: how fast can your dog run



ThumperPup
04-07-11, 04:12 PM
have you ever timed or clocked your dog's running ? and speed
if so how fast can your K-9 run

My Beagle Lady
Is a Member of the
BLACK FORK BEAGLE CLUB MANSFIELD Ohio (BFBC)

the Beagles just did there Monthly Run
and lady broke the record today

the track run strait track at 120 Yards in 10.2 seconds

the fastest she has ever run in MPH was clocked at
29 MPH using a Radar Gun that was 2 summers ago she has not done better then 26 in the lad 2 years

How about you have you ever timed or clocked or K-9 on a track
or if she is a runner and likes to stray how fast would you say He or She is at full speed

orconn
04-07-11, 04:29 PM
No ...... I haven't really clocked my Scotty with a radar gun!

ThumperPup
04-07-11, 04:34 PM
if you have a scotish /T club near you just call them up i bet there have one usualy all the dog and k-9 clubs have things liek that cause they have chalenges ones a year usualy to see who is the best at somethign fastest at something and other obsticales

I know the Shnouzer club when i had Maggie had one the Yorkie club when i had tasha had one
Greayhouse club when i had Bus had one
and the beagle club has one

also if you have a dog track even sometimes a few times a year horse tracks have K-9 days atleast the ones around here

just call them up im sure they would be glad to let you run

Submariner409
04-07-11, 06:24 PM
My old labrador/greyhound mix was a neat fawn color. Ran like the wind. A buddy and I climbed in the car one day and I let the dog run alongside. 30, 40, 50, 65, 70. The dog kept up with us. I slammed on the brakes and the dog did likewise. I said "How's that for speed - ol' Pete kept up with us." My buddy looked out the window and said "That's not your dog - Pete doesn't have a brown ring around his neck." I said "That's his a**hole - he isn't used to these sudden stops!".

Stingroo
04-07-11, 06:33 PM
88mph.


Haven't seen him since. :crying2:

jordan00escalade
04-07-11, 06:39 PM
lol.. Yea I had just put the car in the shop, but it was track weekend so I said aw what the heck.. What went thru the mind of the first person to actually clock their dog's (or any dogs time for that matter) time? PINK's feline edition... MEOW lol

thebigjimsho
04-07-11, 07:36 PM
All these interesting threads. What a cornucopia of fun for all new members of the CadillacForums. People LOVE this stuff...

ThumperPup
04-07-11, 08:01 PM
My old labrador/greyhound mix was a neat fawn color. Ran like the wind. A buddy and I climbed in the car one day and I let the dog run alongside. 30, 40, 50, 65, 70. The dog kept up with us. I slammed on the brakes and the dog did likewise. I said "How's that for speed - ol' Pete kept up with us." My buddy looked out the window and said "That's not your dog - Pete doesn't have a brown ring around his neck." I said "That's his a**hole - he isn't used to these sudden stops!".

after a afternoon i have had this makes me lough thats funny as hell man

ThumperPup
04-07-11, 08:01 PM
88mph.


Haven't seen him since. :crying2:

aww if this is for real im sorry about that if your joking wait i bet it will happen soon with camra in life

Destroyer
04-07-11, 08:22 PM
have you ever timed or clocked your dog's running ? and speed:helpless: Sure, I drag raced my Dachshund (aka wiener dog). It spanked my Escort. Seriously, you have way too much free time on your hands. :thehand:

ThumperPup
04-07-11, 08:33 PM
:helpless: Sure, I drag raced my Dachshund (aka wiener dog). It spanked my Escort. Seriously, you have way too much free time on your hands. :thehand:

hey to be able to not worry about money ok so sometimes i worry about money but to get everything i want and not have to worry about where the ok maybe i don't get everything i want

but to be able to get everying i need and always have my bills taken care of not have to worry about the economy right now ok maybe not that also lol

ok back to to much time on my hands

i can afford to have to much time if i want
only reason i have to much time is because i can't find work anywhere

i don't need a job
unlike most

i want a job because i am bored 75% of the time
so i need something to keep me busy
but that does not mean im going to take the first Minimum wage sht job that comes along lol

so yes i do have way to much time on my hands

Sevillian273
04-07-11, 08:44 PM
Seriously, you have way too much free time on your hands. :thehand:

This may be true but looking back, most of TP's threads explode into triple-digit-poast discussions. :bigroll:

ThumperPup
04-07-11, 08:48 PM
This may be true but looking back, most of TP's threads explode into triple-digit-poast discussions. :bigroll:

i try every ones in a whyll i get a good one going but then some destroy it and it turns out even larger LOL

JimmyH
04-07-11, 08:53 PM
88mph.


