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Boombotz
05-30-05, 10:40 PM
Here is one. See if you can figure it out. If you want more let me know. I have tons of them. If you have any post them once the previous one is figured out.


It is more powerful than God.
It is more evil then the Devil.
The poor have it.
And the rich don't want it.

What is It?

Stoneage_Caddy
05-30-05, 11:03 PM
Wow Boombotz ....all these threads about my Ex Girlfreind ....you know im starting to get a little paranoid over here

Boombotz
05-30-05, 11:10 PM
I promise this one is not about your ex. I know it sounds like it but that is the wrong answer. My wife is standing here watching your replies she was laughing so hard she had to run to the bathroom before she pissed her pants.

Stoneage_Caddy
05-30-05, 11:12 PM
Kickass .....

Last time a woman laughed that hard my pants were .....

oh wait anyone can see this ...

ShadowLvr400
05-30-05, 11:21 PM
Nothing.... (My g/f figured it out as well.)

In the morning I walk on 4 legs,
in the middle of the day, I walk on 2,
as the evening draws near, I walk on 3 legs,
and when I have the fewest legs is when I am my strongest.

What am I?

Boombotz
05-30-05, 11:27 PM
I think it is the cycle of human life

Stoneage_Caddy
05-30-05, 11:30 PM
Nothing.... (My g/f figured it out as well.)

In the morning I walk on 4 legs,
in the middle of the day, I walk on 2,
as the evening draws near, I walk on 3 legs,
and when I have the fewest legs is when I am my strongest.

What am I?
Porn Star ?

ShadowLvr400
05-31-05, 01:38 AM
I think it is the cycle of human life


Close enough, it is a man. In the morning (infancy) crawls on all 4's, midday (adulthood) walks on 2 and is strongest, evening (senior citizen) uses a cane to help, 3 legs.





"He" starts and ends 2 common English words. One painfull in love, One painfull in everyday matter. Do you know what 2 words I must be?

Boombotz
05-31-05, 07:03 AM
Once I got that the words start with letters "He" It came to me quickly. Clever one.

Heartache and Headache.

Next one:

Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?

ShadowLvr400
05-31-05, 02:48 PM
Ewe, U ?

Elvis
05-31-05, 03:12 PM
The four legs, two legs, three legs is straight out of Oedipus Rex.

Here's another:

The man who built it didn't need it.

The man who bought it didn't use it.

The man who used it didn't want it.

Boombotz
05-31-05, 03:18 PM
The four legs, two legs, three legs is straight out of Oedipus Rex.

Here's another:

The man who built it didn't need it.

The man who bought it didn't use it.

The man who used it didn't want it.

Tombstone, that one is to easy. It will be very hard to stomp me. I usually figure them out.

Boombotz
05-31-05, 03:19 PM
Once I got that the words start with letters "He" It came to me quickly. Clever one.

Heartache and Headache.

Next one:

Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?

Still need a answer let me no if you give up. Answer is EYE.

Krashed989
05-31-05, 03:20 PM
Ok how about this one;


Take away my first letter and I am unchanged;
Take away my second letter and I am unchanged;
Take away all my remaining letters and I am still unchanged!
What am I?

Boombotz
05-31-05, 03:25 PM
Ok how about this one;


Take away my first letter and I am unchanged;
Take away my second letter and I am unchanged;
Take away all my remaining letters and I am still unchanged!
What am I?


You are either a Mailbox or a post man.Probaly more likely the Mailbox one but it could also be a postman

Elvis
05-31-05, 03:27 PM
Tombstone, that one is to easy. It will be very hard to stomp me. I usually figure them out.

Tombstone works, but that's not the answer I was looking for.

Coffin.

Boombotz
05-31-05, 03:31 PM
Tombstone works, but that's not the answer I was looking for.

Coffin.

Yea it could be either or. I should have study it for 10 seconds more and would of came up with coffin two.:)

Here is a hard one:

There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?

ShadowLvr400
05-31-05, 07:22 PM
Startling. (Used to play Literati, ie, online scrabble.)
Startling -> starting -> staring -> string -> sting -> sing -> sin -> in -> I


Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

Boombotz
05-31-05, 09:13 PM
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

Doll. I looked at my Daughter to think and she happen to have adoll in her hands and started thinking hey that fits.

Next one:

I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?

ShadowLvr400
05-31-05, 10:21 PM
Peace? Quiet? Solitude? The Unabomber? :) Bedtime for me...

Boombotz
05-31-05, 10:52 PM
Peace? Quiet? Solitude? The Unabomber? :) Bedtime for me...

None of the above I'll give you a chance to think before I give answer.

Krashed989
06-01-05, 02:09 AM
I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?


A rabid gopher?... Rest?... Painful way to find a pine cone?... Good potting soil?... :bonkers: I'm never gonna get this one...

Boombotz
06-01-05, 08:54 AM
The pine cone was close but not right. It is a splinter.

Here is a new one:

He who has it doesn't tell it. He who takes it doesn't know it. He who knows it doesn't want it. What is it?

Stoneage_Caddy
06-01-05, 11:20 AM
a STD ?

Boombotz
06-01-05, 11:22 AM
a STD ?

That works but no not the right answer. Try again.

Stoneage_Caddy
06-01-05, 12:12 PM
A cold ?

i sure do suck at this

ShadowLvr400
06-01-05, 10:01 PM
And I would have answered again, but net was down for a day. Considering the brain fry fighting with my router and modem were, I'll take a break.

He who has it doesn't tell it. He who takes it doesn't know it. He who knows it doesn't want it. What is it?

Fake money would work....



There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good. Who are they?

Boombotz
06-01-05, 10:41 PM
The four Elements Water, Fire, Earth, and Wind, I was impressed you got the 9 letter word one. That took me a little while to get. I'm thinking of a hard one now.

ShadowLvr400
06-02-05, 01:27 AM
A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man. Who am I?


Boom, as I said, used to play literati for hours on end, got very very used to looking for words.

Boombotz
06-02-05, 06:43 AM
A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man. Who am I?


Boom, as I said, used to play literati for hours on end, got very very used to looking for words.

This one was really easy it's rain. Here is the next one.
Who are the two brothers who live on opposite sides of the road yet never see each other?

Elvis
06-02-05, 09:31 AM
What has four legs and one arm?

Boombotz
06-02-05, 10:44 AM
What has four legs and one arm?

A pitbull leaving a playground.

Boombotz
06-02-05, 10:47 AM
I have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall.What am I?

