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AJxtcman
04-16-11, 09:49 PM
O Pipe (Dual Exhaust)

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You've heard of the Y pipe.. the X pipe.. the H pipe.. nothing can touch the O pipe!!! It provides 100% back pressure feedback on ALL engines!! Torque increase and kuneutson valve float brings in much lower revs so you don't hurt your motor! Not CARB Legal. Please specify standard or polished finish. Product shown is dual input O-Pipe with standard finish.

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 09:51 PM
O Pipe (Dual Exhaust)

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You've heard of the Y pipe.. the X pipe.. the H pipe.. nothing can touch the O pipe!!! It provides 100% back pressure feedback on ALL engines!! Torque increase and kuneutson valve float brings in much lower revs so you don't hurt your motor! Not CARB Legal. Please specify standard or polished finish. Product shown is dual input O-Pipe with standard finish.

Yes they even have Kuhneutson Valves
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(AKA "Kneutson, Kanutson") Our superior Kuneutson valves are superior to the inferior kuhneutson valves! For use especially on engines with camshafts. The number one sign of Kuhneutson failure is reduced bore on your engine block! Easily remedy this with a Kuneutson Valve from KaleCoAuto! Now compatible with modern computer controlled cars.

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 09:53 PM
Piston Return Spring

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KaleCoAuto has produced the highest quality piston return spring to date! High temperance chromed metal resists temperatures up to 300'f. KaleCoAuto piston return springs FORCE the pistons back into the motor, no longer relying on gravity! This effectively increases your revs, horsepower, and peak torque! You must buy one return spring per piston. Rotary engines require install of pistons for full compatibility. One per piston. Please specify if you are using a boxer motor!

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 09:55 PM
They also have
Adjustable Powerband
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Wish you had a little more low end torque? Maybe you want a high revving formula1-esque screamer? KaleCoAuto's Adjustable Powerbands are the perfect solution! The power bands are made from titanium-injected rubber, with high grade 440 fasteners. Six links are included. One band is for horsepower, and the other for torque. You may use more than three links per side, but extreme caution should be taken!

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 09:57 PM
Pilot Wrench

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Most cars suffer from this horrible malady - a loose nut behind the wheel!! But not anymore. Only one company had the foresight and brilliance to bring you this product - The Pilot Wrench. Quickly tighten the nut behind ANY wheel for instant improvements in responsiveness, handling, and braking! Please indicate how big of a bolt head is behind the wheel before ordering! If unsure, ask your friends. Also available in metric.

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 09:59 PM
Pilot Wrench

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Most cars suffer from this horrible malady - a loose nut behind the wheel!! But not anymore. Only one company had the foresight and brilliance to bring you this product - The Pilot Wrench. Quickly tighten the nut behind ANY wheel for instant improvements in responsiveness, handling, and braking! Please indicate how big of a bolt head is behind the wheel before ordering! If unsure, ask your friends. Also available in metric.

Yes they have chin nuts

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This is a product that needs no introduction or explanation! World famous, and found on many Rap Stars' vehicles, the Chin Nuts are now available chrome-nickel plated! Helps prevent loss of vehicle's chin spoiler in hairy situations. Sold in pairs.

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 10:01 PM
Sub they even have Butt Dyno's

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Just install a great mod like a cold air intake? Electric supercharger? Big Muffler? Magnetic fuel line ionizer? Awesome wing? Are you getting no respect from your friends for your newly found power? As we all know, these are high end and sophisticated modifications. Some may be TOO sophisticated to actually show up on a traditional dyno. So here we have: The Butt Dyno. Simply place it in the seat, and drive fast, weaving in and out of traffic. (On a race course, of course.) Now you can tell your friends with confidence "That oil-saturated air filter gave me 20 horses!"

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 10:02 PM
I think sub would enjoy this one better LOL

Porcupine Seat Covers

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Sheepskin. Leather. Neoprene. Cloth. A recipe for boring? We thought so. Sure, you could go with the flow, be a regular boring Joe like everyone else. You could don your toupee, gold chains, and slide onto those boring old sheepskin seat covers. But you won't. You're a discerning KaleCoAuto customer. You demand more. Well, put on those Oakley Blade sunglasses and your best pair of parachute pants and jump into your car - because you just bought the coolest seat covers around. Porcupine seat covers. Only for the adventurous, never for the boring. Porcupine seat covers are made with no less than 4 skins per seat! (That's about 120,000 quills, if you are counting.) Each quill is held in with a high quality resin that not only makes the seat stain proof, but also prevents the dropping of quills. Each seat is guaranteed for two full years.

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 10:04 PM
Passenger Noise Reducer

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KaleCoAuto loves all-in-one solutions, and we know that you do as well. Imagine, with one product, you could solve the following problems:
*Back Seat Drivers
*Nagging Significant Others
*People who doubt your awesome driving ability
*And more!
The KaleCoAuto Passenger Noise Reducer is guaranteed to reduce troublesome 'passenger noise' by 95%. The KaleCoAuto "PNR" is made from high quality silicone, with stainless bit and elastic band. Completely hypo-allergenic and totally humane. Order now, quantities are limited! Must be 18.