Haven't seen him since. :crying2:

potd

Ranger
04-07-11, 09:22 PM
Mine was doing 40 MPH when he turned in front of me and I ran him over, so I don't know what his top speed it. Then we tied my neighbors to the door handle so he couldn't do that. He got up to 100 MPH, but had no fur left on his back when we returned. Let the third one run loose and he was pulling away from us at 85 until he got pulled over and arrested for speeding.

Sevillian273
04-07-11, 09:36 PM
^^^ Micheal Vick has outed himself on the forum!

thebigjimsho
04-07-11, 09:51 PM
i try every ones in a whyll i get a good one going but then some destroy it and it turns out even larger LOL
http://www.markcarras.com/images/WyldStallyns.jpg

ThumperPup
04-07-11, 09:58 PM
Mine was doing 40 MPH when he turned in front of me and I ran him over, so I don't know what his top speed it. Then we tied my neighbors to the door handle so he couldn't do that. He got up to 100 MPH, but had no fur left on his back when we returned. Let the third one run loose and he was pulling away from us at 85 until he got pulled over and arrested for speeding.

if your serious then you should not own a pet thats just wrong and if i ever saw it id call the ASPCA before the police

if your joking yeah its preaty funny
but its not something to joke about to many ppl that really do this to there pets and i want ot just clobber them

ThumperPup
04-07-11, 09:59 PM
http://www.markcarras.com/images/WyldStallyns.jpg

man i havent watched bill and ted in years

cadillac kevin
04-07-11, 10:15 PM
^um- thats from bill and teds bogus journey.

ThumperPup
04-07-11, 10:23 PM
^um- thats from bill and teds bogus journey.

ok my screw up
fixed it lol

Ranger
04-07-11, 10:39 PM
if your serious then you should not own a pet thats just wrong and if i ever saw it id call the ASPCA before the police

if your joking yeah its preaty funny
but its not something to joke about to many ppl that really do this to there pets and i want ot just clobber them

I don't own any. I run a doggy dyno shop. People pay me to see how fast their dogs can run.

ThumperPup
04-07-11, 10:48 PM
thats still wrong man not even funny to joke about
nope not at all
makes note to never ask you to watcch even a fish wonder what you could do to a fish i bet pour chocolate milk in the tank or somehting just to see if it will swim in it or something nope not going to have just wrong

Ranger
04-07-11, 10:50 PM
We put electrodes in the water and crank up the voltage to speed the fish up and see how fast they can swim before they go belly up.

ThumperPup
04-07-11, 10:56 PM
We put electrodes in the water and crank up the voltage to speed the fish up and see how fast they can swim before they go belly up.

If i really thought you did that id be contacting the ASPCA but i don't think you would do that for real

I worked for the APL and the county Kennel when i was 15

before that i volunteered

i have worked with animals since i was 7 years old and my mom first took me to the shelter in town and i would feed bath and walk the dog's

im the last person you would ever want to be on the other side if you or anyone els really did this

i have turned in and reported more ppl for animal cruelty in the past 24 years
then you could count keys on a keyboard
and i know at least half of them have served time in jail for it

JimmyH
04-07-11, 10:58 PM
mega-lolz @ ranger

gary88
04-07-11, 10:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/bmyxH.png

JimmyH
04-07-11, 11:03 PM
http://www.cooleywire.com/jimmyh/pics/funny/go.gif

Ranger
04-07-11, 11:05 PM
Hey, what can I tell ya. People want to know how fast their dogs can run. I tell them and they pay me for it.

gdwriter
04-07-11, 11:10 PM
I don't know how fast he is, but mine can spell.

ThumperPup
04-07-11, 11:11 PM
anyone want to pay me to find out how fast Ranger and slid i mean run ?
we can tie a leash to him then to the tow hook so he does not damage part of the car then just drive off perhaps

oh wait that would not work out so well
any other ideas ?