Elvis
06-02-05, 01:28 PM
chicken embryo

ShadowLvr400
06-02-05, 01:31 PM
Who are the two brothers who live on opposite sides of the road yet never see each other?


I have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall.What am I?


If it was opposite side of the bridge, I might say eyes... Otherwise, I dunno.



Anything in an egg, or anything in a cocoon.




What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?

Stoneage_Caddy
06-02-05, 04:22 PM
a donut ?

ShadowLvr400
06-02-05, 04:34 PM
a donut ?


Sorry, but no. Kinda a good idea though. *heads off to Krispy Kreme*

Stoneage_Caddy
06-02-05, 04:42 PM
damn right ..i hope the light is on for ya (they have a fresh made donut light)

Boombotz
06-02-05, 05:55 PM
Skim Milk

ShadowLvr400
06-02-05, 10:29 PM
Skim Milk


Still nope... If I said literati as a hint, I wonder if anyone will get it...

davesdeville
06-03-05, 03:01 AM
What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?

Wholesome? :bighead:

Boombotz
06-03-05, 08:15 AM
What row of numbers comes next?
This is a tough one!
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
?

notoriouslyKEN
06-03-05, 10:59 AM
1113213211

edit: what comes next?

Boombotz
06-03-05, 11:28 AM
[QUOTE=notoriouslyKEN]1113213211

edit: what comes next?

31131211131221


Very Good. Here is a new one.

I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.

Stoneage_Caddy
06-03-05, 11:31 AM
is it this guy ?
http://www.intellectualconservative.com/images/jesus.jpg

Boombotz
06-03-05, 11:33 AM
No you are putting way to much thought into this.

Murphyg
06-03-05, 01:32 PM
"s" ?

Murphyg
06-03-05, 01:38 PM
An oldy but a goody:

Your in a one room cabin.
Every wall has a window.
Every window faces south.
A bear walks by one of the windows.
What color is the bear ?

Spyder
06-03-05, 01:38 PM
Hehehe...That ones good...reminds me of the 'ol Riddle of Fanny Duelly...but that is a question and answer kind of thing, kinda hard to put down in this unless its live chat. :(

Murphyg
06-03-05, 02:30 PM
The bear would be white.
With every window facing south you would have to be at the North Pole

Elvis
06-03-05, 02:47 PM
I thought Polar Bears were at the South Pole?

Or am I thinking of penguins?

Spyder
06-03-05, 03:42 PM
Both are in the great white north...I don't think anything really lives in or around the south pole...that's what I remember from school, anyways...

Boombotz
06-04-05, 02:34 AM
When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.

Boombotz
06-04-05, 02:00 PM
anyone?

Stoneage_Caddy
06-04-05, 02:03 PM
a question ?

Boombotz
06-04-05, 02:41 PM
a question ?

No but close.:p

ShadowLvr400
06-04-05, 03:37 PM
When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.


Sorry, was at work. It's a riddle.



A man walks into a his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader.
How did he do this?

Boombotz
06-04-05, 04:13 PM
He shot himself in the mirror.

Boombotz
06-04-05, 04:35 PM
This one is for Stoney. He always try's to get them. You should be able to get this.




A group of soldiers were standing in the blistering sun facing due west. Their sergeant shouted at them:
Right turn!
About turn!
Left turn!

In which direction are they now facing?

Stoneage_Caddy
06-04-05, 05:33 PM
east

Boombotz
06-04-05, 05:52 PM
I figured with all your training you would get that one right.

Stoneage_Caddy
06-04-05, 05:53 PM
well you can never be sure , my drill sargent once told me id screw up a wet dream

Boombotz
06-04-05, 06:05 PM
well you can never be sure , my drill sargent once told me id screw up a wet dream

You sure he didn't say you screwed up his wet dream.

Stoneage_Caddy
06-04-05, 06:06 PM
man thatd explain alot wouldnt it ?

Boombotz
06-04-05, 07:16 PM
New one:



What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?

Stoneage_Caddy
06-04-05, 07:44 PM
none , ive met her ...shes a bitch ....and im clearly an *******

Boombotz
06-04-05, 07:57 PM
What untill you see the answer. You might want to re-think that.

Stoneage_Caddy
06-04-05, 07:58 PM
yah belive me ..i just fought with her not more than 10 mintues ago ....you people would call her my mother

Boombotz
06-04-05, 08:00 PM
lol

Stoneage_Caddy
06-04-05, 08:01 PM
shes usuly a very nice person ...but not tonight ....

dad looked at me like "what the hell" i said "shit man you married her"

Boombotz
06-04-05, 08:02 PM
OK next one:



When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?

Stoneage_Caddy
06-04-05, 08:04 PM
sunday

Boombotz
06-04-05, 08:05 PM
no

Stoneage_Caddy
06-04-05, 08:10 PM
1 down 6 to go ...this ones easy ...ill let someone work for it ....then ill guess saturday ,friday , thursday ,wensday , tuesday , monday

Boombotz
06-04-05, 08:11 PM
It is one of those.

Boombotz
06-04-05, 09:23 PM
Next one: It is easy



What's black when you get it,
Red when you use it,
And white when you're all through with it?

ShadowLvr400
06-04-05, 11:46 PM
A really dirty hooker? Or charcoal. :) I'm a cook, remember?

Stoneage_Caddy
06-05-05, 12:13 AM
whatever it is its the exactl opposite of a tampon

Boombotz
06-05-05, 12:47 AM
whatever it is its the exactl opposite of a tampon

lol:histeric:

Boombotz
06-05-05, 12:50 AM
Next one:




Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground!
What am I?

Stoneage_Caddy
06-05-05, 12:55 AM
a bird?

Boombotz
06-05-05, 01:05 AM
a bird?

Well confound is a latin word for to pour. Otherwise bird would of work. The correct answer is a wheelbarrel. Nice try though

Boombotz
06-05-05, 01:11 AM
This one is easy.



I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul.

What am I?

Boombotz
06-05-05, 01:13 AM
This one is for ShadowLvr400. Since you like these.




There is a seven-letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters." What is the word?

Stoneage_Caddy
06-05-05, 01:18 AM
boom i cant figure out that box of keys thing ....now a box of choclates ...

just out of curosity to your guys that are doing these riddles , are all of you really good at algebra ? i hear folks good at this type of stuff are good at algebra ...

Boombotz
06-05-05, 01:27 AM
boom i cant figure out that box of keys thing ....now a box of choclates ...

just out of curosity to your guys that are doing these riddles , are all of you really good at algebra ? i hear folks good at this type of stuff are good at algebra ...
Yes I was very good in algebra. Math was my major. I am also left handed.. Don't know if that has something to do with it either. The wife is good at them too and she is terrible in math. Do you want the answer to the keys or should I keep you waiting.

