View Full Version : An Oldie But A Goodie

10-11-04, 08:59 PM
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law
was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut
blouses.She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I
got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.

She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really
want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I
was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to the bedroom, and if you want to
go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the
top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs
at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the
front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked
straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.

Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car. :thumbsup:

10-11-04, 09:34 PM
Lol, thats a good one.

10-11-04, 09:44 PM
Umm... wow... a family using their own as bait test? That really doesnt sound right but OK ... lol.

10-11-04, 09:53 PM
bwahahahhaa thats great !!!!!!

10-11-04, 10:01 PM
Incest Incest Incest

10-11-04, 10:05 PM
hmm , i dont think it would be ....think you have to be blood related for that .....

10-11-04, 10:10 PM
yea i know, thought it would be funny

10-11-04, 10:25 PM
Rb you seem a little too excited at the prospect of incest hmmm
jeff 1 rb 1
(let the games continue)

10-11-04, 10:41 PM
Im amazed that that would actually happen... :annoyed:

reading all those stories ... i mean.. .er .. lol

10-11-04, 10:43 PM
Funny stuff.

10-11-04, 11:15 PM
I dated sisters once. Whichever one I wasn't dating at the time seemed to show more interest than the one I was dating. It was a little game they played with each other. Actually they hated each other and I was kind of like a tennis ball.

Those were good times. ;)

10-12-04, 01:07 AM
So what if you chose the sister would she turn on you call the cops and acuse you of rape? ;)

You did the right thing, Amazing test if I ever have two daughters I am going have that done to thier husbands.

10-12-04, 01:47 AM
It wasn't me it's a joke u get it. HAHAHA He was walkin out to get the condoms but his father inlaw thaught he was doin the right thing..... :hmm:

10-12-04, 07:44 AM
lol. i heard that one before, but always a funny one.