JimmyH
04-07-11, 11:13 PM
Hey, what can I tell ya. People want to know how fast their dogs can run. I tell them and they pay me for it.

will your k9 dyno work for kids? does the software compensate for organisms having only two legs? i am anxious to find out how fast my two maniacs can run before I enroll them in the romper room olympics.

jordan00escalade
04-07-11, 11:17 PM
It's okay to eat fish, cause they don't have any feelings.. hehe *mumblin* somethin in the way hehe @ ranger

Ranger
04-07-11, 11:21 PM
Actually I'm working on a new doggy dyno Jim, that should work on kids. It's a souped up tread mill. The dogs weight triggers a speedo and I speed it up. When the dog shoots off the back, the lack of weight stops the speedo and we read his top speed. Don't loose as many dogs this way. If we break a few hips we'll pad the wall behind it. I guess it would work for kids too.

jordan00escalade
04-07-11, 11:21 PM
I think DRAG RACING dogs sounds kinda bad, after watching national lampoons vacation... time to troll up a thread about "ordering the correct replacement HIDs"

I~LUV~Caddys8792
04-08-11, 12:23 AM
Ranger, does your doggy dyno work on spiders? Can it calculate for the eight legs? I've got a bird-eating tarantula that I think will outrun my neighbor's ocelot.

ThumperPup
04-08-11, 12:31 AM
phoning the ASPCA as i type LOL

Stingroo
04-08-11, 07:40 AM
You know, I've always been interested in breeding centipedes....

I~LUV~Caddys8792
04-08-11, 07:52 AM
Breed a centipede and a cheetah!

Submariner409
04-08-11, 07:55 AM
:helpless: Sure, I drag raced my Dachshund (aka wiener dog). It spanked my Escort. Seriously, you have way too much free time on your hands. :thehand:

Heck, that's nothing - this dog was clocked at 63 mph.

Stingroo
04-08-11, 07:55 AM
Cheetapede!

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/assets_c/2009/01/brilliant-thumb-500x375.jpg

Submariner409
04-08-11, 08:01 AM
What's gray and comes in quarts ?

Stingroo
04-08-11, 08:16 AM
Chinese food?

Submariner409
04-08-11, 08:29 AM
............... an elephant

Sevillian273
04-08-11, 08:36 AM
I shoot chickens out of cannons at airplane windshields.

Submariner409
04-08-11, 08:48 AM
..........but are the chickens thawed ???

Sevillian273
04-08-11, 08:57 AM
We shoot em LIVE. Otherwise we go through too many windshields. We shoot stray cats and dogs during lunch.

Stingroo
04-08-11, 08:59 AM
Help control the pet population, folks.

JimmyH
04-08-11, 10:00 AM
Heck, that's nothing - this dog was clocked at 63 mph.

63?! they must have finally put it on nitrous

ThumperPup
04-08-11, 11:06 AM
your all freaking sick sick i tell you sick

and not just plane nitrous it must have been

Holistic Nitrous formula

Stingroo
04-08-11, 11:39 AM
FYI: I work for a dog food company.

Submariner409
04-08-11, 12:46 PM
FYI: I work for a dog food company.

"They shoot horses, don't they ?"

Stingroo
04-08-11, 02:12 PM
:lol:

I work for Blue Buffalo. It's actually really good stuff - check it out

www.bluebuffalo.com

OffThaHorseCEO
04-08-11, 02:26 PM
FYI: I work for a dog food company.

you mean a chinese restaurant?

OffThaHorseCEO
04-08-11, 02:27 PM
:lol:

I work for Blue Buffalo. It's actually really good stuff - check it out

www.bluebuffalo.com

that dirty girl on the front page will let a dog lick her teeth, nasty

JimmyH
04-08-11, 03:08 PM
Recipe for glue:


http://believerwoman.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/horse.jpg

RippyPartsDept
04-08-11, 04:34 PM
http://www.cooleywire.com/jimmyh/pics/funny/go.gif

i like this one too

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if you're not on a fast internet pipe it may play slowly as it downloads the first time, but then it will play normal speed after it makes its first loop

jayoldschool
04-08-11, 05:24 PM
I can't believe someone rated this more than one star.

JimmyH
04-08-11, 06:02 PM
i bet it was bigjim. he loves this stuff.

billc83
04-08-11, 06:33 PM
I work for Blue Buffalo. It's actually really good stuff

And how would you know?

dkozloski
04-08-11, 07:41 PM
My dog can't run for beans. He's a Corgi and somebody stole his legs right at the knees.

thebigjimsho
04-08-11, 08:34 PM
My dog can't run for beans. He's a Corgi and somebody stole his legs right at the knees.
I love Corgis.

