: Check out my Craigslist ad. Will it work?



Jesda
01-02-11, 02:44 PM
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/roo/2139811486.html

STAY FREE, BE MY GF & STAY FREE,NO RENT, NO DEPOSIT, (NO CATCH, JUST GIVE & TAKE, 2 BED APT )
Date: 2011-01-02, 10:01AM PST
Reply to: hous-t8u8x-2139811486@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

its just give and take, no catch

i live in berkeley, in a 2 bed apt, alone
if u are having financial problems, here is a deal for you
no catch, its simple deal,
i am a lonely person, just need love, care and touch
please only genuine replies, no spamsters please, i beg, i am tired of spam emails

i am looking for a girl friend, who can live with me, in my apt
free food,
free rent,
free car
free shopping

i am an educated person, well settled, living in a 2 bed apt in berkeley,alone
i am looking for a serious relationship and settling down,
i am indian, asian, a bit heavy, 240 lbs, i am a non smoker and non drinker,


Location: NO CATCH, JUST GIVE & TAKE, 2 BED APT
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests






:histeric: :histeric: :histeric: :histeric: :histeric:

Poor guy. :/ The funny thing is, I bet he'll have some takers.

orconn
01-02-11, 05:17 PM
Sounds like an ideal way for a graduate student to increase her discretionary income. Let's face it she's probably already giving away her services as a teaching assistant or some other way under paid academic schlepp, why not get something tangible for her time and services!

77CDV
01-02-11, 05:23 PM
Gosh, Jesda, I'd no idea you'd moved west!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
01-02-11, 08:08 PM
That sounds a lot like your creeper ex room mate.

Jesda
01-02-11, 08:50 PM
That sounds a lot like your creeper ex room mate.

Ian is my ex-roommate, creepy Tim still lives here :histeric:

Ranger
01-02-11, 10:03 PM
That guy has GOT TO BE a real looser. No it won't work (for long).

thebigjimsho
01-02-11, 11:41 PM
That guy has GOT TO BE a real looser. No it won't work (for long).
I think he's a loser. She would be loose, however...

The-Dullahan
01-02-11, 11:52 PM
BETTER.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bji/1587347039.html

EChas3
01-03-11, 12:43 AM
If it sounds too good to be true...

I've found it impossible to support gun ownership, hunting and private land rights while holding liberal political views (without contracting a multiple personality disorder). Hunting teaches the realities of life and death. Land rights promise that the fruits of one's labor will benefit the laborer, their family and descendants. Such concepts conflict with liberal political views.

She must be a schizophrenic nut job.

But the pint sounds good...

D3l7a3ch0
01-03-11, 02:55 AM
"it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

there goes that

Ranger
01-03-11, 12:38 PM
BETTER.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bji/1587347039.html

:cookoo:

orconn
01-03-11, 12:51 PM
Hey, guys, welcome to the new economy! We've all got to think of new ways to fund our lifestyle!

D3l7a3ch0
01-03-11, 01:03 PM
there's nothing like preparing for a zombie pandemic, to bring a couple together.

you've seen tremors, right? now that was a bond.

...wait. I have a zombie plan. everyone has a zombie plan, right?
don't tell me I'm the only one with a zombie plan.

Stric9
01-03-11, 07:39 PM
"no prior convictions, not subject to any criminal investigations."

I got no chance in hell....LOL