the second kid. Although an attractive woman, to be sure, she got saline boobs about 10 years ago.

Absolutely no regrets. Went to a 36 C. She looks great. She feels more 'balanced' given her wider hips and clothes fit way better. She was always a babe but now she really believes it.

As I keep saying, all bought and paid for and the best investment I ever made. I think she takes them for granted at this point after 10 years, but not me. I never fail to appreciate the view and for me the novelty remains. Seriously.

That being said, it may lead to more "investments". We have three kids and she is very athletic. At the gym 3 - 5 times week teaching Taekwondo and cardio kick boxing - (going to Little Rock next week for World Taekwondo championship next week) - but that little tummy bulge just ain't never going away without a tummy tuck so at 38, that is next in the plans.

Hell why not........

If it is has to be a choice, boobs for sure. Neither one of you will regret it.

OK ... downer-time, but with a happy ending. Breast augmentation is still surgery and poses long-term health risks (albeit much less often thankfully). The only way my wife is going under the knife is to effect a cure. Happy ending-time... if it's her turn, get her a (big) diamond and tell her to do her her homework (if she hasn't already) about all the augmentation consequences and think about it for six months to a year. If after that time she still wants augmentation, you can consider selling the diamond (if needed) to cover the operation. Just a thought.

Anyone else love that "stare" factor?
But when on the road I notice ALOT of people looking at my car/wife. Anyone else notice this?

Ooops, sorry wrong post...:suspect:

Hey wait a minute... next year's calendar is coming up soon..:hmm: what goes good on a car calender??? wild help me out here..

only way to figure this kind of stuff out is with photoshop, you know that. all you need is a picture of the car and your wife side by side, then look at the before/after.

no one said you have to post the pictures (you should though) :yup:

Boobs. Wheels are overrated.

Go for the boobs...no reason to even think about it. As much as I enjoy the V, boobs is a different story. Not only will feel better about herself but be grateful for a long time, which will lead to more mods than just rims.

Honestly I have not seen any rims that I like more than the stock ones so far.

If you seen one boob.....you have seen them all!!! Get the wheels....they are part of the "V"....you can beat them daily....it keeps them happy!!!:cookoo:

You do reolize that with a boob job she can leave you. :eyebrow:

With the wheels you can sell them and get some money back. :dance:

I vote for the Boobs! My wife last year went for a REDUCTION! I do miss them.. Now I am stuck with merely D's......

The chrome wheels can get stolen just as well as your wife leaving you. Its a risk you gotta take.http://cadillacforums.com/forums/images/smilies/bouncy.gif

Okay, I could not sleep last night due to thinking of ways to preserve the new pups if this is the choice you make. Get to a lawyer, get a post-nup-boob agreement. If she leaves you, you get to keep the boobs... sounds like a win-win situation. Not sure how big a market is out there for used silicone, but I am sure you can get enough cash for some used wheels.

I have thought even moore about this.

Best of both worlds any one?


Why not get one boob done, and two wheels? :cookoo:

:nono:

well all i can say is...

if the gentleman spends $$ on the car and not teh wife, will he ever hear the end of it? of course not.

so to make your life easier until the day you die, do whatever the wife wants :cheers:

jlak,

If you do decide to go for the wheels, be sure and make proper measurements to determine rotational inertia. Here's the procedure:

http://www.cadillacforums.com/photopost/watermark.php?file=4523


Edit: the mods pulled my GIF...

one last thing to consider...a couple weeks ago I was down in cabo san lucas and there was like a 75 year old lady with a giant boob job hanging by the pool in a bikini

my panis still can't get hard

Now there's a mental picture I could have done without...:holycrap:

A friend of mine used to say: "Boobs are like motor oil...synthetic is better!"

...under the muscle...

Thank you all for your responses. It looks like the wife wins, she gets the new boobs based on a tally of the boobs vs wheel responses. I was particularly swayed by the comment "what if you spend all the money on the car and not the wife" and the implications for the rest of my life. I just hope the mailman doesn't get to enjoy them more than me.

Dear Gentlemen
I would like to thank you all for your endorsement for my boob job.
I couldnt believe my %&^*(% husband would have preferred wheels instead of a hot wife.

Dear Gentlemen
I would like to thank you all for your endorsement for my boob job.
I couldnt believe my %&^*(% husband would have preferred wheels instead of a hot wife.

Congratulations to the both of you on the decision, as you will both get plenty of enjoyment out of them..:yup: And remember a full C or an entry level D is plenty.. Don't go crazy with the size....:thumbsup:
Bill
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3M Clear Bra and Tinted windows, LS6 Emblem, Stealth-V z06 fuel rail covers, Lasstss Billet interior pieces
K&N drop in filter, B&B Headers-high flow cats-3" resonator exhaust, UUC shifter, BMR kit
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I would recommend having your wife do all the research on the web herself.....basically looking at over or under, befor and after pics and selecting the right doctors....there are many forums that pertain to that. I did all the research for my wifes, and now she wants them done again "her way". I think one of the best was www.implantinfo.com

Boobs don't make the wife hot. The wife is hot with or with out them.

They can how ever add some "shine" to an already attractive woman.

Dear Gentlemen
I would like to thank you all for your endorsement for my boob job.
I couldnt believe my %&^*(% husband would have preferred wheels instead of a hot wife.

Oh and hope he told you, he promised us pictures...:bouncy::bouncy:



of course we were hoping it was not the wheels...:rolling::rolling::rolling::rolling:

one last thing to consider...a couple weeks ago I was down in cabo san lucas and there was like a 75 year old lady with a giant boob job hanging by the pool in a bikini

my panis still can't get hardGot a panhard rod?

i sure hope the wife was OK with airing out their.....issue....here LOL

My wife worked on the Dow Corning case...Needless to say she does not believe implants are a good idea.