ThumperPup
04-08-11, 09:41 PM
:lol:

I work for Blue Buffalo. It's actually really good stuff - check it out

www.bluebuffalo.com

oh snap Lady Eat's Blue all the time not cheap stuff lol

she likes the Fish and Sweet Patotes

but i think her favorit is the wilderness

can you hook me up with some cupons they are like imposible to find atleast any good ones

My friend from higschool is the Vice President of Nutro
so he always sends me stuff in the mail a few times a year think like 5 dollars of 15 pound bag or more the ones that are not easy to find
but im not really fond of Nutro only nutro ultra and thats only if i can't get Blue

ThumperPup
04-08-11, 09:43 PM
Someone tried to give me money to take her shitzu today i asked is she that bad she said no just to much darn high maintnace she already has 2 kids and cant stand the dog lol

dkozloski
04-08-11, 10:00 PM
PM me your address and I'll mail him to you. My wife is ready to kill him and me both because he can't keep his mouth shut.

Stingroo
04-08-11, 10:08 PM
oh snap Lady Eat's Blue all the time not cheap stuff lol

she likes the Fish and Sweet Patotes

but i think her favorit is the wilderness

can you hook me up with some cupons they are like imposible to find atleast any good ones

My friend from higschool is the Vice President of Nutro
so he always sends me stuff in the mail a few times a year think like 5 dollars of 15 pound bag or more the ones that are not easy to find
but im not really fond of Nutro only nutro ultra and thats only if i can't get Blue

I caution against feeding Wilderness to most people. It's got really REALLY high protein levels (some as much as 36% DV per cup) so if your dog isn't exceptionally active, stay away to avoid urinary tract problems later in life. Otherwise, the Fish and Sweet Potato is great. :thumbsup:

Coupons are hard to come by from us too. Sign up to the mailing list, that's about all we have right now. Our promotional budget got cut. Also if you have a PetSmart, sign up for a PetPerks card ASAP - they run great sales. For non-sale food, shop at Pet Supermarket and get a VIP card (after 10 bags, you get one free). They also run good sales with us sometimes. Stay away from Petco no matter what. They always price it $4-5 higher than everywhere else, and their "sales" only get you down to regular price from everywhere else.

ThumperPup
04-08-11, 10:16 PM
PM me your address and I'll mail him to you. My wife is ready to kill him and me both because he can't keep his mouth shut.

will you atleast cut some holes in the box before you send him lol

ThumperPup
04-08-11, 10:20 PM
I caution against feeding Wilderness to most people. It's got really REALLY high protein levels (some as much as 36% DV per cup) so if your dog isn't exceptionally active, stay away to avoid urinary tract problems later in life. Otherwise, the Fish and Sweet Potato is great. :thumbsup:

Coupons are hard to come by from us too. Sign up to the mailing list, that's about all we have right now. Our promotional budget got cut. Also if you have a PetSmart, sign up for a PetPerks card ASAP - they run great sales. For non-sale food, shop at Pet Supermarket and get a VIP card (after 10 bags, you get one free). They also run good sales with us sometimes.

All the pet surpermarkets in NE Ohio closed down 2 years ago i think

Have pet perks for petsmart but never get anything from them atleast nothing any good

Petco has the Buy 10 get one free but they expire after 12 months so 12 months from that 1 bag it will expire and start again 1 bag less

lady wont eat 12 bags in one year she goes threw 1 bag every 2 months usualy of the biggger bags

she is very active she runs all the time in the summer shes at bow wow beach its a beach that is just for dogs here in NE Ohio
and she also is a member of the beagle club and they run constantly

How ever petco will match the price of any other store on there food if you can show that its what it is the price

Stingroo
04-08-11, 10:25 PM
Yeah, all of the chains will do that. Pet Supermarket's thing is more flexible, it's 10 bags in 14 months for a free one. I like those stores (but I hate working there because it's slow)

Submariner409
04-08-11, 10:44 PM
We (4 families) shoot deer, raccoon, duck, goose, and squirrels - skin 'em out and butcher the carcasses for food (human). The fat strips and leftovers get cooked down and fed to the dogs and cats. Ever had squirrel/coon chili made with Penzey's Bold chili spice mix ? Hah! You haven't lived............

ThumperPup
04-08-11, 10:47 PM
We (4 families) shoot deer, raccoon, duck, goose, and squirrels - skin 'em out and butcher the carcasses for food (human). The fat strips and leftovers get cooked down and fed to the dogs and cats. Ever had squirrel/coon chili made with Penzey's Bold chili spice mix ? Hah! You haven't lived............

that actualy sounds good i would eat it just to ttry it out
how ever i have a rule i will never feed any wilde food Animals Venison
to any animal i have

It will get them used to and enjoying the blood and taste and they can go wild them selves get used to it can make them mean and try to bite and just go for the blood not only on animals but humans also
so i wouldnt feed any of that to my dogs