Stoneage_Caddy
06-05-05, 01:34 AM
ill sleep on it ...maybe ill figure it out in the morning ....

ShadowLvr400
06-05-05, 03:09 AM
I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul.

What am I?


Music is often a way for artists to express themselves. For me it's my poetry. Reminds me, I need to get mine tuned.

As for the seven letter word... I'd think towards the Startling one, but no... However, it's gotta have some base words in it, like is, in, it, or, on, he, we possibly...

inside - in side id..... si and de are stretches... 6 letters anyways....

whereis - where here he is ere ....
thereis - there the he here her is ere ... reis?

therein - the there here rein in he her ere herein .... shit, only 9.... Unless you count therein....? I dunno, must think of more in the morning...

morning? morn, or, orn? in nin? cool band...

hehe, anestheiologist...? a an nest the log is gist he hmmm too long a word....

I think I'll be coming back to this in the morning... In the meantime...




At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."

What color suit is each man wearing?

ShadowLvr400
06-05-05, 03:10 AM
If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?


(Another one)

davesdeville
06-05-05, 05:53 AM
If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?


(Another one)

Quadrillion?

Boombotz
06-05-05, 07:56 AM
If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?


(Another one)

One Thousand.

Boombotz
06-05-05, 08:24 AM
therein - the there here rein in he her ere herein .... shit, only 9.... Unless you count therein....? I dunno, must think of more in the morning...


The, There, He, In, Rein, Her, Here, Ere, Therein, Herein.


You got it.

Boombotz
06-05-05, 08:33 AM
At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."

What color suit is each man wearing?

Mr. Green is wearing blue.

Mr. Red is wearing green.

Mr. Blue is wearing red.

Boombotz
06-05-05, 09:04 AM
That reminded me of this:



http://media2.big-boys.com/bbfiles/images/bbpics/pic0710.jpg

davesdeville
06-05-05, 09:22 AM
One Thousand.

Wow I'm an idiot. I guess that's what staying up until 4 does to you. :helpless:

Boombotz
06-05-05, 09:52 AM
Wow I'm an idiot. I guess that's what staying up until 4 does to you. :helpless:

Dave that was posted at 5:53 AM:hmm: You might need to go back to bed:drinker :basketcas

I forgot about the time zone thing. I'm the "idoit now.

Boombotz
06-05-05, 10:20 AM
Here is one for the math wizards:




If you have six men and they each had six baskets. Each basket has six cats inside and each cat has six kittens. Assuming all are whole and healthy, how many legs are there?

ShadowLvr400
06-05-05, 12:03 PM
6048 if I did my calcs right....

Each basket (36 baskets total) has 6 cats with 6 kittens each inside. 6 groups of 7 cats, so 42 felines in each basket. 42 times 4 (the number of legs) gives 168 legs each basket. That, times 36 baskets total, gives 6048. I think.


Edit: I forgot about the men. Toss in another 12 legs if they're co0unted in the total.



The king dies and two men, the true heir and an impostor, both claim to be his long-lost son. Both fit the description of the rightful heir: about the right age, height, coloring and general appearance. Finally, one of the elders proposes a test to identify the true heir. One man agrees to the test while the other flatly re-fuses. The one who agreed is immediately sent on his way, and the one who re-fused is correctly identified as the rightful heir.
Can you figure out why?

Boombotz
06-05-05, 12:09 PM
Close the correct answer is 6,060.

You forgot about the mens legs. Wasn't just asking about the cats and kittens.

ShadowLvr400
06-05-05, 12:12 PM
Nyah Nyah, I'd already edited that back in Boom. :P

Boombotz
06-05-05, 12:14 PM
Nyah Nyah, I'd already edited that back in Boom. :P I saw it before you did. I a;eady know the answer to your abou th prince. I figuring it out now.

ShadowLvr400
06-05-05, 12:17 PM
Not uh Boom. I started editing as soon as I'd posted it and saw your whole question again.

Boombotz
06-05-05, 12:19 PM
The king dies and two men, the true heir and an impostor, both claim to be his long-lost son. Both fit the description of the rightful heir: about the right age, height, coloring and general appearance. Finally, one of the elders proposes a test to identify the true heir. One man agrees to the test while the other flatly re-fuses. The one who agreed is immediately sent on his way, and the one who re-fused is correctly identified as the rightful heir.
Can you figure out why?


Because the Elder purposed test was a blood test and knew the true prince was a hemophilac. so when the other guy agreed he knew it was not him.

Boombotz
06-05-05, 12:20 PM
Not uh Boom. I started editing as soon as I'd posted it and saw your whole question again.

I wish I quoted it. I saw it before you edited it I swear.

ShadowLvr400
06-05-05, 12:23 PM
Exactly right Boom. It's a prety easy one.


How many sides does a circle have?


Edit: And I swear Boom, I had figured it out before I saw a post from you about it. I think we both probably saw it at the same time, and you stared writing as I started editing. We're both doing well at this though.

Boombotz
06-05-05, 12:34 PM
How many sides does a circle have?

This one is not easy.


A circle can have 0 sides if you say a side has to be straight.

It can have 2 sides (inside and outside)

or it can have iffinate number of sides.

Don't know if that is the answer you are looking for.

ShadowLvr400
06-05-05, 02:18 PM
Inside and outside. :)

What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up?

Boombotz
06-05-05, 08:47 PM
Inside and outside. :)

What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up?

You call that one challenging. Sieve

Boombotz
06-05-05, 08:51 PM
Next one:


If two hours ago, it was as long after one o'clock in the afternoon as it was before one o'clock in the morning, what time would it be now?

Eric2203
06-05-05, 10:44 PM
9 Pm

ShadowLvr400
06-05-05, 10:54 PM
You call that one challenging. Sieve


Nope, want a challenging one? What's the name of my cat? :P



I can't remember the details of the one about 52 bicycles, so heres a different one. Don't think it's very hard.

This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?

JimHare
06-05-05, 11:23 PM
Here's one - how can you stand behind your father while he stands behind you?

Boombotz
06-05-05, 11:55 PM
This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?



Waterfall

Boombotz
06-06-05, 12:01 AM
Nope, want a challenging one? What's the name of my cat?


Is it Shadow?

ShadowLvr400
06-06-05, 12:01 AM
Here's one - how can you stand behind your father while he stands behind you?


Back to back.

