: Unlikely Superheros



Stoneage_Caddy
02-14-05, 02:53 PM
Im bored again soHow bout a new game here?

Come up with a name and slogan for a Unlikely Superhero...

Ill use one i mentioned in another thread :

Captian Alcohol , provider of inhabition ....

Ralph
02-14-05, 03:38 PM
How about Corporal Desperate, "the womanizing SOB." Helping women feel attractive for over a decade. :lildevil:

I can relate. :shhh: Now to pick some colors for the cape....

Stoneage_Caddy
02-14-05, 03:51 PM
how bout :
Office Goth , non-conformity in a darkend cubicle

sorry leigh ....thats what they called me at work for awhile ....

Vesicant
02-14-05, 04:06 PM
Middle aged man! And his side kick, drinkin buddy.



(Srry, this was a rip from early SNL's)

Kev
02-14-05, 04:15 PM
How about Corporal Desperate, "the womanizing SOB." Helping women feel attractive for over a decade. :lildevil:

I can relate. :shhh: Now to pick some colors for the cape....
Lavender and chartreuse?

Kev

Kev
02-14-05, 04:40 PM
The most unlikely (arguably) superhero is ......
TAH DAH!!....
"Oxymoron Man"! (not to be confused with foolish cleaning products spokesmen)
Spreading doubt and confusion throughout our political and military agencies with ease. (not to mention our news media.... oops...I wasn't going to mention them :D)

Kev

Stoneage_Caddy
02-14-05, 04:40 PM
id use the canadien flag ...kinda symbolizes all of it for corp desperate LOL

Stoneage_Caddy
02-14-05, 04:42 PM
The most unlikely (arguably) superhero is ......
TAH DAH!!....
"Oxymoron Man"! (not to be confused with foolish cleaning cleaning products spokesmen)
Spreading doubt and confusion throughout our political and military agencies with ease. (not to mention our news media.... oops...I wasn't going to mention them :D)

Kev


holy military intelligence Transmaro man (promoter of mulletdom)!!! that was damn good

Ralph
02-14-05, 04:50 PM
id use the canadien flag ...kinda symbolizes all of it for corp desperate LOL

Good idea, especially since I don't know what the color 'chartreuse" even looks like??!! I was thinking more of a pinky pastel, ya know, colors women like... :yup:

"Blubber Boy' and his side-kick "Blobbin." Spokes-person Superheros for McDonalds. they used to fight crime, but now they just fight cholesterol.

Stoneage_Caddy
02-14-05, 04:52 PM
Captian Crisco , Slayer of stuck

can singlehandedly unwedge the moribly obease out of bumpercars in a single bound

90Brougham350
02-14-05, 04:55 PM
"The Trans-Am Commando!" Providing Night Ranger and 17 second E.T.'s where ever the threat of the Iron Curtain may fall!

Kev
02-14-05, 04:58 PM
Good idea, especially since I don't know what the color 'chartreuse" even looks like??!! I was thinking more of a pinky pastel, ya know, colors women like... :yup:

"Blubber Boy' and his side-kick "Blobbin." Spokes-person Superheros for McDonalds. they used to fight crime, but now they just fight cholesterol.
"char-treuse \shar-'truz - 'trus\ n : a variable color averaging a brilliant yellow green." - Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary :tongue2:

Kev

CoupeDevilleRob
02-14-05, 08:39 PM
Mulletor: whenever modern society rears its ugly head in the South, he and his mullet, in a 79 El Camino, repress progress.

ja killz
02-14-05, 08:58 PM
Honda driver man. Keeper of the ultimate ricer car, the Civic.

RBraczyk
02-14-05, 09:03 PM
Captain Cholesterol, swims through your arteries to remove all the bad things you've done to yourself over the years. Captain

Stoneage_Caddy
02-14-05, 09:06 PM
Captian Yuppie - Contaimnator of the gene pool

Stoneage_Caddy
02-14-05, 09:07 PM
Captain Cling - Provider of illregularity

Ralph
02-14-05, 09:10 PM
Captain Cling - Provider of illregularity

"Major Metamucil"-Provider of Regularity

Kev
02-14-05, 10:37 PM
And let us not forget...
Dr. Halitosis and his faithful creation and sidekick Andriod Hemriod
I have no idea what they do, but the metal guy is a pain in the butt!

