: Tomorrow is the END OF THE WORLD, MAY 24 2011 What are your plans?



Destroyer
05-21-11, 12:22 AM
Tomorrow is judgement day and the end is near. Sorry for title, it's May 21 2011. Earthquakes, zombies, the whole enchilada. I read somewhere that it'll me around 6pm. So what will you be doing before you die? Me, I'm going to an auction and I'll have some time left over to hug the kids goodbye. :lildevil:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43106614/ns/us_news-the_new_york_times/?GT1=43001

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/

thebigjimsho
05-21-11, 12:27 AM
Fertilize and lay grass seed.

Destroyer
05-21-11, 12:28 AM
Fertilize and lay grass seed.Denial is a bitch eh?:histeric:

Rolex
05-21-11, 12:29 AM
It's definitely in the news, but borders a religious discussion. I'm reluctant....but we'll see where this goes.

And my plans are to get up 0600, shower, cook breakfast, and I have somebody to sleep for open heart surgery 0900. After that I'm free and will spend the day with my family (unless there's more surgery). I heard him advise "the time" for this event is 1800 hours.

FYI this guy was wrong back in 1994 so I wouldn't go cashing out my bank accounts if I were you.

Sevillian273
05-21-11, 12:29 AM
I have a bowel movement planned for 6pm. It better not be interrupted by some silly apocalypse.

Fox news just gave a 1 day weather forecast. :histeric:

Destroyer
05-21-11, 12:34 AM
FYI this guy was wrong back in 1994 so I wouldn't go cashing out my bank accounts if I were you.Yeah but that was just a mathematical error, this time he guarantees it will happen. :nono:

ThumperPup
05-21-11, 12:38 AM
Ill be IN Detroit at the best party ever
slamming back a few brews watching the girls dance and play having some good old fun
whyll my Girl is dancing and me im a bad dancer so ill just say no you and the girls go dance ill watch lol

Destroyer
05-21-11, 12:39 AM
Ill be IN Detroit at the best party ever
slamming back a few brews watching the girls dance and play having some good old fun
whyll my Girl is dancing and me im a bad dancer so ill just say no you and the girls go dance ill watch lol
She's not a zombie by chance. Is she?

Rodya234
05-21-11, 12:57 AM
Well I'm going to do some electrical work to diagnose a bad ELC compressor on the Seville. Then I'll put the new struts on the DeVille and start working on the brake lines. Afterward I'll shower, text some girls and watch some TV. Then I'll go to bed and sleep like a baby. :)

ThumperPup
05-21-11, 01:05 AM
She's not a zombie by chance. Is she?

now that you mention it i wonder lol

maeng9981
05-21-11, 01:22 AM
I will wake up, spend the day like normal, see the clock hitting 6:00pm, laugh, eat dinner, go to sleep, and do the same thing on 5/22/2011.

Stingroo
05-21-11, 01:23 AM
I already got down this Friday... Looking forward to the weekend.

ben.gators
05-21-11, 03:24 AM
My plan is to laugh at those idiots that think May 21 2011 is the end of the world!

Submariner409
05-21-11, 09:19 AM
I'll be at Mac's house sucking on a Mint Julep and watching the Preakness.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
05-21-11, 09:33 AM
I think I'll go to the strip club.

billc83
05-21-11, 10:24 AM
Seriously how does this stuff get in the news? The good thing is when the word keeps spinning the next day, these crackpots can just say "Uhh, must have been a mathematical error," circle another arbitrary date in their calanders and label it Apocalypse.

The sad thing is people have literally poured their life savings into this...

EChas3
05-21-11, 11:28 AM
1. Wash the car.
2. Assemble camping gear for annual Indy 500 trip.
3. Go about enjoying the next day of the rest of my life.

Aron9000
05-21-11, 07:14 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong . . . .

It says in Revelations or somewhere in the new testament that nobody will know when Christ ascends from heaven. It says nobody will know the hour, day, year, decade, century or millenium when it will happen.

Sevillian273
05-21-11, 08:09 PM
Soooo........




Still here. :yawn:

JimmyH
05-21-11, 08:14 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong . . . .

It says in Revelations or somewhere in the new testament that nobody will know when Christ ascends from heaven. It says nobody will know the hour, day, year, decade, century or millenium when it will happen.

Christ himself warned us of false profits, that we shall know them by the fruits they bear.


5pm passed and I'm still here. I guess I am not a believer.

JimmyH
05-21-11, 08:15 PM
He also warned us of false prophets. Lulz.

Stingroo
05-21-11, 08:17 PM
Jimmy - an expert user of Homo-phones.

JimmyH
05-21-11, 08:25 PM
homo......hmm....lolwhut?

Destroyer
05-21-11, 09:06 PM
Well it didn't happen (surprise). I wonder what "they" will say now? They were so sure this time...............:bigroll:

Ranger
05-21-11, 10:30 PM
Well it didn't happen (surprise). I wonder what "they" will say now? They were so sure this time...............:bigroll:

They've had practice in '94, but it will be interesting to hear their song and dance. My guess is he'll recalculate and come up with another date, but being he is 89 years old, his end is nearer than most.

Skiller.
05-21-11, 11:01 PM
Hey guys. I'm still here...Sitting in my room...On Cadillac Forums....

93DevilleUSMC
05-21-11, 11:51 PM
Still here, and still haven't seen any reaction from the May 21st crowd. I suppose someone is stirring up some Kool-Aid right now....

dkozloski
05-22-11, 02:19 PM
I just looked out the window and I'm trying to decide if it's a zombie or a drunk that's staggering down the street.

JimmyH
05-22-11, 02:42 PM
We made it!!!!!!





Well it didn't happen (surprise). I wonder what "they" will say now? They were so sure this time...............:bigroll:

Maybe he will mention the hundreds of earthquakes that happened around the world yesterday (you know, the hundreds of unnoticeable earthquakes that happen around the world every day) as a sign of the beginning of the reckoning.

Submariner409
05-22-11, 02:48 PM
We made it!!!!!!

No, we did NOT !!! At 3:45 PM yesterday I put 23 gallons of 87 in the truck at $3.899 a gallon. The world ended for my Shell card............

Sevillian273
05-22-11, 03:28 PM
I can see it now.... Those nutjobs are going to latch onto the volcano eruption in iceland for validation.

orconn
05-22-11, 03:40 PM
My wife went to church this morning. She said it seemed everyone was there. Quess they are all sinners! Oh,well!

billc83
05-22-11, 04:07 PM
Another crisis averted.

JimmyH
05-22-11, 08:31 PM
ok, where did 5.24 come from? all the articles (and several paid billboards around here) all had camping saying it was to occur on 5.21.

Or is rapture just running late like my wife?

Stingroo
05-22-11, 08:50 PM
Moar kidz?

JimmyH
05-22-11, 09:42 PM
if that's the case, they ain't mine

thebigjimsho
05-23-11, 04:23 PM
We made it!!!!!!






Maybe he will mention the hundreds of earthquakes that happened around the world yesterday (you know, the hundreds of unnoticeable earthquakes that happen around the world every day) as a sign of the beginning of the reckoning.
Don't be so haughty that you start discounting that we do have a vast increase in significant earthquakes over the past century...

Skiller.
05-23-11, 11:31 PM
No, we did NOT !!! At 3:45 PM yesterday I put 23 gallons of 87 in the truck at $3.899 a gallon. The world ended for my Shell card............

It's $4.05 here!!!