ShadowLvr400
06-06-05, 12:02 AM
Is it Shadow?


Nope. :) And it's kind of a trick question... I have 4. 3 boys, 1 girl

davesdeville
06-06-05, 02:42 AM
Dave that was posted at 5:53 AM:hmm: You might need to go back to bed:drinker :basketcas

I forgot about the time zone thing. I'm the "idoit now.

Haha I'm not the only one :p

Murphyg
06-09-05, 05:19 PM
Another old but good one from the classic show "All In The Family"

A father and his son are driving back from a fishing trip when they get in a car wreck.
The father is killed and his son is critically injured.
He is rushed to the hospital and prepped for emergency surgery.
The doctor rushes in, takes one look at the boy and says
"I cant operate on him, he is my son".
????

davesdeville
06-10-05, 04:04 AM
Is the doctor his mom? What's the question?

Boombotz
06-10-05, 08:12 AM
Is the doctor his mom? What's the question?

If that is the answer it was so easy and I really overthought this one, but that sounds 100% right and so simple.

Murphyg
06-10-05, 06:34 PM
Yes very simple.
It was his mom.
But have to remember that back in the days when "All In The Family" was a hit show, it was almost inconcievable that a surgean could be a woman.
Practically inconcievable that a woman could be anything other than a house wife actually. And sad to say that there are still alot of people out there today that still have that mentality.

Will try to come up with something better next time.
Sorry people.

Boombotz
06-10-05, 07:14 PM
Here you go try this one:

I am the ruler of shovels
I have a double
I am as thin as a knife
I have a wife
What am I?

Murphyg
06-11-05, 12:20 AM
King of Spades Maybe ?

Boombotz
06-11-05, 07:04 AM
You are correct. Good job

Boombotz
04-18-06, 06:56 AM
You are stuck in a room with no windows or doors. a solid room. the only things in this room are a mirror and a table. how do you escape?

jonnyd
04-18-06, 08:43 AM
You are stuck in a room with no windows or doors. a solid room. the only things in this room are a mirror and a table. how do you escape?

You look into the mirror, saw what you saw than take the saw, saw the table in half. Two halves make a whole and climb through the hole!:thumbsup:

ShadowLvr400
04-18-06, 11:44 AM
There's a cabin in the woods. Inside that cabin are 2 chairs, and in those chairs are 2 dead bodies. (1 body per chair) There's broken glass on the floor. What happened?

(Yes this is a riddle)

Jonas McFeely
04-18-06, 12:51 PM
There's a cabin in the woods. Inside that cabin are 2 chairs, and in those chairs are 2 dead bodies. (1 body per chair) There's broken glass on the floor. What happened?

(Yes this is a riddle)

Got me.

Boombotz
04-18-06, 02:28 PM
There's a cabin in the woods. Inside that cabin are 2 chairs, and in those chairs are 2 dead bodies. (1 body per chair) There's broken glass on the floor. What happened?

(Yes this is a riddle)

Alright this one I think I am going to have to put some thought in to.

jonnyd
04-18-06, 02:59 PM
There's a cabin in the woods. Inside that cabin are 2 chairs, and in those chairs are 2 dead bodies. (1 body per chair) There's broken glass on the floor. What happened?

(Yes this is a riddle)

They both hit eachother over the head with glass bottles..as they did they fell in the chair and died....FOOLS!!!! hahahaha i seriously have no idea!:confused:

LittleB
04-18-06, 05:31 PM
You look into the mirror, saw what you saw than take the saw, saw the table in half. Two halves make a whole and climb through the hole!:thumbsup:

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're smart :thumbsup: :highfive:

Krashed989
04-18-06, 06:35 PM
There's a cabin in the woods. Inside that cabin are 2 chairs, and in those chairs are 2 dead bodies. (1 body per chair) There's broken glass on the floor. What happened?

(Yes this is a riddle)

Ninja's

Boombotz
04-18-06, 09:52 PM
There's a cabin in the woods. Inside that cabin are 2 chairs, and in those chairs are 2 dead bodies. (1 body per chair) There's broken glass on the floor. What happened?

(Yes this is a riddle)

Alright this one has pissed me off. I thought about it through out my day and it is very aggravating. There is just not enough information. I mean what is the glass from? Were the guys friends? There has to be more to this:banghead: . Alright well the are the 3 things I have come up with and I know they are wrong but i just can't figure it out.

1. They both were having a drink that was poisoned drop there glasses when they died.

2. They were there when the cabin got broken into and they where killed.

3. suicide

LittleB
04-18-06, 11:40 PM
What's the answer already?!?!?!?!!?! I can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zorb750
04-19-06, 12:41 AM
What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Boombotz
04-19-06, 07:34 AM
What is the sound of one hand clapping?

The question has no answer, because it asks: What is the sound of something which has no sound?The question is intended to play a trick on the listener, by asking the listener to try to answer something that has no answer.

Boombotz
04-19-06, 07:40 AM
I do not breathe, but I run and jump.
I do not eat, but I swim and stretch.
I do not drink, but I sleep and stand.
I do not think, but I grow and play.
I do not see, but you see me every day.

jonnyd
04-19-06, 10:26 AM
ahhhhhhhhh yesssss....It is a Leg!!!!!!! This was one I used on people long ago to totally stun them...GOOD ONE tho!!:thumbsup:

Boombotz
04-19-06, 10:34 AM
ahhhhhhhhh yesssss....It is a Leg!!!!!!! This was one I used on people long ago to totally stun them...GOOD ONE tho!!:thumbsup:

Your pretty good at these. Here is another.
We are very little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and a fourth is boxed within. If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you.

jonnyd
04-19-06, 11:24 AM
hahahaha I have no idea, but im gonna go out on the limb ans say its peanuts or gummy bears????

Boombotz
04-19-06, 11:32 AM
hahahaha I have no idea, but im gonna go out on the limb ans say its peanuts or gummy bears????

Noooooo..... Try again!

ShadowLvr400
04-19-06, 11:42 AM
There's a cabin in the woods. Inside that cabin are 2 chairs, and in those chairs are 2 dead bodies. (1 body per chair) There's broken glass on the floor. What happened?

(Yes this is a riddle)



Ok, for the following answers,
Suicide - Nope

Broke glasses over each other - Nope

Ninjas - Nope


A hint though. The WORDS are important here. See what words can be replaced, and you might be able to answer it.

ShadowLvr400
04-19-06, 11:54 AM
Your pretty good at these. Here is another.
We are very little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and a fourth is boxed within. If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you.


