: Wife's gone to Europe. What do I do now?



bbozsik
12-12-04, 04:10 PM
My wife has been gone for a week now, off visiting family in Europe. I'll be joining her a couple of days... but since then I've been living off of 2 meals a day of instant Thai Kitchen soup and coffee. I regressed into my old bachelor ways in about 22 hours, when I realized she left me without putting food in the fridge! So it was up to me, to feed myself. I think I've ingested so much sodium from those soup kits I'm turning into beef jerky.

I thought maybe I'd watch a movie, so I called up the movie theatre, and then laughed at myself for even thinking about going myself. I called my friends, we went to the bar, I went home at 10pm. I told my boss, "hey, let's go to the casino", we both thought about it for a minute, and realized we were too tired. It was 9pm. :helpless:

Since my wife's been gone, the only thing I've managed to do is lose 3 pounds. I know there are probably a bunch of guys here who would love to lose the wife for a few days. I, however, can't stand going to bed without her.

RealmCenter
12-12-04, 05:21 PM
When I go to school for usually a week at a time, we get a break from eachother. I'm usually either in Chicago or Toronto, it seems every morning I wake up with a nasty hangover :drinker . Don't know what she's up to here when I'm gone but I'm sure it can't be good... :bonkers:

Ralph
12-12-04, 05:33 PM
but since then I've been living off of 2 meals a day of instant Thai Kitchen soup and coffee. I regressed into my old bachelor ways in about 22 hours, when I realized she left me without putting food in the fridge!

Ahhh good, I'm not alone. :p My Fiance has been gone since the end of July and will be back MAYBE in March. She is taking classes. With me it's the Lipton Thai Ginger and noodle chicken! It's addictive! Lots of chocolate. The beauty of this is that we can have a pizza after midnight with no one complaining about the smell LOL!

Tools for coping to keep your mind off the situation:


Play lots of PS2

Natasha pics help distract ;)

Have friends come over and rent movies. (preferably with Natasha)

After work, find an excuse to drive to the grocery store where you can "mingle with civilization." :D "I need milk!"

Lots of time on the Caddy Forum.

Put the weather channel on just to hear "that pretty girl's voice." :crying:

THAT"S just for starters! :crying:

It's true, people need breaks from each other sometimes.

Jesda
12-12-04, 06:44 PM
Shes gone? Hmmm... know any women?

airbalancer
12-12-04, 07:23 PM
my wife have was gone twice last year.
You can seat around in your underwear and order pizza and chinse food
You have complete control over the TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Shes gone? Hmmm... know any women?"-Jesda

If you been married a long time ,you would not know what to do with another woman and would be scared to death of her.
Also your wife would know right away if you did any.
We can alway talk a big story but to do something is another story

RBraczyk
12-12-04, 08:44 PM
Two words BBozsik, Marks Showplace.

Bedford, NH, don't ask how I know...

majax
12-12-04, 08:49 PM
I think it is sad you guys cannot cook a dang thing. Make some beef stew or something :p

Elvis
12-12-04, 08:55 PM
If you been married a long time ,you would not know what to do with another woman and would be scared to death of her.


:yeah: :yup:

I'm the cook in the family for the everyday stuff. My wife doesn't eat much at home. She works in downtown Memphis near all these great gourmet places, so she and a friend go check them out every day for lunch.

I'm the grocery guy too.

airbalancer
12-12-04, 08:59 PM
I think it is sad you guys cannot cook a dang thing. Make some beef stew or something :p
To cook for one is really hard,
To cook for the whole family is easy, ever tried to make pasta for one. :banghead:

Ralph
12-12-04, 09:01 PM
I'd make a sandwich but I don't remember the resipe. :helpless:

RBraczyk
12-12-04, 11:07 PM
I'm a reasonably good cook, it just depends on the meal. Plus, when you cook traditional Polish food its customary to eat half to all of the first batch of whatever you cook, so I try to stay away. I think Boston Market in the frozen section does me quite well...

Elvis
12-12-04, 11:47 PM
I'd make a sandwich but I don't remember the resipe. :helpless:

You can't remember how to spell it either! :histeric:

Ralph
12-12-04, 11:52 PM
resipee
recipee
receipt
rsiipped
???
@#%#&**@#

How am I supposed to look it up if I can't spell it?!!

