: Jewel says her Cadillac saved her life.



Jesda
03-12-11, 09:12 PM
http://jesda.com/2011/03/13/jewel-praises-her-cadillacs-airbags-for-saving-her-funbags/


http://jesda.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wpid-jewel_tweet-2011-03-12-19-20.jpg
BOOBS
http://jesda.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wpid-Jewel-Kilcher-2-2011-03-12-19-20.jpg

A county commissioner's fire department vehicle plowed into the side of her SRX. She and her fetus walked away without injuries. She said she's eager to buy another.

Playdrv4me
03-12-11, 09:14 PM
i like clothespins

Jesda
03-12-11, 09:20 PM
She uses them to pick her teeth.

Stingroo
03-12-11, 09:23 PM
Best. Headline. Evar.

Rolex
03-12-11, 09:36 PM
That's one lucky fetus. :eyebrow:

Destroyer
03-12-11, 09:44 PM
You know, comments like this are stupid. Is it possible her and her fetus survived because she was in a SRX? Yes. Would her and her fetus survived if they were in an Expedition, Suburban, Escalade, Blazer or Explorer or the majority of large/small SUV's on the road? Probably. Just cause she and her fetus ain't dead isn't a reason to buy another SRX. She thinks it is, so it's cool.

Jesda
03-12-11, 09:54 PM
You're reading too much into it. Her SRX did its job. She wants to repeat the positive experience by buying another. She didn't say the SRX is the safest vehicle in the whole world with cherries on top and unicorns in the stable, you whiny ball sack.

Jesda
03-12-11, 10:01 PM
Lets meet up and throw pies at each other

Playdrv4me
03-12-11, 10:03 PM
You know, comments like this are stupid. Is it possible her and her fetus survived because she was in a SRX? Yes. Would her and her fetus survived if they were in an Expedition, Suburban, Escalade, Blazer or Explorer or the majority of large/small SUV's on the road? Probably. Just cause she and her fetus ain't dead isn't a reason to buy another SRX. She thinks it is, so it's cool.

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/d94d155bf1b05cba951ab52b4bcd059c.png

hueterm
03-12-11, 10:06 PM
Lol ^

jordan00escalade
03-12-11, 10:29 PM
lol.. that's what happens when you don't breast feed your kids

thebigjimsho
03-12-11, 11:09 PM
http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/d94d155bf1b05cba951ab52b4bcd059c.pnglolz.

Is it possible a Furd could've prevented death? Sure. Was she driving one? No. And it's a Cadillac without a Northstar, so I wouldn't expect your tampon to be wet on this one...

orconn
03-12-11, 11:57 PM
http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/d94d155bf1b05cba951ab52b4bcd059c.png

Amen!! But doubt it will make any difference!

billc83
03-13-11, 06:43 AM
It's free press for Cadillac. Even if any other SUV probably would have yielded the same outcome.

Will the next Cadillac I pass on the road be blaring "Who Will Save Your Soul?"

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-13-11, 10:56 AM
I wonder what Fiona Apple drives.

maeng9981
03-13-11, 11:49 AM
http://gossipdepartment.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Jewel-car-accident.jpg

Here's one picture.

OffThaHorseCEO
03-13-11, 12:13 PM
holy crap, i didnt expect to see a picture. I thought it was an ad campaign by cadillac. Have celebrities endorse Cadillacs safety by claiming they came out of an accident unscathed.

David Arquette recently got into an accident in his STS, claimed it saved his life.

but the picture proves me wrong

Rolex
03-13-11, 12:32 PM
I wonder what Fiona Apple drives.

Would you like to give her a fetus?

Jesda
03-13-11, 02:38 PM
DAMN. Yeah, that's a serious accident for sure.

hueterm
03-13-11, 03:03 PM
You know, comments like this are stupid. Is it possible her and her fetus survived because she was in a SRX? Yes. Would her and her fetus survived if they were in an Expedition, Suburban, Escalade, Blazer or Explorer or the majority of large/small SUV's on the road? Probably. Just cause she and her fetus ain't dead isn't a reason to buy another SRX. She thinks it is, so it's cool.


Grumpy are we? Constipated, maybe?