Vowels
gl A ss
j E t
t I n
b O xed
yo U

Boombotz
04-19-06, 12:07 PM
Vowels
gl A ss
j E t
t I n
b O xed
yo U

Very Good!
i sting i bite i munch what am i?

ShadowLvr400
04-19-06, 12:23 PM
Well, aside from avoiding my riddle Boom, an ant, a hornet, or frostbite

Adam
04-19-06, 12:45 PM
Shadow- a sniper in the woods?

jonnyd
04-19-06, 12:52 PM
Ok, for the following answers,
Suicide - Nope

Broke glasses over each other - Nope

Ninjas - Nope


A hint though. The WORDS are important here. See what words can be replaced, and you might be able to answer it.

they both drank rat poisoning..therefore dying in the chair and dropping + breaking the glass of the bottle.:alchi:

jonnyd
04-19-06, 12:53 PM
Very Good!
i sting i bite i munch what am i?

YOU ARE JONNY D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bouncy:

Boombotz
04-19-06, 01:01 PM
Well, aside from avoiding my riddle Boom, an ant, a hornet, or frostbite

Frostbite is right. I am not avoiding I am working on it. Pondering the stupid thing in my head. It is really begining to piss me off!

Boombotz
04-19-06, 01:02 PM
they both drank rat poisoning..therefore dying in the chair and dropping + breaking the glass of the bottle.:alchi:
I already guessed the poison thing.:bouncy:

jonnyd
04-19-06, 01:07 PM
I already guessed the poison thing.:bouncy:

crap......hmm....

ok some dude jumped through the window...broke their necks and ran away

Boombotz
04-19-06, 01:08 PM
Shadow- a sniper in the woods?

Thats a great guess is it right?

Boombotz
04-19-06, 01:09 PM
crap......hmm....

ok some dude jumped through the window...broke their necks and ran away

LMAO!!!!

When there is fire in me then I am still cold.When I own your true love's face then you will not see me.To all things I give no more than I am given.In time I may have all things, and yet I can keep nothing.What am I?

ShadowLvr400
04-19-06, 02:35 PM
Sorry, no sniper. Though kinda interesting.

ShadowLvr400
04-19-06, 03:48 PM
I'll give you guys another hint, so Boom doesn't flip out. Go through the key words in the riddle, and see what words can be changed, what words can mean multiple things.

Adam
04-19-06, 04:00 PM
I'll give you guys another hint, so Boom doesn't flip out. Go through the key words in the riddle, and see what words can be changed, what words can mean multiple things.

cabin= house?
woods= forrest
bodies= corpses
chairs= seats?
broken= cracked?

so we have house forrest corpses seats and cracked... sounds like a Led Zeppelin song. THEY OVERDOSED ON CRACK!!!!!!!!!

ShadowLvr400
04-19-06, 04:04 PM
One of those words has more possible meanings. Bodies aint it though. So I'm reducing your options somewhat.

Adam
04-19-06, 04:06 PM
One of those words has more possible meanings. Bodies aint it though. So I'm reducing your options somewhat.

well dammit just post the answer... unless you dont know it! you dont do you? you posted it for us so that we would figure it out. YOU KNOW NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ShadowLvr400
04-19-06, 04:07 PM
Hahaha fine, fine. The one word to change is Cabin... A Cabin in the woods, can be changed to Cockpit... Now do you know what happened?

Adam
04-19-06, 04:18 PM
Hahaha fine, fine. The one word to change is Cabin... A Cabin in the woods, can be changed to Cockpit... Now do you know what happened?

i didnt know that... pilots? crashed in a house? crashed into a house?

ShadowLvr400
04-19-06, 04:20 PM
93Fleet, another name for the cockpit is cabin. So it is simply, a plane crashed in the woods. The pilot and co pilot died in the crash. Something simple once you know it, but not obvious.

Adam
04-19-06, 04:29 PM
93Fleet, another name for the cockpit is cabin. So it is simply, a plane crashed in the woods. The pilot and co pilot died in the crash. Something simple once you know it, but not obvious.

well i will tell you this, i did not know that cockpit was another word for cabin. i learned something out of this. good going Shadow! yeah and it is pretty damn simple now that i think about it... ahaha.

Boombotz
04-19-06, 04:37 PM
Are you kidding me? Its a plane crash. I never even thought of a cabin cockpit. Man I would have never figured that one out. Damn.....very good!

Adam
04-19-06, 04:39 PM
when/where does 99+1=60?

Boombotz
04-19-06, 04:39 PM
LMAO!!!!

When there is fire in me then I am still cold.When I own your true love's face then you will not see me.To all things I give no more than I am given.In time I may have all things, and yet I can keep nothing.What am I?

I am still waiting for someone to get this one!

Boombotz
04-19-06, 04:42 PM
when/where does 99+1=60?

IN MINUTES!

Spittin Game
04-19-06, 05:01 PM
IN MINUTES!

:wtf:

Boombotz
04-19-06, 05:07 PM
:wtf:

99 percent of an hour or minute + 1 percent of the hour/minute would = 60 minutes or minute.

Boombotz
04-19-06, 05:10 PM
Even though the one up above is still not answered here is another one to ponder.

A man left home one morning. He turned right and ran straight ahead. Then he turned left. After awhile, he he turned left again, running faster than ever. Then he turned left once more and decided to go home. In the distance he could see two masked men waiting for him. Who were they?

Krashed989
04-19-06, 05:48 PM
Even though the one up above is still not answered here is another one to ponder.

A man left home one morning. He turned right and ran straight ahead. Then he turned left. After awhile, he he turned left again, running faster than ever. Then he turned left once more and decided to go home. In the distance he could see two masked men waiting for him. Who were they?

Ninja's?.... lol jk... Okay so he left home one morning, then went to the right, then turned left, then turned left again and ran straight back the way he came and decided to go home...

Those people were the umpire and the catcher.. HAHA Got one!

Krashed989
04-19-06, 05:57 PM
LMAO!!!!

When there is fire in me then I am still cold.When I own your true love's face then you will not see me.To all things I give no more than I am given.In time I may have all things, and yet I can keep nothing.What am I?


is it "evil"?

Boombotz
04-19-06, 06:08 PM
Ninja's?.... lol jk... Okay so he left home one morning, then went to the right, then turned left, then turned left again and ran straight back the way he came and decided to go home...

Those people were the umpire and the catcher.. HAHA Got one!

Very Good!

Boombotz
04-19-06, 06:09 PM
is it "evil"?

No, try again!:bouncy:

jonnyd
04-20-06, 11:10 AM
No, try again!:bouncy:

Is it a desperate housewife???