I give up! :canttalk:

juiceE
12-13-04, 11:57 AM
dont know any other women... u shoulndt ever cut off ur female friends/aquentices wutever u want to call em.... lol u shouldnt be afraid of another woman and not know what to do with her, what kinda of man is that? u should be able to interact wit the opposite sex at any time. go out an flirt for a bit, im sure ull get back in the rhythm

airbalancer
12-13-04, 07:01 PM
dont know any other women... u shoulndt ever cut off ur female friends/aquentices wutever u want to call em.... lol u shouldnt be afraid of another woman and not know what to do with her, what kinda of man is that? u should be able to interact wit the opposite sex at any time. go out an flirt for a bit, im sure ull get back in the rhythm

Be married for 25 years and tell me if you still agreed with your statment

bbozsik was not answer any of the post , maybe he has wasted away!

Ralph
12-13-04, 07:17 PM
Be married for 25 years and tell me if you still agreed with your statment


Dang AB, I've never seen you so upset. :D

If anyone values a relationship, especially a marriage, they don't go messing around just because they're horny.

After living with a woman for a number of years I can tell you that they develop some sort of strange and scary radar! They can even tell when you've LOOKED at another woman and you WILL be questioned about it! :suspense:

SupaFly
12-13-04, 07:28 PM
I have come to terms with the fact that I will never get married. It will never happen to me.

Ralph
12-13-04, 07:30 PM
I have come to terms with the fact that I will never get married. It will never happen to me.

You just keep meeting the wrong guys! Hang in there girl, you're a catch! You never know. We've all been burned. :crying:

Actually it seems like it's when you don't go looking for it, then it happens and you meet someone. I have friends that try too hard and always end up depressed, etc.


:rose:

SupaFly
12-13-04, 08:08 PM
I'm a loser :(

I don't see a way to reply to pm's (?)

Ralph
12-13-04, 08:10 PM
I'm a loser :(

I don't see a way to reply to pm's (?)


YOU ARE NOT A LOSER!!!!! :tisk: Don't EVER say that!! If they cannot appreciate you then there is something VERY wrong with those dumbasses!

click on USER CP, then OPTIONS, then under the area labelled "private messages" check all the boxes. I think therre are 5 boxes to "check" mark.

or
krcadillac@shaw.ca

airbalancer
12-13-04, 08:11 PM
Dang AB, I've never seen you so upset. :D

If anyone values a relationship, especially a marriage, they don't go messing around just because they're horny.

After living with a woman for a number of years I can tell you that they develop some sort of strange and scary radar! They can even tell when you've LOOKED at another woman and you WILL be questioned about it! :suspense:
:yeah:
I am not upset .
I got the wife a string pearls for the 25th ,and told her when I screw up just rub the pearls. Now I am scared that her will wear them out within the year :hide:

Ralph
12-13-04, 08:13 PM
:yeah:
I am not upset .
I got the wife a string pearls for the 25th ,and told her when I screw up just rub the pearls. Now I am scared that her will wear them out within the year :hide:

:histeric:

illumina
12-13-04, 09:00 PM
I'm a loser :(

I don't see a way to reply to pm's (?)

no no no no you're NOT a loser!

i cannot stress that enough. take a look in the mirror, do you not see how beautiful you are?

if you want to see a hidious loser, find a pic of me. not only will you get a good laugh out of it, but it will cheer you up. that is my contribution to society.

if you're afraid of never getting married, don't be. it will happen.

i accepted the fact that some power beyond me never wants me to be married, or happy for that matter, i just don't want to see someone who IS actually good looking (you!!!) to face that same problem.

if i was ever to get married, i would want it to be with my "X". that will never happen. she is with someone that she loves (i'm sure). not with someone who loves her to no end (me).

so a message from me (the real no-good POS loser according to my "X"): cheer up, you're beautiful! and you're going to be just fine.

Ralph
12-13-04, 09:04 PM
if you want to see a hidious loser, find a pic of me.

