: Another Poser spotted....

01-15-11, 04:02 PM
At Sams, saw another black CTS V in the lot. Fender badges looked a little high and the car had some God awful ugly rims with only 5 lugs. Exhaust was duals but about 1" and of course the car was an auto with shitty wood grain.


Wish I had more pics but it was fuggin cold

Dear Toolbag, your missing 2 cylinders on an LS6, some important suspension parts, a T56 and some other odds and ends.

Badgers are much worse than the Autozone stickon crowd. Putting Cobra badges on your 6 banger Mustang wont make it fast and neither will V badges.

This is the 3rd "clone" I have seen in ETown, the first was a charcoal gray (not an available V color) with an Asian chick driving also with 5 lugs and this treat that my wife actually pointed out as we were in the Green Bamboo parking lot with a "what the f*&^ is that?"....


This thing is just a crime against nature

tommy compton
01-15-11, 04:35 PM
Should carry around some window chalk to write "WannaVee" on their windows. Atleast they'll know somebody else knows they're posing.

01-15-11, 05:25 PM
I carry dental floss in my car.

That'd fix him. :sneaky:

01-15-11, 07:20 PM
Give'em a ricer ticket!

01-15-11, 08:08 PM
Maui is the quintessential wanna-v spotter!

You could always write "Nice V" on 2 bananas with a sharpie and jam them in the tailpipes...

I saw a cream cts with v style rims from afar the other day, got closer and it wasn't badged. The rims were 5 lug too. I think a V1 would look good repainted cream/ivory..

01-15-11, 08:30 PM
Does that fake "V" badge make a CTS faster? If so, I'm gonna save the $6800 I was gonna spend on a Maggie and just buy a "supercharged" badge for $10 on eBay!

01-15-11, 11:44 PM
Bose sticker on the back...Hot

01-16-11, 02:45 PM

01-16-11, 05:10 PM
Give'em a ricer ticket!

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01-18-11, 01:30 AM
i guess maybe the base cts can make a sticker that says something along the lines " must suck to have a v8 yet not have the 1/4 mile record for the cts chassis"