Boombotz
04-20-06, 11:14 AM
Is it a desperate housewife???

LOL! NO!

jonnyd
04-20-06, 12:42 PM
LOL! NO!

Is it a heart??

Boombotz
04-20-06, 01:51 PM
Is it a heart??

No, but that was a good guess.

jonnyd
04-20-06, 07:48 PM
is it a flower?? maybe like a tulip or something or a wish flower!!

Krashed989
04-20-06, 09:20 PM
When there is fire in me then I am still cold.When I own your true love's face then you will not see me.To all things I give no more than I am given.In time I may have all things, and yet I can keep nothing.What am I?

God, this is irritating the crap out of me!

Is it Darkness? Age? Ninja's? A soul?.... Hint please?

Boombotz
04-20-06, 10:44 PM
God, this is irritating the crap out of me!

Is it Darkness? Age? Ninja's? A soul?.... Hint please?

It is something you see everyday!

jonnyd
04-20-06, 10:46 PM
It is something you see everyday!

So its not a flower??

Boombotz
04-20-06, 11:05 PM
So its not a flower??

Nope

jonnyd
04-21-06, 10:13 AM
I am completely dumbfounded with this one! I just cant think of it!! More clues??? ;)

ShadowLvr400
04-21-06, 10:18 AM
LMAO!!!!

When there is fire in me then I am still cold.When I own your true love's face then you will not see me.To all things I give no more than I am given.In time I may have all things, and yet I can keep nothing.What am I?



A mirror. (Sorry, I didn't see this one posted.) The line to all things, I give no more is the best clue in it.

Boombotz
04-21-06, 11:37 AM
A mirror. (Sorry, I didn't see this one posted.) The line to all things, I give no more is the best clue in it.

Very good. Here is another one.

With potent, flowery words speak I,
Of something common, vulgar, dry;
I weave webs of pedantic prose,
In effort to befuddle those,
Who think I wile time away,
In lofty things, above all day
The common kind that linger where
Monadic beings live and fare;
Practical I may not be,
But life, it seems, is full of me!

Ranger
04-21-06, 09:01 PM
I hope this one has not been posted. Too many to read through. This one is on the back of a buisness card from an auto repair shop in Chicago that I have had in my wallet for the last 40 years. I doubt the place is even there anymore. Here goes.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Last year I asked her to be my wife and she gave me a decidedly negative answer, so to get even I married her mother. Then my father married the girl.

When I married the girls mother, the girl became my daughter, and my father married my daughter, so he became my son. When my father married my daughter, she became my mother. If my father is my son, and my daughter is my mother, WHO AM I? :bonkers:

Boombotz
04-21-06, 10:51 PM
I hope this one has not been posted. Too many to read through. This one is on the back of a buisness card from an auto repair shop in Chicago that I have had in my wallet for the last 40 years. I doubt the place is even there anymore. Here goes.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Last year I asked her to be my wife and she gave me a decidedly negative answer, so to get even I married her mother. Then my father married the girl.

When I married the girls mother, the girl became my daughter, and my father married my daughter, so he became my son. When my father married my daughter, she became my mother. If my father is my son, and my daughter is my mother, WHO AM I? :bonkers:

My mothers mother is my wife
and must be my grandmother,
and being my grandmothers husband,
I must be my own grandfather.

Adam
04-21-06, 11:37 PM
Very good. Here is another one.

With potent, flowery words speak I,
Of something common, vulgar, dry;
I weave webs of pedantic prose,
In effort to befuddle those,
Who think I wile time away,
In lofty things, above all day
The common kind that linger where
Monadic beings live and fare;
Practical I may not be,
But life, it seems, is full of me!

is it a riddle? i mean answer, is it a riddle?

Boombotz
04-22-06, 07:58 AM
is it a riddle? i mean answer, is it a riddle?

Very good!This one is kinda easy!

I heard of an invading, vanquishing army
sweeping across the land, liquid-quick;
conquering everything, quelling resistance.
With it came darkness, dimming the light.
Humans hid in their houses, while outside
spears pierced, shattering stone walls.
Uncountable soldiers smashed into the ground,
but each elicited life as he died;
when the army had vanished, advancing northward,
the land was green and growing, refreshed.

hardrockcamaro@mac.c
04-22-06, 08:18 AM
Floodwater?

Boombotz
04-22-06, 09:40 AM
Floodwater?

Good guess, very close, but no!

Adam
04-22-06, 11:31 AM
a tornado? or a hurricane?

Ranger
04-22-06, 08:58 PM
My mothers mother is my wife
and must be my grandmother,
and being my grandmothers husband,
I must be my own grandfather.
VERY GOOD. :highfive: I'm impressed. You don't by chance have one of these old buisness cards do you? :) That is almost a direct quote.

Boombotz
04-22-06, 10:41 PM
VERY GOOD. :highfive: I'm impressed. You don't by chance have one of these old buisness cards do you? :) That is almost a direct quote.

No, but that is a very old riddle. There was even a song written about it. I can't remember who it was by but one exist.

Boombotz
04-22-06, 10:43 PM
a tornado? or a hurricane?

Your answer is right in a way, but it really isn't right. Basically think along the same line but come up with another name for it a lesser version.

Adam
04-22-06, 11:08 PM
Your answer is right in a way, but it really isn't right. Basically think along the same line but come up with another name for it a lesser version.

uh a tsunami? or a tropical depression?

jonnyd
04-23-06, 12:07 AM
uh a tsunami? or a tropical depression?

A WET WILLY!!!!!!!!

Boombotz
04-23-06, 08:04 AM
uh a tsunami? or a tropical depression?

Okay, this was really an easy one. Don't put any thought into it. It is common everywhere doesn't matter what state. It happens to us all and it happens with most of the things you have guessed. When I said lesser version I meant lesser. Alright now I basically gave you the answer.

Ranger
04-23-06, 11:01 AM
No, but that is a very old riddle. There was even a song written about it. I can't remember who it was by but one exist.
Yes, very old indeed. As I said, it is on the back of a 40 year old buisness card.

ShadowLvr400
04-23-06, 11:07 AM
Okay, this was really an easy one. Don't put any thought into it. It is common everywhere doesn't matter what state. It happens to us all and it happens with most of the things you have guessed. When I said lesser version I meant lesser. Alright now I basically gave you the answer.


Rain?


I have a real riddle. How do we have gas over $3 a gallon, and rising, despite having invaded a country rich with oil?

Boombotz
04-23-06, 11:10 AM
Rain?