Oh great! Now I have 2 people to cheer up! :p

airbalancer
12-13-04, 09:45 PM
I have come to terms with the fact that I will never get married. It will never happen to me.
I said i would never get married , and that was 4 kids, 3 grandchildren 25 years ago!
But wheres bbozsik?
This his thread!
Maybe he is still in the freezer section looking for food

Stoneage_Caddy
12-14-04, 12:13 AM
I have come to terms with the fact that I will never get married. It will never happen to me.

I'm a loser :(

I don't see a way to reply to pm's (?)

You know i have a couple weeks free here , a fresh tranny , and in two days the oil cooler lines will be fixed .....

Lets go to vegas and get hitched Brittney Spears style, you know wake up the next moring and go "oh god whatd i do and whos this crazy guy with the little bike" . Then get divorce papers 24 hours later .....

Then you can shake that "never getting married thing" , and i can say i threw away a relationship with the prettyist girl in the world .....

Looks like a win win to me :hide:

Ralph
12-14-04, 12:16 AM
Behold, an object of impeccable Greatness,

Undying Desires,

Ultimate Class,

Extreme Beauty,

Besting Natasha with one single glance of those piercing eyes,

No, I'm not talking about my car! ;)

What Mortal Man could resist..


BOW you heads YOU LOWLY DOGS and ponder a REAL natural beauty:

We are NOT worthy of this kind of beauty here...... :worship:

Looks like a winner to me :woohoo:

Elvis
12-14-04, 12:22 AM
I have come to terms with the fact that I will never get married. It will never happen to me.

Famous last words...

I was 30 and had given up. Then SHE came along. SHE could play golf better than I could, and SHE had a really cool dog. It took three years to close the deal, but here I am, 9-1/2 years later.

Nothing's ever perfect. I think we all have this ideal concept in our heads about what a "perfect" marriage should be, or what our soul mate will be like.

Don't get all wrapped up in how much "stuff" someone has, or how they look, or whether they're "cool" or not. I think it probably takes most of us until age 30 to figure out how to set all of that crap aside.

What it all boils down to is finding somebody who accepts you the way you are, and won't desert you when the shit gets too deep. Then remember that it's a two-way street.

Momma always said, remember the Golden Rule, and that it's your turn.

Stoneage_Caddy
12-14-04, 12:26 AM
Famous last words...

I was 30 and had given up. Then SHE came along. SHE could play golf better than I could, and SHE had a really cool dog. It took three years to close the deal, but here I am, 9-1/2 years later.

Nothing's ever perfect. I think we all have this ideal concept in our heads about what a "perfect" marriage should be, or what our soul mate will be like.

Don't get all wrapped up in how much "stuff" someone has, or how they look, or whether they're "cool" or not. I think it probably takes most of us until age 30 to figure out how to set all of that crap aside.

What it all boils down to is finding somebody who accepts you the way you are, and won't desert you when the shit gets too deep. Then remember that it's a two-way street.

Elivs , no truer words have been spoken here at cadillac forum ....well maybe bbob's post regarding rotella in the 4.x series

as for supa , if it will make you feel beatter i will jump ceasars fountain on my pocketbike in your honor after were hitched and im full of liquid courage .....

Ill probabaly die in the process , but you could say your husband died showing his love at 35 mph and 60 feet in the air falling way short of the target

Ralph
12-14-04, 12:34 AM
Ill probabaly die in the process , but you could say your husband died showing his love at 35 mph and 60 feet in the air falling way short of the target

Crazy Americans and their stunts to catch a woman's heart!

Don't forget the little red cape!! :yup:

Stoney, proposing helps, but so do these... :rose:

Supa, I'm sure you'll be very happy with Stoney, as he already bought a trailer and everything. :devil: :p

Stoneage_Caddy
12-14-04, 12:47 AM
Crazy Americans and their stunts to catch a woman's heart!

Don't forget the little red cape!! :yup:

Stoney, proposing helps, but so do these... :rose:

Supa, I'm sure you'll be very happy with Stoney, as he already bought a trailer and everything. :devil: :p


Its not a trailer , its a mobile home.....

Im so happy , we took the wheels off yesterday , thata way it wont blow away durin the next hurri-cane :histeric:

acutlly been looking at apartments by the beach , always loved being near the beach .....

