: An Elephant-Sized Problem...

03-01-11, 06:14 PM
...if you drive a VW Passat. And visit a game reserve to celebrate your birthday. Bull elephants may mistake your Volkswagen for a mate!

Just some quotes...

Elephant has sex with a car

This horny Dumbo mounted a car he mistook for a mate leaving the passengers inside with a jumbo-sized problem.

The randy elephant got on with the tusk and went bumper to bumper with the saloon car before tyring [sic] of the chase and rolling the vehicle on to its back into the bushes.

Irishman John Somer and terrified friend Carina Lowers were driving the Volkswagen Passat through the Pilanesberg Game Reserve in South Africa when they came across the five-ton bull, called Amarula.

John was unable to back up out of a ditch so turned the engine off hoping to avoid Amarula's attention.

But the elephant came straight for them and began rubbing up against the car.

John, who was visiting the reserve to celebrate his 66th birthday, said: "It really did seem to regard the car as a female elephant and was making advances on 'her'.

Thankfully no one was hurt, but the Passat may need counseling. Full Story (including pictures) HERE. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3433645/Elephant-has-sex-with-a-car.html)

03-02-11, 01:53 AM

lol at the comments on that page

"Maybe the elephant wanted a more reliable partner."