I have a real riddle. How do we have gas over $3 a gallon, and rising, despite having invaded a country rich with oil?

George W. Bush or Dick Cheney

SL1CK
04-23-06, 08:39 PM
Okay, this was really an easy one. Don't put any thought into it. It is common everywhere doesn't matter what state. It happens to us all and it happens with most of the things you have guessed. When I said lesser version I meant lesser. Alright now I basically gave you the answer.

A thunderstorm.

Boombotz
04-23-06, 08:54 PM
A thunderstorm.

It was rain or thunderstorm. Shadowlvr400 got it right. There is no unsolved riddles here. So please post a new one.

jonnyd
04-23-06, 10:02 PM
Mr. House would like to visit his old friend Mr. Street, who is living in the main street of a small village. The main steet has 50 houses divided into two blocks and numbered from 1 to 20 and 21 to 50. Since Mr. House has forgotten the number, he asks it from a passer-by, who replies "Just try to guess it." Mr. House likes playing games and asks three questions:

1. In which block is it?
2. Is the number even?
3. Is it a square?

After Mr. House has received the answers, he says: "I'm still doubting, but if you'll tell me whether the digit 4 is in the number, I will know the answer!". Then Mr. House runs to the building in which he thinks his friend is living. He rings, a man opens the door and it turns out that he's wrong. The man starts laughing and tells Mr. House: "Your advisor is the biggest liar of the whole village. He never speaks the truth!". Mr. House thinks for a moment and says "Thanks, now I know the real address of Mr. Street".
What is the adress of Mr. Street?

Boombotz
04-23-06, 10:14 PM
Mr. House would like to visit his old friend Mr. Street, who is living in the main street of a small village. The main steet has 50 houses divided into two blocks and numbered from 1 to 20 and 21 to 50. Since Mr. House has forgotten the number, he asks it from a passer-by, who replies "Just try to guess it." Mr. House likes playing games and asks three questions:

1. In which block is it?
2. Is the number even?
3. Is it a square?

After Mr. House has received the answers, he says: "I'm still doubting, but if you'll tell me whether the digit 4 is in the number, I will know the answer!". Then Mr. House runs to the building in which he thinks his friend is living. He rings, a man opens the door and it turns out that he's wrong. The man starts laughing and tells Mr. House: "Your advisor is the biggest liar of the whole village. He never speaks the truth!". Mr. House thinks for a moment and says "Thanks, now I know the real address of Mr. Street".
What is the adress of Mr. Street?
14 Main Street.

Boombotz
04-23-06, 10:16 PM
If you break me, I'll not stop working.
If you can touch me, my work is done.
If you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after.
What am I?

Adam
04-23-06, 10:24 PM
If you break me, I'll not stop working.
If you can touch me, my work is done.
If you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after.
What am I?

YOUR HEART! i have heard that one before... sorry.

ok heres one:

My thunder comes before the lightning;
my lightning comes before the clouds;
my rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?

Boombotz
04-23-06, 10:31 PM
YOUR HEART! i have heard that one before... sorry.

ok heres one:

My thunder comes before the lightning;
my lightning comes before the clouds;
my rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?

A volcano. Here is a new one. I should have known the other was way to easy.

Half-way up the hill, I see thee at last
Lying beneath me with thy sounds and sights --
A city in the twilight, dim and vast,
With smoking roofs, soft bells, and gleaming lights.

Adam
04-23-06, 10:41 PM
A volcano. Here is a new one. I should have known the other was way to easy.

Half-way up the hill, I see thee at last
Lying beneath me with thy sounds and sights --
A city in the twilight, dim and vast,
With smoking roofs, soft bells, and gleaming lights.

nope, i have heard this on before too, the past!

ok ok heres another one that is probably easy:

I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, to live and breathe on this terrestial ball. What am i?

Boombotz
04-23-06, 10:53 PM
nope, i have heard this on before too, the past!

ok ok heres another one that is probably easy:

I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, to live and breathe on this terrestial ball. What am i?

Tomorrow! OK, this one is kinda stupid.

pretend your a bus driver
at the first stop 2 people get on
at the next stop 6 people get on and 2 get off
at the next stop 10 people get on and 5 get off
what are the bus drivers eyes?

Krashed989
04-24-06, 01:22 AM
Tomorrow! OK, this one is kinda stupid.

pretend your a bus driver
at the first stop 2 people get on
at the next stop 6 people get on and 2 get off
at the next stop 10 people get on and 5 get off
what are the bus drivers eyes?


My eyes are green.... I heard that one from a 3rd grader. LOL... Sad to say but he almost got me with it too. Haha!

Boombotz
04-24-06, 07:15 AM
My eyes are green.... I heard that one from a 3rd grader. LOL... Sad to say but he almost got me with it too. Haha!

Yhea that is why i posted it. Sometimes they are just to easy and we tend to overthink them. Here is a new one.

On my way to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?

jonnyd
04-24-06, 09:34 AM
Yhea that is why i posted it. Sometimes they are just to easy and we tend to overthink them. Here is a new one.

On my way to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?

Could it possibly be 72????

Boombotz
04-24-06, 09:42 AM
Could it possibly be 72????

No, sorry!

Krashed989
04-24-06, 05:28 PM
Yhea that is why i posted it. Sometimes they are just to easy and we tend to overthink them. Here is a new one.

On my way to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?

Okay 7wifesx7sacks=49catsx7kits=343+1man=344+1you=345

345?... but were they going to St. Ives? Or just you?

Boombotz
04-24-06, 06:00 PM
Okay 7wifesx7sacks=49catsx7kits=343+1man=344+1you=345

345?... but were they going to St. Ives? Or just you?

Your answer of 345 is wrong. The answer to your second question is I don't know were they?

Adam
04-24-06, 06:59 PM
the answer is 1! just me.

Boombotz
04-24-06, 09:32 PM
the answer is 1! just me.

Very good. I think Krashed989 kinda had it figured out to. Well almost. Okay here you go. This one should make you think.

There is a guy called Mr. Wood. He is a detective and he has to work out mysteries. One day he went to a scene of a suicide.
He walked inside and saw his dear friend Tom.

Tom was facing down on a table with a gun in his right hand. There was in a pool of blood on the table, also a napkin and a book.

Mr. Wood looked around the room, and then he saw a cassette tape recorder, he went over to it and pressed play. The sounds of the tape were as follows :

It was Tom's voice, he said ''Mr. Wood, I know you'll be the first person to hear this, and you were such a good friend to me, but I can't go on any longer, I don't want to live any more'' the next sound he heard was a gun shot, and the body fall onto the table.