Kev

Stoneage_Caddy
02-14-05, 11:08 PM
Comander Canuck - Provider of fine pork products for morning consumption

Ralph
02-14-05, 11:11 PM
Comander Canuck - Provider of fine pork products for morning consumption

:devil: :tisk: :mad:



:D

Stoneage_Caddy
02-14-05, 11:13 PM
LOL ....thought that'd grab ya

Ralph
02-14-05, 11:15 PM
Pork in the MORNING!! :confused:


:vomit:

Anne Murray music has the SAME effect! :shhh:

Kev
02-14-05, 11:17 PM
LOL ....thought that'd grab ya
Hey, A, they're gettin a little touchey A?
Hey, pass the beer A.

Kev

Stoneage_Caddy
02-14-05, 11:17 PM
lest we not forget canadien bacon .....and

Liberafrench - Provider of poultry like behavior

Stoneage_Caddy
02-14-05, 11:22 PM
Captain Static , Protector of Dust Borne illness

Ralph
02-14-05, 11:28 PM
Hey, A, they're gettin a little touchey A?
Hey, pass the beer A.

Kev

For YOUR information, it's "eh" not "A" ok eh?!


:tisk:

Stoneage_Caddy
02-14-05, 11:34 PM
Behold , the most powerful of the Unlikely superheros

Bob and Doug Mekenzie , they may look inncocent but when combined with molson 3.0 and a chrysler you will behold the power
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/9134/mbpic11.jpg

Kev
02-14-05, 11:46 PM
Behold , the most powerful of the Unlikely superheros

Bob and Doug Mekenzie , they may look inncocent but when combined with molson 3.0 and a chrysler you will behold the power
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/9134/mbpic11.jpg
Yeah, and keep all open flames away from their posteririririririrssss!

Kev

Ralph
02-14-05, 11:47 PM
:annoyed: :farting: :dammit:

Stoneage_Caddy
02-14-05, 11:51 PM
Dont worry my fellow americans , i present Bob and Dougs arch rival ...Sheriff Bud Boomer :

http://www.candy-fans.com/candy/films/can_bacon/poster_150.jpg

btw heres some sound clips for you ralph ....
http://www.candy-fans.com/candy/films/can_bacon/sounds.html

Kev
02-14-05, 11:52 PM
Oh, ya, ya, that's a good one don't ya know!

Kev

Ralph
02-14-05, 11:57 PM
Oh, ya, ya, that's a good one don't ya know!

Kev

OHHHHH Yaaaaaaa, I see you watched the movie "Fargo?" Oh ya?? :lildevil:

Damn, I got to come up with a crooked American Superhero FAST!

Kev
02-15-05, 12:00 AM
OHHHHH Yaaaaaaa, I see you watched the movie "Fargo?" Oh ya?? :lildevil:

Damn, I got to come up with a crooked American Superhero FAST!
No, my brother lives in Rochester.

Kev

Stoneage_Caddy
02-15-05, 12:03 AM
OHHHHH Yaaaaaaa, I see you watched the movie "Fargo?" Oh ya?? :lildevil:

Damn, I got to come up with a crooked American Superhero FAST!

yah , what gives here ?

Ralph
02-15-05, 12:11 AM
Captain America: "omg that Wonder Woman is hott!, she MUST be Canadian" :devil:

Kev
02-15-05, 12:12 AM
Dare to dream Ralph.

Kev

Ralph
02-15-05, 12:13 AM
Dare to dream Ralph.

Kev

I'm spent!
:shhh: :(

Ralph
02-15-05, 12:21 AM
yah , what gives here ?


LOOK! Up in the air!!!

It's

It's

It's a bird,

It's a missle

It's a plane

NO! It's Angry American and his sidekick Kaos! :sneaky:

Together ensuring high crime rates and cheap gas for ALL!

:lildevil:

Stoneage_Caddy
02-15-05, 12:25 AM
LOOK! Up in the air!!!

It's

It's

It's a bird,

It's a missle

It's a plane

NO! It's Angry American and his sidekick Kaos! :sneaky:

Together ensuring high crime rates and cheap gas for ALL!

:lildevil:

ROFL !!! i think we have a winner .....oh man that was good

ja killz
02-15-05, 06:59 AM
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Eeee