You know supa and the beach might be a good combo , bet she looks great in a bikini

Ralph
12-14-04, 12:50 AM
You know supa and the beach might be a good combo , bet she looks great in a bikini

No arguement here. :coolgleam

bbozsik
12-14-04, 01:13 AM
I think it is sad you guys cannot cook a dang thing. Make some beef stew or something :p
Dinty Moore?


bbozsik was not answer any of the post , maybe he has wasted away!
Ha ha! I was, too. The boss and I were closing down the bar and we had a lot of leftover booze.


I have come to terms with the fact that I will never get married. It will never happen to me.
This is MY time, now! My wife's gone. :D so what are you doing tonight? :lildevil: :hide:
Here is what I've learned so far being by myself.
Sex? I would go to Mark's Showplace, RB, but I got tired of paying to see girls naked. So I married one.
Dinner's a lot less lonely when you don't have to stare at a dying cactus your wife isn't watering because she's gone.
You know the entire time you're going to be in big trouble when all 30 plants and cacti die from not being watered by said husband.
I have sat around naked every day from 8am-11am, and 9pm-1am. No one has yet to visit without calling! It's like the Garden of Eden.
I've bought a bunch of new tools... reciprocating saw, air compressor, roofing gun...why? Because I could, and no one was around to tell me, "no.". Will I use them? Maybe next year when I roof my mom's and my uncle's houses.
Football is more fun to watch.
I was able to walk around with my (unloaded, of course) Ruger GP100 and clean it many times.
I have discovered that when you spin an empty revolver barrel in front of a television, it resembles a set of spinners on an Escalade.

Well, that's about it at this point. I called my dad at work 3 times today until he finally decided to take me out for dinner.

And that's about it.

I'll check in tomorrow everyone, and then I'm on vacation for 7 weeks. So if I don't see y'all then, I'll see y'all later.

And Illumina, come on! Every guy is ugly, that's life. John Madden is married, Steve Buscemi is probably married, Andre the Giant was married, I got married. Now if I can do it, anyone can do it. :thumbsup:

Ralph
12-14-04, 01:35 AM
Ruger GP100

That or a 686 are my choices for .357's.

GP's are very robust and tough, and the price cannot be beat.

Here's a thought, WATER THE PLANTS NOW! :helpless: They'll die anyway I guess. :(

bbozsik
12-14-04, 01:38 AM
dont know any other women... u shoulndt ever cut off ur female friends/aquentices wutever u want to call em.... lol u shouldnt be afraid of another woman and not know what to do with her, what kinda of man is that? u should be able to interact wit the opposite sex at any time. go out an flirt for a bit, im sure ull get back in the rhythm

What? Flirting is okay, it happens every day. Especially when you're as good looking and suave as I am. What I think is most important is to always remember what your wife or husband would think if they saw what you were doing. If you know that you can't be trusted, she definately won't trust you deep inside. Women know everything. I hate when guys think they're studs when they're screwing around on their girl. She always knows... a lot of the time, she is afraid to say anything for whatever reason.

Respect thy woman, whether she is your wife or your girlfriend or just an aquaintance. Those should be words to live by. :rose:

illumina
12-14-04, 02:15 AM
And Illumina, come on! Every guy is ugly, that's life. John Madden is married, Steve Buscemi is probably married, Andre the Giant was married, I got married. Now if I can do it, anyone can do it. :thumbsup:

well, john madden if freakin' cool! nobody knows the NFL like he does. besides, women dig football guys. even ex-offensive linemen from way back when.

steve buscemi has been married since 87', and with one kid that i know of.

andre the giant is tall...something tells me that he may be equally proportioned...im sure his wife knows.

illumina is none of these people. illumina is done for...:helpless: women hate illumina (me).

bbozsik
12-14-04, 02:19 AM
And again, I say, "Bah!" When you're ready to be married, things will work out for you. If you force it, you'll get divorced. Just my opinion, though...

airbalancer
12-14-04, 05:40 AM
Holy Shit !you must work for French company to get 7 weeks off! :thumbsup:

Jesda
12-14-04, 06:24 AM
Ralph:

That blonde in your sig is SMOKIN! Is this the same Natasha girl you emailed me?

