How many of you have anything special for your answering machines? I was thinking about making a jingle or something for my voicemail. Something like Georges was on Seinfeld:histeric:

Any sugestions ans to what song I should sing to.

I just let the "Panasonic" voice do the greeting for me, that way, everytime a friend calls they think the have the wrong number. :lildevil:

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here are my lyrics, you kinda need the jingle for them to make sense.


believe it or not alex can't answer his cell, please leave a message at the beep, It must off or i would answer the phone, What am I doing^? believe it or not I'm busy^.

Talk about to much time on my hands:rolleyes2

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here are my lyrics, you kinda need the jingle for them to make sense.


believe it or not alex can't answer his cell, please leave a message at the beep, It must off or i would answer the phone, What am I doing^? believe it or not I'm busy^.

Talk about to much time on my hands:rolleyes2


Can I modify that for you?? :D

yeah sure!

Where could I find a sound editor, free:hmm:
I want to filter our a voice.

Classic part of any episode on that show....."BELIEVE IT OR NOT......."

hahaha...I love that...

During the past summer, when I got fed up with everybody,
I made the following recording:--

"This is Sandy. I am outside, in the driveway, once again trying to wash the paint off of my car!! Yes, I'm washing it again!! After I finish the outside, and before I do the inside, I'll call 'ya back ~ if you leave your name & number at the sound of the burn-out!

Why did your neighboors keep calling to tell you to stop washing your cars;) lol

My voicemail says "Me llamo GGGGEEEEOOOOORRRRGGGGGEEEEEE PANTALONES! Please leave a message after the beep," then I recorded a fake beep to juke people into starting to leave a message, then the T Mobile lady says "Please leave a message after the beep," then the real beep comes. George Pantalones is my South-of-the-border name, most of my friends have them, like Enrico Suave (accent the E in suave), Hacito Fuentes, Dollero Guillermo...

"My name is George Pants":hmm:

Great Idea with the whole beep thing

Here is the tune I want it to go to:p


http://www.mamut.com/homepages/Sweden/3/16/kramerica/george.mp3

"My name is George Pants":hmm:

Great Idea with the whole beep thing

Do not question the South of the border names. I recently realised that SNL has a character who's Fericito's band leader named Manuel Pantalones, I thought I was the only Pantalones.

The extra beep throws people every time, they always get a bit mad about it on the message they leave.

Mine is Spock of course.



"Greetings, there are no lifeforms available right now, but if you leave a proper verbal communication, we shall get back to you as soon as possible...live long and prosper"

Mine is Spock of course.



"Greetings, there are no lifeforms available right now, but if you leave a proper verbal communication, we shall get back to you as soon as possible...live long and prosper"

Logical...flawlessly logical.

http://www.wavsource.com/tv/tv.htm

Mine is Spock of course.



"Greetings, there are no lifeforms available right now, but if you leave a proper verbal communication, we shall get back to you as soon as possible...live long and prosper"
Tee hee!

"Greetings, there are no lifeforms available right now, but if you leave a proper verbal communication, we shall get back to you as soon as possible...live long and prosper"

A bit nerdy dont you think?

You're talking to the person who gives a "Vulcan high-five" to his friends.

Nerdy? I have likes as other people do, and am who I am. Commander Spock, chief science officer of the USS-Enterprise and second in command, starfleet service number S179-276SP!:histeric:


Set your phasers to aroused!

That's service # S179-276SP.011 to be exact.

Mine used to be...

"Leave a message, but just know that I've been making some changes in my life.... If I don't call you back, it's because you are one of 'em"

That's when I was a young and juvenile... Now Cingular does most of my talking.

I used to have a fancy message

then I got tired of it and let the Cell One voice thing do it... you just say your name

The caller you have reached ::: Rick Cusa::: cannot be reached at this time blah blah blah

works well :) I was thinking of just saying BLAHHHH or something... but people know who they are calling.... gotta sound kinda prefessional :)

That's service # S179-276SP.011 to be exact.

Really? I don't recall him saying that in the episode. Upon googling I can't find .011 either. Or is this a stardate joke...

Really? I don't recall him saying that in the episode. Upon googling I can't find .011 either. Or is this a stardate joke...

Naw, not a stardate joke. Just a reference to when Spock is always correcting Kirk on statistics, such as in The Doomsday Machine regarding a fusion explosion of an impulse engine.

Have you gotten a chance to check out that link? There may be some soundbites you could add to your answering machine. If you so choose, that is.

Oh good God.

Yes I actually listened to almost all of them! I bookmarked that website faster than Elton John running to a sunglasses sale. :histeric:

Sadly my answering machine only allows for 30 seconds, which is the exact amount for my current message. I'm thinking of piecing together a bunch of them and making a message.



Oh, I musta missed his full number then...your trek-fu is good! :)

Quiz: What is the reliants prefix code? no google! Which happens to not not be my PIN number...

Yes I actually listened to almost all of them! I bookmarked that website faster than Elton John running to a sunglasses sale. :histeric:



Or Boy's Town.

My message is simple. " I have caller I.D., If you mean anything in this world, I would have answered. Dont bother with a message, you suck.

God Damn telemarketers dont get it.

Yes I actually listened to almost all of them! I bookmarked that website faster than Elton John running to a sunglasses sale. :histeric:

Sadly my answering machine only allows for 30 seconds, which is the exact amount for my current message. I'm thinking of piecing together a bunch of them and making a message.



Oh, I musta missed his full number then...your trek-fu is good! :)

Quiz: What is the reliants prefix code? no google! Which happens to not not be my PIN number...

Oh man, I think it is 17609? You got me there, it's been awhile since I've watched the Wrath of Kahn. I wonder if there's any wavefiles from the movies that can be downloaded for an answering machine/cell phone.

Now I'll google it...16309!! Almost!