: Anti-rice bumper stickers?

01-31-05, 10:04 PM
Anyone know where anti-ricer bumper stickers are sold on this big ol' internet? I googled it and didn't come up with anything useful, and I figure this is the place to ask. I need one to put in my back window to maybe piss ricers off enough to try to race my ETC. Got me an integra already earlier today :thumbsup:

01-31-05, 10:54 PM
Not positive but I seem to recall.

02-01-05, 12:28 AM
There are only those 2 there that I could find. The first one isn't quite accurate and the second one is blah.

http://www.bumperart.com/ProductImages/2004011947_Display-35.gif (http://www.bumperart.com/ProductDetails.aspx?SKU=2004011947&productID=1267)
http://www.bumperart.com/ProductImages/2004032402_Display-35.gif (http://www.bumperart.com/ProductDetails.aspx?SKU=2004032402&productID=2288)

Maybe I'll just print something out... although I'd pay a lot for one that says "your car is my crumple zone."

02-01-05, 01:32 AM
Hmmm... not really a bumper sticker but I think someone had a signature on here one time that had the guys from "2 Fast" pondering, "I wonder how much horsepower the decals add?"

02-01-05, 02:11 AM
How about this. Just made it. It's not that good as a bumper sticker, but still kind of funny I think. :D

02-01-05, 03:02 PM
Look familiar?


02-01-05, 03:18 PM
Ah ricers, what more could you ever want in a car? The low-end torque of a box fan? A coffee can which sounds like my Homelite weed trimmer? A 3 foot wing, for those 104 mph top-end speeds? 13 inch wheels, which never seem to be able to keep a hubcap, must be from all that agressive driving! Ah, and let's not forget those classy looking Euro tail lights! Boy, I'd better watch out for that Civic that just pulled up! Oh, wait, excuse me, the driver added a little plastic "R" after Civic! It must be a racer! Whoa! I'd better just save myself the embarrasment now and not even try! LOL Personally, I enjoy driving a vehicle 221 inches long and 5300 lbs Gross Vehicle Weight. Lets me put the Accords I accidentally pop-canned while parallel parking in the trunk, and still even have room for the spare! :lildevil:


02-01-05, 03:52 PM
A 3 foot wing, for those 104 mph top-end speeds?
Loose the wings and I'd bet they get close to 110 mph, eh? Heh heh.


02-01-05, 04:23 PM
But without the wing, they wheelie from the torque of the starter.

02-01-05, 04:31 PM
But without the wing, they wheelie from the torque of the starter.


02-01-05, 08:34 PM
I think I'll just print one with a ricer and "F*ck Ricers" on it. I'm also thinking of getting an AARP sticker instead so maybe cops will be more prone to not pull me over. Or no sticker and a pair of flows or dynomaxes... I need a center cap and the ETC badge too and sadly enough buying a sticker is a bit harsh on my budget.

02-01-05, 09:11 PM
"F*ck the fast and the furious i ride slow and luxurious."

"So let me get this straight, your honda has 1.6 liters and my bottle of Mountain Dew has 2!?!"

just a few. i seen one that had a riced out car with a slash though it and it said keep kids off drugs. and i seen another one, it sounds kinda racist but it said "I use tools to fix my car not chopsticks."

02-03-05, 12:59 PM
lol, these are some great posts. i cannot stand the wings on honda's. just plain ridiculous.

"I use tools to fix my car not chopsticks."

that is hilarious.

02-03-05, 05:39 PM
that one, of all places, was on the back of a lowrider. hehehe :lildevil: . we lowriders know how to get under their skin. i am trying to remember some others but right now i cant think of any.

02-03-05, 06:17 PM
Fun reading.


02-03-05, 06:30 PM
Kind of funny.

02-03-05, 06:30 PM
One more.