I do though! :tongue2:

Make the thread a poll ;)

Going for the boob job, eh? Per previous advice on other threads, be sure to carry either a full sized spare or a can of fix-a-flat.

Getting rid of the runflats...eh

Might want to talk to your husband about a hot cam or a new shifter...:yup:

I did all the research for my wifes, and now she wants them done again "her way". I think one of the best was www.implantinfo.com (http://www.implantinfo.com/)

WOW...that is an excellent site...after a thorough review of the results:lildevil: ...It is my opinion that DR. Taylor of Newport Beach, CA is doing the best work.:yup:

good choice you two! my wife and I had the same choice a few months back and I must say that our nights are a bit more exciting!
under the muscle is great (through the belly button) since there is no scaring and its allow the fluid to drain out.

good luck with it, they will look great, especially pressed up against a V with chrome wheels :yup:

Anyone else love that "stare" factor?


Ooops, sorry wrong post...:suspect:

Hey wait a minute... next year's calendar is coming up soon..:hmm: what goes good on a car calender??? wild help me out here..



There's still time (barely!) to get before and after pics in the calendar!

Boobs don't make the wife hot. The wife is hot with or with out them.

They can how ever add some "shine" to an already attractive woman.


Bravo, well said Dgtal.

I still say we need pics :suspect:

Bravo, well said Dgtal.

I still say we need pics :suspect:

I concur. :cool:

Dear Guys

Thank you all. My husband handed over his wheel money to me today, I have an appt for Monday to pay the surgeon for my D's.
I'm not sure I would have got the wheel money without all your input.

Boobs. No brainer. The V already has great wheels but they are no fun to play with.

Soooooo... how do they look?? :lildevil: :lildevil:

It ended up being a compromised. She has Chrome boobs.
Soooooo... how do they look?? :lildevil: :lildevil:

Yeah, where is the update on this, how did they come out and are you both happy with the results? We all want to know....:yup: :2thumbs: :jawdrop:


Bill

Boobies in here please. Were all wondering the outcome of the chrome 19" Bewbies..http://cadillacforums.com/forums/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif

Guess we better keep this on page 1 for awhile,Till the update!

Well then bump bump

I thought the boobs were dubs? Nice and round with chrome spinners? Better get pics :D

LMAO--I started laughing when I saw the title alone, to say nothing about all the replies...


Thank you---I have been cracking up in my office for the past several minutes....:)

I definitely have to go with boobs, even with some of the risk(s) discussed in this thread and all...

this thread is useles without pics

this thread is useles without pics
:yeah:

:yeah:


double that. LOL



BTW, my wife had them done about 3 yrs ago, couldnt be happier. :)

Maybe one of you guys who has a wife with fake boobs could take one for the team and post some pics.Just a thought

THE BOOB JOB FOR THE WIFE!!

This is one of those strategic moves that pays off in the long run when you need support from the wife.

ANYWAY, YOU ALREADY GOT THE MAGGIE!!!

For those of you who are in So Cal & have wives / significant others who got boob jobs....

My significant other is looking for boobs as well and we are presently looking for a good doctor. Any recommendations / docs to avoid?

Yes, we already agreed that this comes before new wheels... :D

We have not heard the results of this monumental household decision, and in all fairness we all wish the best.....hopefully the mailman has not discovered this first :tisk: ....................waiting................

I have a vid that might be appropiate for this thread if somebody wants to post or host it or whatever you do.Just send me your e address.no nudity but funny

I have a vid that might be appropiate for this thread if somebody wants to post or host it or whatever you do.Just send me your e address.no nudity but funny

email me and I'll host the video, or the questionable video. :D

:drinker

I sent the vid,looked like one more reason why this guy should have gone with the wheels.

Gentlemen, and ladies, this may be a double response, I submitted one but couldn't find it.
Anyway, surgery went well, some pain for a week. Like horespower, the wife wants more, now its an eye lift of something. She wants more Mods, now I know how she feels when I spend all the money on car Mods.

This is a great forum, you all seem like a bunch of friends to us. Thanks.

Don't think of us as friends; think of us as family. Show us the boobs.

Mother nature was more than generous for my wife (and therefore, for me!).
She is a 38E on a 5'7" frame (38-26-34). In engine talk, that would be "oversquare". Her bras are Craftsman industrial duty. If anyone does transplants, she could get a reduction to a 38D and probably make three other women proud 38Ds (and their significant others would be very happy).
:cloud9:

my old lady already has real 38 dd so i am ok. bahahah suckers

Boobs. It will make your wife feel better about herself which in the long run will make you feel better.

Boobs

Mother nature was more than generous for my wife (and therefore, for me!).
She is a 38E on a 5'7" frame (38-26-34). In engine talk, that would be "oversquare". Her bras are Craftsman industrial duty. If anyone does transplants, she could get a reduction to a 38D and probably make three other women proud 38Ds (and their significant others would be very happy).
:cloud9:

I bet your wife doesn't play Golf, probably couldn't see the ball.:histeric:

Remember guys, if it has Boobs or Wheels, it's gonna cost you money. Aint life grand......

Well, my wife isn't that well endowed in the boob arena, and has a tendency to curb wheels...so I know what I'd vote for...but she is one helluva friend in life - sort of like my V :thumbsup:

Think of it this way... With your wife, you are getting one set of boobs. With the V, you can attract many sets of boobs.

Boobs 4 sure think of the......:lildevil: ROFL

Depends on which one you enjoy riding more.

-jm2c

hey guys...if you haven't already noticed...he said THEY GOT THE BOOBS!

Congrats!

hey guys...if you haven't already noticed...he said THEY GOT THE BOOBS!
Congrats!

Prove it.