: Maxim - hottest woman on earth???



Rolex
05-06-11, 12:42 AM
:pwn: Dear maxim magazine, your shipment of FAIL has arrived.

http://www.maxim.com/amg/GIRLS/Articles/Rosie+Huntington-Whiteley+is+the+Hottest+Woman+on+Earth

Rosie Huntington
3 lips?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/rolex/25_Rosie_Huntington-Whiteley-Glamour_Women_of_the_Year_Awards_2009-028.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/rolex/00050m1.jpg

:umno:

The runners up for hottest woman on earth:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/rolex/White-Chicks-Movie.jpg

Honorable mention:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/rolex/sp06fb-hair1.jpg

thebigjimsho
05-06-11, 12:49 AM
Awful. And ROFL...

Ranger
05-06-11, 12:50 AM
None of them are even close to the title.

Florian
05-06-11, 12:53 AM
Maxim???? are you 15 years old. Im embarrassed for you.


F

orconn
05-06-11, 12:53 AM
Has the younger generation lost their taste in woman too? Or is just the hermaphrodites at Maxim?

I~LUV~Caddys8792
05-06-11, 12:53 AM
http://manjr.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/brooklyn_decker_si_next_2_big.jpg

Brooklyn Decker. Three days older than I am.

The Tony Show
05-06-11, 02:21 AM
Standards for what's considered "hot" sure have fallen lately....

ben.gators
05-06-11, 02:36 AM
Has the younger generation lost their taste in woman too? Or is just the hermaphrodites at Maxim?

Here is something for you Orconn, I bet you call her a hot woman, and I absolutely agree with you! :D

http://www.life.com/gallery/60011/sophia-loren-at-her-sexiest#index/0

ben.gators
05-06-11, 02:42 AM
Standards for what's considered "hot" sure have fallen lately....

So true, and a similar decline is happening in standards for music, clothes, fashion mode,...

Jesda
05-06-11, 03:41 AM
Hotter women are roaming around college campuses and working at Chilis.

Rolex
05-06-11, 08:49 AM
Hotter women are roaming around college campuses and working at Chilis.

:yeah:

dkozloski
05-06-11, 01:57 PM
The hottest woman on earth is Alberta Pipeline. The newspaper headlines say she was laid by 1500 men in one day.

RippyPartsDept
05-06-11, 02:02 PM
people still read maxim?

OffThaHorseCEO
05-06-11, 02:20 PM
http://manjr.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/brooklyn_decker_si_next_2_big.jpg

Brooklyn Decker. Three days older than I am.

you can tell she has no ass, flat hips

hueterm
05-06-11, 07:20 PM
Dey wuudn't bee dat guud fer berthin'...

hueterm
05-06-11, 07:21 PM
Here is something for you Orconn, I bet you call her a hot woman, and I absolutely agree with you! :D

http://www.life.com/gallery/60011/sophia-loren-at-her-sexiest#index/0

Sophia Loren looks better at 70-whatever than the horse face girl in the OP at 20-whatever...

Lord Cadillac
05-06-11, 09:51 PM
I hate seeing discussions go off topic but this one turned out to be pretty interesting. :) Then again, I've had three shots of Vodka on an empty stomach, and I'm starting to feel it...

Stingroo
05-06-11, 10:49 PM
I predict that Sal will be the FL meet's Gary D. Barstools beware.

Lord Cadillac
05-07-11, 02:19 AM
Actually, I don't think this discussion went off topic at all. I was talking about another topic when I posted that. Anyway. Whatever..

Nope, I'm not going to be falling off any barstools in Palm Beach.. Unless it's a really good night.. Though I have plenty of experience dealing with liquor. :) I'm sure I'll be fine. We better be going someplace good..

jordan00escalade
05-07-11, 02:27 AM
(snicker)

EChas3
05-07-11, 08:03 PM
I contend that 'Hot' is not as much about showing the goods as about building the urge to want more. A tease isn't about what's seen; it's about what is imagined or might soon be seen. Anything hard to get becomes worth more.

Am I old-fashioned?

V-Eight
05-07-11, 08:12 PM
6 at best.

thebigjimsho
05-07-11, 08:34 PM
I contend that 'Hot' is not as much about showing the goods as about building the urge to want more. A tease isn't about what's seen; it's about what is imagined or might soon be seen. Anything hard to get becomes worth more.

Am I old-fashioned?
Nope.

thebigjimsho
05-07-11, 08:36 PM
you can tell she has no ass, flat hips
And she has a triangle face. I think those b00bs have Chad intoxicated...

thebigjimsho
05-07-11, 08:39 PM
Sophia Loren looks better at 70-whatever than the horse face girl in the OP at 20-whatever...
I haven't seen them lately, but in '95 when Grumpier Old Men came out, I would've tapped both Loren and Ann Margret. And that was from a 22 year old...

Something tells me they're still hot. Maybe...

orconn
05-07-11, 09:02 PM
While we are speaking of Sophia Loren and Ann Margaret lets us not forget Raquel Welch, or my personal favorites Cahterine Deneuve or Jennifer O'Neill! And the seventies gave us Jaqueline Bisset!

