: What's a Whizzinator?

05-15-05, 02:13 PM
You got to be kidding! :hmm:

What's a Whizzinator?

When authorities at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport searched Onterrio Smith's luggage last month, they at first thought they might have discovered illegal drugs. But closer examination revealed they were dealing with vials of dried urine. Plus, they found in the Minnesota Viking's possession an "Original Whizzinator," a fake penis and bladder that straps on to help wearers pass drug tests.

The product manufacturer's website says:

"The WHIZZINATOR© is an easy to conceal, easy to use urinating device with a very realistic prosthetic penis. It has been extensively tested and proven to work under real-life conditions! The WHIZZINATOR© is designed to be comfortably worn as an undergarment for extended periods of time! Used with our organic heat pads, it is GUARANTEED to maintain body temperature for EIGHT HOURS! And our quality production and materials assures you that the WHIZZINATOR© will let it flow, again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!"

A U.S. congressional subcommittee is considering legislation to ban sales of such devices (which, by the way, come in five colours). They got the urge after actor Tom Sizemore was caught using a Whizzinator to try to pass a drug test.


05-15-05, 02:26 PM
(it) Figures that a Viking player would use one ... :histeric:

05-15-05, 04:06 PM
There are some very graphic pictures on their website if you really want to see one.

05-15-05, 06:30 PM
I want a black one, so they go to drug test me and I'd be like "WHOA, Holy shit it wasn't black before!"

05-15-05, 09:27 PM
Kind of sad, Minnesota is full of loons, I know first hand.


05-15-05, 09:29 PM
and here i thought we were talking about a 64oz mountain dew

05-15-05, 09:38 PM
Kind of sad, Minnesota is full of loons, I know first hand.


Yeah ... I was raised in Minnesota. If only the Vikings had their act right- now the best players are getting jailed or traded or just leaving lol.

05-15-05, 10:59 PM
It's ok, we're just going through a restructuring decade right now.