: My Magic Green Hat



CadillacCastle
06-18-11, 01:55 AM
My Magic Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat:










It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

If you live in Texas , it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew took off and left out the back door and l never got my order!

Stingroo
06-18-11, 08:05 AM
Lulz.

Submariner409
06-18-11, 11:27 AM
How could you possibly play such a mean trick on our most welcome "illegal immigrants" ?

You need one of these on your khaki field jacket.............

Sevillian273
06-18-11, 11:43 AM
Win.

orconn
06-18-11, 11:43 AM
Wow, that is a magic hat! With a wide variety of applications, brilliant!

Ranger
06-18-11, 12:30 PM
Love it! :thumbsup:

Rolex
06-18-11, 03:54 PM
:histeric: snort

77CDV
06-18-11, 06:01 PM
But would the magic green hat fit greencadillacmatt? I demand and insist on an answer to that!

CadillacCastle
06-19-11, 02:31 AM
I think this size is adjustable to fit anyone (almost) http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260778912880&viewitem=&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWAX%3AIT

OffThaHorseCEO
06-20-11, 11:29 AM
heres a hat you might enjoy
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/12/2011/06/b1e148e20d48c6b5c67d39ea7363f3dc/340x.jpg

Sevillian273
06-20-11, 04:39 PM
But would the magic green hat fit greencadillacmatt? I demand and insist on an answer to that!

Paging Dr. Seuss...

CadillacCastle
06-20-11, 06:12 PM
heres a hat you might enjoy
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/12/2011/06/b1e148e20d48c6b5c67d39ea7363f3dc/340x.jpg it looks good in that family picture of your mother and father with you in the middle. hahaha J/K you little brown eye you. hahaha thanks for your family picture.

Sevillian273
06-20-11, 06:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R343obE6RMo


R343obE6RMo


:lildevil:

OffThaHorseCEO
06-20-11, 07:17 PM
it looks good in that family picture of your mother and father with you in the middle. hahaha J/K you little brown eye you. hahaha thanks for your family picture.

ha ha ha ha good one...

EcSTSatic
06-21-11, 09:47 AM
How could you possibly play such a mean trick on our most welcome "illegal immigrants" ?

You need one of these on your khaki field jacket.............

Key word: "illegal". This administration wants us to ignore that.

CadillacCastle
06-21-11, 10:28 AM
I agree. When illegal aliens come to the US they are criminals not immigrants. Calling an illegal alien an immigrant is like calling someone that broke in your house a guest.