The current crop seems long on skin and short on allure!

thebigjimsho
05-07-11, 09:16 PM
I'll always take a grandma like Jane Seymour...

Ranger
05-07-11, 11:05 PM
I contend that 'Hot' is not as much about showing the goods as about building the urge to want more. A tease isn't about what's seen; it's about what is imagined or might soon be seen. Anything hard to get becomes worth more.

Am I old-fashioned?
Nope, You nailed it. :thumbsup:

Ranger
05-07-11, 11:07 PM
While we are speaking of Sophia Loren and Ann Margaret lets us not forget Raquel Welch, or my personal favorites Cahterine Deneuve or Jennifer O'Neill! And the seventies gave us Jaqueline Bisset!

The current crop seems long on skin and short on allure!

Three of the classic all time hotties.

gdwriter
05-08-11, 03:54 AM
And the seventies gave us Jaqueline Bisset!67 years old, and she's still a stunningly beautiful woman:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2po-juMfsY

gdwriter
05-08-11, 04:05 AM
Maybe it's because I'm in a very happy, healthy relationship, but I'm not really interested in ogling other women. Sure, I'm going to notice a beautiful woman (see above), but I'm with a beautiful woman who is also smart, sexy and fun (Jesda and Ian can attest to this) and who is also into me. That is way better than getting all worked up over a woman you'll only see in a magazine, if you catch my drift. :eyebrow:

Jesda
05-08-11, 05:17 AM
I'm with a beautiful woman who is also smart, sexy and fun (Jesda and Ian can attest to this)

Gary's dating out of his league and knows it.

:D

JimmyH
05-08-11, 11:58 AM
I am not understanding Rosie as #1. I am not sure I would even put her on the list. And remember I am a TF freak.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
05-08-11, 12:46 PM
Anne Hathaway. Sexy, smart and very talented. Total win.
http://girlstalkinsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/anne.jpg

Stingroo
05-08-11, 01:08 PM
Pale.

Rolex
05-08-11, 02:36 PM
Fair skinned. :cloud9:

Stingroo
05-08-11, 03:17 PM
Pale.

orconn
05-08-11, 03:19 PM
There is something that sems very "thin" about Anne Hathaway and I m not talking about her physique but rahter her personality. She does come across as rather under nourished, but it is her way of expressing herself that I am talking about, sort of a perpetual teenage girl nerd! What can I say that is the way she impresses me!

vincentm
05-08-11, 04:23 PM
Never got into, i prefer face to face interaction

vincentm
05-08-11, 04:23 PM
Pale and too dam skinny

Jesda
05-08-11, 04:34 PM
Pale.

You would love Texas. They all look like coffee.

Stingroo
05-08-11, 05:05 PM
I do plan on moving to Texas after college. :lol:

And oddly enough, my girlfriend is Canadian, but still not that pale.

orconn
05-08-11, 05:27 PM
The hottest woman on earth is Alberta Pipeline. The newspaper headlines say she was laid by 1500 men in one day.

Hargh! hargh! Hargh! And slap my knee!

That's rightup there with, "They call it the Watts-tutsi, and it's a riot!"

thebigjimsho
05-08-11, 09:30 PM
Pale.
Not dirty.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
05-08-11, 10:56 PM
Northern European.

Stingroo
05-09-11, 12:08 AM
In other words - pale. :lol:

orconn
05-09-11, 12:15 AM
I don't care ..... pale, tanned, olive skinned , dusky or black! I just want to see beautiful and so many of the actresses and models today seem to be short on beauty and try to make up for it by showing a lot of skin!

OffThaHorseCEO
05-09-11, 02:20 PM
im in a happy relationship with someone out of my league as well, that doesnt stop me from appreciating beauty (or commenting on the lack of it)

V-Eight
05-09-11, 08:02 PM
There's no such thing as 'leagues'

KB24
05-09-11, 08:19 PM
you can tell she has no ass, flat hips

Ur dead on
Seen her in the Adam Sandler movie and she has NO ASS looks really weird.
Stomach up she's dope as f but weird as hell down.

I like my girls kinda thick, ass and thighs are a must.

billc83
05-09-11, 08:20 PM
There's no such thing as 'leagues'

Professional baseball would beg to differ.

orconn
05-09-11, 09:05 PM
There's no such thing as 'leagues'

Dream on, sonny!

EChas3
05-09-11, 09:08 PM
I don't care ..... pale, tanned, olive skinned , dusky or black! I just want to see beautiful and so many of the actresses and models today seem to be short on beauty and try to make up for it by showing a lot of skin!

Glamour, mystery, elegance, so many wondrous aspects of beauty have been cast aside as old fashioned or fake. Maybe so, but a lot of the joy is gone, too. This is progress?

I once met a man that descirbed most change as 'Negative Progress'. He was in IT and he realized how many of the marvelous innovations of the 80's and 90's actually served to reduce the quality of life. Personal privacy and a life away from work are history, just like civility and good taste.

Go ahead - Take your 15 seconds of fame! There's always someone new begging to take your place.

Oh, I've gone and done it. I've become my grandfather! :)