-Jesda

SupaFly
12-14-04, 11:37 AM
:o I love these kinds of threads. I need to hear stuff like this because I don't hear it from the boyfriend. Boyfriend? That sounds so lame. So "high school". All I heard about yesterday is how I didn't wash his 2 cups good enough and they were a little greasy. Meanwhile, I fckng drive for an hour to go see him without hesitation, do his papers for school, forget about the times I'd meet him in the city to hang out and he'd be a drunken mess, along with his friend. I recently met up with him, I saw him and his friend walking to the car, his friend was picking up bottles and throwing them on the wall. I was really regretting being there. I had my dog in the front seat and told them to sit in the back. While I was driving, they were giving each other punch buggies in the back seat. I was so upset. The ****ng car service.

juiceE
12-14-04, 12:40 PM
I have discovered that when you spin an empty revolver barrel in front of a television, it resembles a set of spinners on an Escalade.


LOL, WUTA COMPARISON :YUP:

...SUPA FLY... WHAT DO U THINKLL HAPPEN IF OUR CARS WERE TOO MEET?:Poke:

SupaFly
12-14-04, 01:19 PM
HA!! What are you implying?

I love that smiley! It's my favorite. :bouncy:

bbozsik
12-14-04, 03:11 PM
Holy Shit !you must work for French company to get 7 weeks off! :thumbsup:

Ha ha! I work for a restaurant in a tourist area... rather than sit around and wonder why there are no customers for 7 weeks, we close down and go on vacation. I've had job offers to make much more money, but it's the vacation... Last year I spent the winter driving around Florida and following the warmer temperatures.

I love my job so much that I haven't even stopped going to school. I could be a biochemist, but now I'm going back to school for a completely different program... and I still get 7 weeks off for the next 3 years!

Ralph
12-14-04, 03:27 PM
:o I love these kinds of threads. I need to hear stuff like this because I don't hear it from the boyfriend. Boyfriend? That sounds so lame. So "high school". All I heard about yesterday is how I didn't wash his 2 cups good enough and they were a little greasy. Meanwhile, I fckng drive for an hour to go see him without hesitation, do his papers for school, forget about the times I'd meet him in the city to hang out and he'd be a drunken mess, along with his friend. I recently met up with him, I saw him and his friend walking to the car, his friend was picking up bottles and throwing them on the wall. I was really regretting being there. I had my dog in the front seat and told them to sit in the back. While I was driving, they were giving each other punch buggies in the back seat. I was so upset. The ****ng car service.

Lose him! It just sounds like he wants a servant or a slave. Cut your losses NOW before any money loaning, etc. is possibly involved. We've all been a slave to that kind of infatuation, but that's just taking advantage of you. I could tell from his pic ( I didn't want to say anything before) that he couldn't even put his arm around you or at least hold your hand in front of his buddies! Just the way he was looking at you unnappreciably. :rolleyes2 I don't like to pre-judge people but he doesn't sound very classy, nor his friends.

I thought you were the most mature person and handled yourself very well on ED. (you know what I mean, the tube ;) ) Those guys you had to deal with were such big baby whinners I couldn't believe it. That guy going back to his car, unbelievable! :helpless: You should hang out in the Wallstreet area or something to meet a decent guy (with money) ;) or go to a classy party at New Years, etc. New York should have a lot of up-scale places that might suit you?

p.s. I thought you liked my pink Caddy the best Supa! :D :Poke:

You can have a ride ANYTIME you're in my fair land. (yes, the car! ;) )

Natasha will sit IN THE BACK!

Ralph
12-14-04, 03:34 PM
Ralph:

That blonde in your sig is SMOKIN! Is this the same Natasha girl you emailed me?

-Jesda

One in the same my friend. It's all about Natasha. When I'm not praising how attractive Supa is I'm praising Nat.

I think you got that pic, but I cropped out the "naughty" parts. :yup: I like the sunset colors in it. To see it full screen is unbelievable!

illumina
12-14-04, 04:04 PM
:o I love these kinds of threads. I need to hear stuff like this because I don't hear it from the boyfriend. Boyfriend? That sounds so lame. So "high school". All I heard about yesterday is how I didn't wash his 2 cups good enough and they were a little greasy. Meanwhile, I fckng drive for an hour to go see him without hesitation, do his papers for school, forget about the times I'd meet him in the city to hang out and he'd be a drunken mess, along with his friend. I recently met up with him, I saw him and his friend walking to the car, his friend was picking up bottles and throwing them on the wall. I was really regretting being there. I had my dog in the front seat and told them to sit in the back. While I was driving, they were giving each other punch buggies in the back seat. I was so upset. The ****ng car service.