:devil:

:shhh:

hueterm
03-13-11, 03:04 PM
holy crap, i didnt expect to see a picture. I thought it was an ad campaign by cadillac. Have celebrities endorse Cadillacs safety by claiming they came out of an accident unscathed.

David Arquette recently got into an accident in his STS, claimed it saved his life.

but the picture proves me wrong


Arquette's STS crash looked pretty bad too...

I guess it's good publicity...better for Cadillac that they weren't killed in them...

OffThaHorseCEO
03-13-11, 03:26 PM
whoa:

http://sflchronicle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/david.jpg
http://cdn.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/arquette_car_crash_m.jpg
http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/david-arquette-car-crash__oPt.jpg

Also, the fact that these stars are driving Cadillacs and not a Mercedes or BMW or Bentley etc etc should help cad's popularity with the sheep who do everything based on what their favorite star is doing

Playdrv4me
03-14-11, 12:13 AM
http://sflchronicle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/david.jpg

I wonder if that's him on the ground der.

ga_etc
03-14-11, 12:15 AM
Damn, those are some rough pics. Chalk 2 up for Cadillac.

Playdrv4me
03-14-11, 12:18 AM
WHOA I just realized you can still see the Jeep Patriot's entire front fascia still attached to the STS's front end in that last pic! Damn that was some hit.

OffThaHorseCEO
03-14-11, 12:28 AM
Yea that was him on the ground. Apparently he was laying there composing himself. After an accident like that i would probably do the same

Not sent from my Dell Streak

jordan00escalade
03-14-11, 01:31 AM
It's no fluke about these people coming out of these accidents with minimal injuries... Caddilac's are very safe vehicles. We wanted a safe vehicle (powerful too) with room to transport the family back and forth on long trips (style too). We bought an Escalade and have been pleased. If it was up to choice I would rather be T-boned in my Deville vs a Accord, Maxima, Tauras (aka Ford 500) something like that. Just saying

Playdrv4me
03-14-11, 02:04 AM
Not sent from my Dell Streak

I'm sure he had a few streaks of his own!

Jesda
03-14-11, 02:10 AM
i lol'd

hueterm
03-14-11, 11:16 AM
I bet "Monica" ate his ass up when he got back to the guest (dog) house...

The Tony Show
03-14-11, 11:27 AM
No mention in the original article about those amazing sweater kittens being unharmed as well.

Shoddy journalism.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-15-11, 07:16 PM
Jeez, I just realized she's got great knockers (natural 36D's). How ever did I pass that up? Shame on me.

OffThaHorseCEO
03-16-11, 05:23 PM
damn, i could tell they looked good, how did you find out they were 36D's?

AlBundy
03-16-11, 06:01 PM
Everyone :hmm:dumping on Destroyer...yea I'm home.:cloud9:

Jesda
03-16-11, 06:26 PM
Destroyer is the guy in the neighborhood who invites people over for barbecues but immediately tells them to get off his lawn.

It wouldn't be the same without him. :)

AlBundy
03-16-11, 06:54 PM
So true, so true.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-16-11, 11:18 PM
damn, i could tell they looked good, how did you find out they were 36D's?


freeones.com (NSFW)

Stingroo
03-16-11, 11:20 PM
Chad is a human boob encyclopedia.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-16-11, 11:24 PM
LOL

Thanks....I think.

orconn
03-16-11, 11:26 PM
I'm glad we have Chad among us to keep track of all this vital information!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-16-11, 11:30 PM
Being a young, single, heterosexual male, it's my right to keep tabs on tits.

thebigjimsho
03-16-11, 11:55 PM
Her bewbs were easily recognizable on her very first video...







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-17-11, 12:22 AM
I really really miss the '90s. The music back then was awesome.

Jesda
03-17-11, 12:55 AM
Its hard to imagine pop music being that mellow and socially relevant.

I'd like a do-over of the decade so I can buy Yahoo and Netscape stock (and sell before 2000).

thebigjimsho
03-17-11, 08:39 PM
And Priceline. And Sun.

ben.gators
03-17-11, 08:52 PM
Google

thebigjimsho
03-17-11, 09:00 PM
Bung!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-18-11, 11:25 PM
Redtube.

thebigjimsho
03-19-11, 02:04 PM
damn.