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AJxtcman
04-16-11, 10:06 PM
Hollow Plug Wires (Chrome)

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When cleaning your engine bay and you are seeking that extra shine, you need KaleCoAuto's new Chrome Hollow Spark Plug Wires! Unique "hollow" design wires allow ignition molecules to flow freely from your distribution point to your motor apex! These Chromed spark plug wires replace those silly metallic spark plug wires and they never need cleaning.

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 10:08 PM
Spark Plugs
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Spark plugs are often misunderstood by most people. A spark plug's name is quite literal. They are designed to plug the line - and suppress any spark that may come through. Of course, you know what happens if a spark finds an open fuel source!! That could get ugly! KaleCoAuto extra retardant plugs block 99% of spark, and allow 95% of ignition molecules to pass through. That's 25% more than the competition, and unlike the competition, KaleCoAuto plugs never need cleaning.

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 10:10 PM
Spark Plug Wire Cleaner

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Patented high-tech design allows KaleCoAuto Plug/Wire cleaner to reclaim old spark plugs and wires! Did you know that tune-ups are completely unnecessary? The only reason your car has bad spark is dirt in the plug lines, and build up on the spark plugs! Simply pour this cleaner into your battery, step back, and watch the engine run smoother! Not for use on vehicles equipped with Opti-Spark. Now reformulated for compatibility with diesel engines!

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 10:12 PM
Seasonal Tire Air

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Everyone knows that temperature can have a great impact in your tire pressure. This is why you absolutely should use the correct air for your tires! For example, your car should usually have the tires set to 32psi. If you are using summer air in the summer, this is fine. However! If you use this summer air in the dead of winter, your may actually only be running at about 22psi! Each can will do one average sized tire. Sold in sets of 1 each.

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 10:13 PM
This site has 48 very hard to find car parts
Please look at all 5 pages

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=products_all

RippyPartsDept
04-16-11, 10:24 PM
wow AJ.. thanks!

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 10:31 PM
wow AJ.. thanks!

a guy from the GM service forum sent me a link to it

RippyPartsDept
04-16-11, 11:15 PM
well whoever came up with the idea for KaleCoAuto is a genius

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 11:49 PM
Blinker Fluid

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Are you blinkers sluggish? Do they make an annoying ticking noise? Do they not flash fast enough? Here's your solution. Little do people know, factory quality blinker fluid should be changed every 150,000 blinks. Our blinker fluid lasts ten times that. KaleCoAuto high quality synthetic blinker fluid meets the highest DOT standards while not being in the least bit DOT legal! KaleCoAuto blinker fluid provides you with thousands of hours of reliable blinking without the wear and tear on the flash-synchro's that the other blinker fluids cause. KaleCoAuto blinker fluid will not lose its viscosity even in the most extreme situations. Why buy that old dino-blinker fluid, when you can get our unique patented synthetic formula? Satisfaction guaranteed!! For use in any car.
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AJxtcman
04-16-11, 11:51 PM
Energy Drink / Octane Booster

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Energy drinks. This is something that is way out of hand these days. But - They are all the same, aren't they? Guarana, Caffeine, and lots of Sugar. It's all just masked by one artificial flavor or another. But why haven't there been any great breakthroughs? Because we had not released ours yet! If you can get email on your phone, or internet on your game console, why can't you get octane booster in your energy drink? This will give both you AND your ride some much needed pep! Includes tasty chemicals like: Toulene, Nitroglycerine and Acetalyne. Just to name a few! And as an added bonus - It can strip lead paint. Warning: Do not operate machinery while under the influence, or expect to live more than one hour after imbibing. If swallowed, consult whichever god you pray to. Do not get on skin. Do not get in eyes.

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 11:52 PM
Engine Oil Bypass Kit


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Modern synthetic oil is very expensive - so why run the risk of getting it dirty by running it through your motor block? KaleCoAuto bypass kit comes with everything you need to run the oil around your motor block where it will do more good. Oil runs cooler, and as a result, there may be horsepower gains!

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 11:53 PM
Engine Scrub

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Is the inside of your motor dirty? Most likely! Some people will tell you the only way to clean your motor is to tear it down and rebuild it. This is no good!!! KaleCoAuto internals cleaner is a special combination of iron, graphite, and copper shrapnel of assorted sizes that work to sand and polish the inside of your motor! Add 2oz per quart of oil in your car. New engine clean shrapnel should be used at every oil change! Bottle includes pouring mechanism. Comes in 16oz packages. Do not injest. Contact a physician immediately if injested, do not induce vomiting.