you wouldn't even have to pay me to kick this guys ass. does he not realize how pretty you are? (from what i can tell, your beauty is much much much more than skin deep too!)...punch biggies?!? i'll show him what a punch buggy is! i was into mixed martial arts and boxing and i STILL didn't act like that. this so-called boyfriend needs to grow the f*** up! how old is he? i see you're 25, he seems to be around 16 or so. so your high school analysis (pertaining to him) is 100% correct. dump him, there are plenty of people here that love ya and WILL treat you right...even the lord of the losers, me.

Elvis
12-14-04, 05:42 PM
:o I love these kinds of threads. I need to hear stuff like this because I don't hear it from the boyfriend. Boyfriend? That sounds so lame. So "high school". All I heard about yesterday is how I didn't wash his 2 cups good enough and they were a little greasy. Meanwhile, I fckng drive for an hour to go see him without hesitation, do his papers for school, forget about the times I'd meet him in the city to hang out and he'd be a drunken mess, along with his friend. I recently met up with him, I saw him and his friend walking to the car, his friend was picking up bottles and throwing them on the wall. I was really regretting being there. I had my dog in the front seat and told them to sit in the back. While I was driving, they were giving each other punch buggies in the back seat. I was so upset. The ****ng car service.

1) "Boyfriend" -- yes, he sounds like a boy, not a man.

2) Don't do his papers anymore. If he's not paper trained yet, he needs to be sleeping outside.

3) The friend smashes empty bottles against a wall? Sounds pretty juvenile.

4) ALWAYS let your dog ride up front. I admire that! :thumbsup:

It appears to me that the "boyfriend" doesn't want a relationship with you, he wants a second momma. You'll never be happy with that. :helpless:

Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan...

STS 310
12-14-04, 05:54 PM
Cooking is my hobbie. Wife cant cook worth a shit. Dont understand how many woman cant cook now a days. Damn shame.

STS 310
12-14-04, 05:55 PM
You can seat around in your underwear and order pizza and chinse food
You have complete control over the TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have 3 kids, my brother in law and my cousin, and I do this anyhow. Can you say "KING OF MY CASTLE"?

Ralph
12-14-04, 06:17 PM
To Supa: (modded the old poem) :contract: :angel:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you EVER left the forum we would ALL be blue

Because we just wouldn't know what to do

Or have any pretty girls to talk to

Because we REALLY LIKE YOU!

We think you are sweet

And just can't be beat

If you post MORE pics on this Forum

we could never die of boredom.

If you lose this new guy,

then you wouldn't have to cry,

you can Always find a better guy

and you should never look back or wonder why,

because the bad guys always lie

so just try to be happy and eat some pie. :eek:


We love you. :D :yup:

Elvis
12-14-04, 06:26 PM
Yeah, Supa. Have some pie. Always makes me feel better.

Nice poem, Ralph. :rolleyes2 :Poke:

Ralph
12-14-04, 06:28 PM
Nice poem, Ralph. :rolleyes2

If you want a little affection from a woman, then you gotta expose yourself a little, and be sensitive. :D ;)

Right? :suspense:

HotRodSaint
12-14-04, 06:42 PM
If you want a little affection from a woman, then you gotta expose yourself a little...

I'm certain that exposing yourself to women is illegal! ;)

RBraczyk
12-14-04, 06:47 PM
^So much for you mr. sensitive. Supa, this guy sounds like a real loser. Hell, I'm 17 and I'm more mature than this guy.

Stoneage_Caddy
12-14-04, 06:55 PM
yah supa your BOYfreind (emphasis on boy) is a real schmuck ...dont let his immaturity fool you into thinking hes the best you can do....kick him to the curb ....then dont go out and date for awhile , get yourself sorted out on what you want .....

lifes to short to be miserable ....clocks tickin beautiful , time to move on....

