: Drunk driver with boobs jumps out of moving car, slams into tree at 30mph



Jesda
03-29-11, 07:28 PM
http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?5200741-Bismarck-woman-charged-for-jumping-out-of-moving-vehicle-she-was-driving/page2

http://ca.jalopnik.com/5767056/this-woman-jumped-from-a-moving-car-into-a-tree-to-avoid-police

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HURR DURR

OffThaHorseCEO
03-29-11, 07:35 PM
with boobs is right

Jesda
03-29-11, 07:39 PM
Those are also her brains.

OffThaHorseCEO
03-29-11, 07:44 PM
id like to pick her brain then

ben.gators
03-29-11, 07:46 PM
Nice! :D

orconn
03-29-11, 07:48 PM
Hmm, little girl what big brains you have!!

Jesda
03-29-11, 07:59 PM
I'd also like to note that 90% of "gifted" girls who drive drunk and eject themselves at speed own Pontiac Sunfires. True story. See the census.

OffThaHorseCEO
03-29-11, 08:04 PM
85% of girls in this area own pontiac sunfires or the chevrolet cavalier

billc83
03-29-11, 08:05 PM
Bear in mind 73% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-29-11, 10:55 PM
Whenever I see a Sunfire (or Grand Am), I expect to see a 16-25 year old girl behind the wheel. It's not often that my assumption is incorrect.


"Hey sweetie! Wanna ride on my motorboat???" :quagmire:

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-29-11, 11:01 PM
Ahahahahahahaha Buster!!!!!!

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