: Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse of Real Micheal Jackson



HotRodSaint
03-17-05, 11:50 AM
"Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. "We are not certain, at this time, who—or what—has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse."

"We positively identified the body as Jackson by his dental records and DNA," Holbrooke said. "But even before we conducted a single forensic test, we began to suspect that that we'd uncovered the real Michael, and that the disturbing figure claiming to be Jackson was a fake." (http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4111)

Katshot
03-17-05, 12:03 PM
Strangest story I've seen in a while. :hmm:

Stoneage_Caddy
03-17-05, 12:10 PM
LOL the onoin rules ...

Kev
03-17-05, 12:24 PM
:histeric:

Ooh, do you think this could be real? :hide:


:cookoo:

:histeric::histeric::histeric::histeric::histeric:

RBraczyk
03-17-05, 12:56 PM
I love the onion

Katshot
03-17-05, 12:56 PM
:histeric:

Ooh, do you think this could be real? :hide:


:cookoo:

:histeric::histeric::histeric::histeric::histeric:

We could HOPE!

RBraczyk
03-17-05, 01:02 PM
He may be like Dick Clark, who died in his 20's and was replaced by a robot from the future.

Kev
03-17-05, 01:16 PM
Dare to dream boys, dare to dream.

Ralph
03-17-05, 01:18 PM
The worse thing is some people will believe this crud.

just like that fake CNN report of Bush being arrested here!! :histeric:

Stoneage_Caddy
03-17-05, 01:24 PM
Here it is ..the edvidence ....man im getting good at paintbrush

Stoneage_Caddy
03-17-05, 01:28 PM
Or is it this title ?

Adumb
03-17-05, 03:35 PM
for the sake of jacksons legacy, part of me wishes this were true, lol

Blackout
03-17-05, 04:38 PM
The onion is one of the funniest sites on the net!