Ralph
12-14-04, 07:16 PM
I'm certain that exposing yourself to women is illegal! ;)

But I didn't go as far as Stoney and propose marriage LOL!! :histeric:

illumina
12-14-04, 07:43 PM
yeah supa, take your fleetwood (you have a FWB, right?) and run this fool over.

when i was with my "X", i treated her like a goddess. i love her that much. this bozo has no clue how to treat you. dump him. marry one of us guys here at the caddy forums (not me, im an ugly freak...:( ). someone here will treat you right... :p ;) .

Elvis
12-14-04, 08:11 PM
Supa, what you need to do is make a list.

List all the qualities you want in your "perfect man." Everything is on the table: looks, job, finances, age, religion, children, politics, hobbies, values, character, etc. Revise it as needed.

Be as descriptive as you possibly can. Set your sights high. Keep your list and look at it every few days.

When you see someone who looks like they might qualify, don't be afraid to make the first move. Believe me, it won't take much of a "first move" from you to get the ball rolling. Then you can decide whether you want to continue. If not, move on to the next one.

Ralph
12-14-04, 08:13 PM
Supa, what you need to do is make a list.

List all the qualities you want in your "perfect man." Everything is on the table: looks, job, finances, age, religion, children, politics, hobbies, values, character, etc. Revise it as needed.

Be as descriptive as you possibly can. Set your sights high. Keep your list and look at it every few days.

When you see someone who looks like they might qualify, don't be afraid to make the first move. Believe me, it won't take much of a "first move" from you to get the ball rolling. Then you can decide whether you want to continue. If not, move on to the next one.

That's good advice!

Ralph
12-14-04, 11:02 PM
Hopefully Supa will be back this week and see this thread before it gets buried.

SupaFly
12-15-04, 01:34 AM
:rose: (for everyone here)

Ralph
12-15-04, 01:54 AM
:rose: (for everyone here)

I'm NOT sharing THAT flower with ANYbody else here! :coolgleam :shhh: :D


Let us know what happens Kismet.

bbozsik
12-15-04, 02:43 AM
Oh, yeah... bye guys. I see who is more important around these parts of the Cadillac Forums sausage factory... so even though I'm gone, SupaFly, you know won't be forgotten by Ralph and those who wish they were Ralph.

;)

Happy Christmas, Channukah, Ramadan, and the "day the Earth stood still" (for those who don't celebrate) to all over the holidays. Party hard on New Year's Eve, eat lots of greasy Chinese food and pizza on New Year's day, and keep loving your Cadillacs.

Ralph
12-15-04, 02:51 AM
LOL! :hmm:

Have a safe flight!!

Stoneage_Caddy
12-15-04, 12:03 PM
Cadillac Forums sausage factory.


bwahahahaha :histeric:

damn the truth hurts .....damn the truth ......damn pretty women , my simple mind always gets sidetracked when they start talkin ......

HotRodSaint
12-16-04, 02:07 AM
^So much for you mr. sensitive.

Let me repeat, I'm certain that EXPOSING yourself to women is illegal. :banana: :cop:

I hope you get it this time. ;)

HotRodSaint
12-16-04, 02:11 AM
...and those who wish they were Ralph.

Why would anyone wish they were Canadian? :hmm:


;)

HotRodSaint
12-16-04, 02:17 AM
Happy Christmas, Channukah, Ramadan, and the "day the Earth stood still" (for those who don't celebrate) to all over the holidays.

And what about those who may celebrate Kwanza? You don't want their day to be happy?

I'm just appaled at your display of insensitivity. Appaled I say! :lildevil:

Ralph
12-16-04, 03:33 AM
Let me repeat, I'm certain that EXPOSING yourself to women is illegal. :banana: :cop:


Not if you live in a FREE country. :p Not if your a Francophone from Quebec. :lildevil: It's customary there. :shhh:

I might just have to retire in Quebec. :thumbsup: Closer to Kismet. :worship:

Ralph
12-16-04, 04:41 AM
Why would anyone wish they were Canadian? :hmm:


;)

Oh, I don't know......... world wide respect for Peacekeeping,

Anne Murray, :yawn:

Maple syrup, :boring:

Molson Canadian, :cheers:

Natasha Henstridge :tongue2:

Celine Dion, :vomit:

Shania Twain, :dance:

RCMP heritage,

Liberal dictatorship,




wait, one of these things is not like the others, disregard the last suggestion, thanks. ;)