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 11:55 PM
Lowering Kit


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Some people spend hundreds - even thousands merely to lower their car! Some people even cut their springs - that is the wrong way to lower a car! Why bother with different bolt sizes and components, when KaleCoAuto's do-it-yourself lowering kit is a mere four piece kit! Installs in minutes, just insert one per tire and you'll be the envy of every lowrider in town! Now available in standard, chrome, and gold.

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 11:56 PM
Redhead Headlights


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Be the talk of the town! Are you tired of being uncool with those white headlights? Don't think the blue ones are unique enough? Yellow have you scared? KaleCoAuto Redhead Headlights are especially popular with law enforcement! Flash your lights at them, and they are sure to stop by and say hello!

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 11:57 PM
Salad Shooting Spinning Rims


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The urban boy racer in us wants bling. The adult racer in us wants functional. The hungry guy in us wants salad. KaleCoAuto brings you all three at once! The KaleCoAuto Salad Shooting Spinning Rims are just what Dr. Hunger ordered! Long day at work? Grab some lettuce, veggies, a chicken, toss it in the wheels, and voila! Instant salad!

AJxtcman
04-16-11, 11:58 PM
Left Handed Metric Screwdriver

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This screwdriver was specially formulated by the Coalition of Left Handed Peoples for the Furthering of Left Handed Recognition and Also the Metric System. (AKA CLHPFLHRAMS.) Naturally, KaleCoAuto came to a partnership with them to create this finely machine crafted screwdriver. This screwdriver uses high tech materials, such as steel, and plastic. (NASA uses steel and plastic!) This screwdriver is great for loosening screws on the right side of the vehicle, or tightening screws on the left side of the vehicle.

AJxtcman
04-17-11, 12:03 AM
Just what every Northstar owner needs

Radiator Insulator

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The weakest part of your car is the likely the radiator. It is a simple matter of physics when we tell you this: Energy is lost through heat. Transmissions, as they lose more and more heat, begin to cause more loss of power. However, that's only a small part - The worst part is the radiator! All sorts of heat is lost through the radiator - in essence - losing the horsepower through heat! Not anymore!! KaleCoAuto brings you the Radiator Insulatior - Simply slip over your radiator and enjoy the power! KaleCoAuto radiator insulation is made from only the finest asbestos, and is guaranteed to trap 90% more heat!

drewsdeville
04-17-11, 12:04 AM
"ignition molecules".... LOL

Submariner409
04-17-11, 08:45 AM
AJ, A local small engine custom shop, FBN AutoWerkes LLC, tests a lot of KaleCoAuto aftermarket parts, and finds that most of KaleCo's claims are conservatively understated. You'll notice that they don't even advertise the 28 HP gain at 2356 RPM for the O-pipe. Nor do they advertise the radical drop in cylinder pressures afforded by installing the Spark Plug plugs. Actually, several CF members have used and report favorably on the KaleCoAuto Butt Dyno. Some members who endlessly sink tons of money into repairing their car only to have something else break tomorrow morning will find KaleCoAuto's Permanent Car Repair Kit (new item) invaluable.

AJxtcman
04-17-11, 11:32 AM
AJ, A local small engine custom shop, FBN AutoWerkes LLC, tests a lot of KaleCoAuto aftermarket parts, and finds that most of KaleCo's claims are conservatively understated. You'll notice that they don't even advertise the 28 HP gain at 2356 RPM for the O-pipe. Nor do they advertise the radical drop in cylinder pressures afforded by installing the Spark Plug plugs. Actually, several CF members have used and report favorably on the KaleCoAuto Butt Dyno. Some members who endlessly sink tons of money into repairing their car only to have something else break tomorrow morning will find KaleCoAuto's Permanent Car Repair Kit (new item) invaluable.

Sub I know you’re getting up in age and you have put in some days of hard work. Now you don't have to work so hard. You can just spend a few dollars and purchase Elbow Grease.

Just in case you know a slacker kid you can give it to them as a present

Elbow Grease

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Ran out of Elbow Grease during that difficult project? Can't get that lugnut off your wheel? Is that engine block just too darn heavy for your to pick up on your own? KaleCoAuto's Elbow Grease is the perfect solution for you! Made from high quality synthetic materials, KaleCoAuto's Elbow Grease is matched is without a peer!
WARNING:
HARD WORK MAY LEAD TO INCREASED MUSCLE TONE AND BETTER OVERALL HEALTH. TO BE SAFE, YOU SHOULD USE AS LITTLE OF THIS PRODUCT AS POSSIBLE!

98eldo32v
04-18-11, 06:38 AM
Hilarious!!! I had to add it to my favorites. You should read the reviews on some of the products!!

Submariner409
04-18-11, 12:07 PM
AJ, I actually have 4 pots of the new, upgraded (synthetic blend) 240W-500 Elbow Grease. One teaspoon full in the engine oil makes the starter spin faster so you don't use as much air to start the car - it's a very green thing to do.