Mr. Wood paused for a moment, then said ''Tom didn't commit suicide, he was murdered''

How Does Mr. Wood know tom was murdered?

Adam
04-24-06, 09:38 PM
Very good. I think Krashed989 kinda had it figured out to. Well almost. Okay here you go. This one should make you think.

There is a guy called Mr. Wood. He is a detective and he has to work out mysteries. One day he went to a scene of a suicide.
He walked inside and saw his dear friend Tom.

Tom was facing down on a table with a gun in his right hand. There was in a pool of blood on the table, also a napkin and a book.

Mr. Wood looked around the room, and then he saw a cassette tape recorder, he went over to it and pressed play. The sounds of the tape were as follows :

It was Tom's voice, he said ''Mr. Wood, I know you'll be the first person to hear this, and you were such a good friend to me, but I can't go on any longer, I don't want to live any more'' the next sound he heard was a gun shot, and the body fall onto the table.

Mr. Wood paused for a moment, then said ''Tom didn't commit suicide, he was murdered''

How Does Mr. Wood know tom was murdered?

aha, that one is easy. a dead body cant stop a tape or rewind it.

Boombotz
04-24-06, 10:36 PM
aha, that one is easy. a dead body cant stop a tape or rewind it.

very good!
I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them.
I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold.
They are the smallest you could imagine.
Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?

Adam
04-24-06, 10:52 PM
i was wanting to say ants but the bridges and crowns got me... is it a dentist?

Krashed989
04-25-06, 03:45 AM
i was wanting to say ants but the bridges and crowns got me... is it a dentist?

I think you're right that its a dentist.

next one:

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

Adam
04-25-06, 11:45 AM
I think you're right that its a dentist.

next one:

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

an ear of corn.

Ripped from my mother's womb,
Beaten and burned,
I become a blood thristy killer.
What am I?

Boombotz
04-25-06, 02:24 PM
an ear of corn.

Ripped from my mother's womb,
Beaten and burned,
I become a blood thristy killer.
What am I?

Iron ore

With no wings, I fly. With no eyes, I see. With no arms, I climb. More frightening than any beast, stronger than any foe. I am cunning, ruthless, and tall; in the end, I rule all.

Adam
04-25-06, 04:57 PM
oh damn i heard this one somewhere but i cant remember... ah. was it imagination?

Adam
04-25-06, 04:58 PM
I can't hear you, but I can touch you,
You can feel me, but you can't see me,
I can't see you, but I can kill you,
You can't kill me, but you can hear me.

Krashed989
04-25-06, 06:03 PM
I can't hear you, but I can touch you,
You can feel me, but you can't see me,
I can't see you, but I can kill you,
You can't kill me, but you can hear me.


Is it my ex this time?... LOL


How about laughter? or Love?

Adam
04-25-06, 08:27 PM
Is it my ex this time?... LOL


How about laughter? or Love?

LOL! but no, try again.

Boombotz
04-25-06, 11:14 PM
I can't hear you, but I can touch you,
You can feel me, but you can't see me,
I can't see you, but I can kill you,
You can't kill me, but you can hear me.

A heart?

jonnyd
04-25-06, 11:20 PM
I can't hear you, but I can touch you,
You can feel me, but you can't see me,
I can't see you, but I can kill you,
You can't kill me, but you can hear me.

polluted air on a windy day???

Adam
04-25-06, 11:23 PM
polluted air on a windy day???

well basically... answer is wind. i dont have anymore so someone post one!

Boombotz
04-25-06, 11:28 PM
Inside the green house there was a white house
Inside the white house there was a red house.
Inside the red house there were lots of babies.

Adam
04-25-06, 11:29 PM
WATERMELON! that was too easy.

jonnyd
04-25-06, 11:32 PM
Riddle me this....riddle me that....whose afraid of the BIG, BLACK, BAT!?!?! that movie rocked!!

Boombotz
04-25-06, 11:34 PM
Hickory-Dickory-Dock!
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one
and down did come.
Hickory-Dickory-Dock!

What am I?

Adam
04-25-06, 11:38 PM
oh good one! damn i dont know.

Boombotz
04-25-06, 11:39 PM
oh good one! damn i dont know.

HAHAHAHA, now you can think about it for a while. Finally, I got you thinking!

Adam
04-25-06, 11:52 PM
HAHAHAHA, now you can think about it for a while. Finally, I got you thinking!

wheres a flip off smiley when you need one?!?! haha

Krashed989
04-26-06, 04:12 AM
Hickory-Dickory-Dock!
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one
and down did come.
Hickory-Dickory-Dock!

What am I?

A nursery ryhm?

Boombotz
04-26-06, 06:43 AM
wheres a flip off smiley when you need one?!?! haha

ROFLMAO!!!

Boombotz
04-26-06, 06:44 AM
A nursery ryhm?

NO............sorry!

jonnyd
04-26-06, 10:22 AM
Hickory-Dickory-Dock!
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one
and down did come.
Hickory-Dickory-Dock!

What am I?

Isnt it a special type of rhym...?? like it has 3 k's and 2 e's...I dont know the name of it but learned it in some grade in school lol....if u know what im talking about...god bless!!!!

Boombotz
04-26-06, 11:03 AM
Isnt it a special type of rhym...?? like it has 3 k's and 2 e's...I dont know the name of it but learned it in some grade in school lol....if u know what im talking about...god bless!!!!

Don't have a clue, but I do know that has nothing to do with it.

Adam
04-26-06, 11:41 AM
something that comes down... strikes something... a guillotine? or however the hell its spelled.

Boombotz
04-26-06, 11:48 AM
something that comes down... strikes something... a guillotine? or however the hell its spelled.

Very good!

Adam
04-26-06, 11:49 AM
Very good!

NUH UH REALLY!?!?! that was just a bs answer! hahaha i'm a f*ckin genious!

Boombotz
04-26-06, 12:03 PM
NUH UH REALLY!?!?! that was just a bs answer! hahaha i'm a f*ckin genious!

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for five minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
A few minutes later,
they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner.

How is this possible?

Krashed989
04-26-06, 02:39 PM
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for five minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
A few minutes later,
they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner.

How is this possible?


She took a picture of him and developed it the old fashoned way. :)

Boombotz
04-27-06, 06:59 AM
She took a picture of him and developed it the old fashoned way. :)

Very good!

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

Krashed989
04-27-06, 03:32 PM
Very good!

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?


Hmmmmmm..... He said, "He did it!!!" Then he pointed his finger at some random person in the audience.....? lol