Stoneage_Caddy
12-16-04, 10:41 AM
anne murray or the liberal dictatorship ? there boath about equallly hainous

HotRodSaint
12-16-04, 11:06 AM
You hoser! You forgot the McKenzie brothers eh! :thumbsup:

Ralph
12-16-04, 03:32 PM
You hoser! You forgot the McKenzie brothers eh! :thumbsup:

:shhh: Most Americans have forgot about Bob and Doug by now , or are too young (thank goodness) to know who they were. :tisk:

I still don't know what "hoser" really means and I don't really care to, thanks :helpless: .

airbalancer
12-16-04, 05:11 PM
:shhh: Most Americans have forgot about Bob and Doug by now , or are too young (thank goodness) to know who they were. :tisk:

I still don't know what "hoser" really means and I don't really care to, thanks :helpless: .

What!They are the best
Bob and Doug had the best album in 1981

Ralph
12-16-04, 05:21 PM
What!They are the best
Bob and Doug had the best album in 1981

Sure, they were a world wide hit, but if your name was "Ralph" they had that song about "Ralph the dog!" Need I tell you how my classmates reacted? :shhh:

Kids are mean. :crying: :crybaby:

Ralph
12-16-04, 09:54 PM
anne murray or the liberal dictatorship ? there boath about equallly hainous

Just for Stoney.

http://www.countrypolitan.com/bio-anne-murray.php

HotRodSaint
12-16-04, 11:44 PM
:shhh: Most Americans have forgot about Bob and Doug by now , or are too young (thank goodness) to know who they were. :tisk:

Then how about Second City Review?

Which brings me to my off-topic rant. :rant2:

Why don't we Americans get any other English language programs except Hollywoods?

There are some very funny shows in Canada, England and Australia.

But we have to wait until they are watered down and made to talk like yanks.

You'd think with a billion cable stations and nothing good on, one of them would open the cross cultural exchange.

End of rant, you hosers! :bouncy:

I'll save my, why is English TV simulcast in Spanish, but Spanish TV isn't simulcast in English rant for another day. ;)

Elvis
12-16-04, 11:48 PM
I had a cat named Ralphie. He was cool. Kind of like a dog in a cat suit.

Ralph
12-17-04, 05:20 AM
Then how about Second City Review?

Which brings me to my off-topic rant. :rant2:

Why don't we Americans get any other English language programs except Hollywoods?

There are some very funny shows in Canada, England and Australia.

But we have to wait until they are watered down and made to talk like yanks.

You'd think with a billion cable stations and nothing good on, one of them would open the cross cultural exchange.

End of rant, you hosers! :bouncy:

I'll save my, why is English TV simulcast in Spanish, but Spanish TV isn't simulcast in English rant for another day. ;)

Funny you mentioning this because just today on CBC they announced that we are going to be getting more choices for channels in other languages to be more multicultural, etc. Personally I could care less, but just keep pumping those Hollywood movies my way! In ENGLISH!

What are the funny Canadian shows you know about? I'm not even sure that I know of any! Red Green doesn't count! :helpless:

HotRodSaint
12-17-04, 12:06 PM
What are the funny Canadian shows you know about? I'm not even sure that I know of any! Red Green doesn't count! :helpless:

The only time I see Canadian TV, is in the hotel rooms on my trips to Detroit.

I remember a watching a COOL TV drama, and thinking this must be new. Then, the CBC ad came on and I realized I was enjoying a Canadian show!

But I couldn't name anything funny accept Second City Review (was Kids in the Hall Canadian?).

PBS is the only source for these outsourced English language TV shows. And 30 year old repeats of Faulty Towers is as funny (and current) as PBS ever gets.

That'd be like if you guys only showed 'I Love Lucy' reruns as the representitive of American TV.

Ralph
12-17-04, 05:09 PM
was Kids in the Hall Canadian?


Sure was. Great show, and I'm partial to "chicken lady" myself. :shhh:

A lot of those guys from this show went on to bigger and better things in the U.S. Once in a while you see a cast member from KITH on a major Hollywood flick.

Faulty Towers was British and pretty ancient at that. I watched it as a kid.

Other than that, and the news, I just cannot stand Canadian television. I find it dry and kind of boring. I'd rather watch CBS news or a movie on NBC. :p