: i found the solution to the "friend zone"



D3l7a3ch0
12-29-10, 02:37 AM
what did you say the V stands for again?

lol the seats have that effect like water to low ground? girls' bottoms have a way of finding their way into them :-D

my motto is "girls don't know"... they don't know it's not the newest model (which I explain to their surprise that the next gen after mine looks like a monster, and the newest gen looks like a spaceship)...

it's priceless when I walk out to where the V is parked and I go "check out my ride!" and I get the "whatever" look... and then I unlock the car with the keyless and get in...

it's black, has leather and suede seats, and it's fast and manual and has a bose system. something about that formula is the magic solution to the friend zone.

I had a brand new '06 Mustang GT and it NEVER had this effect. I have a week left in my Christmas leave and my schedule is packed. This is the first year I have a partner-in-crime lined up for NYE

they're shameless on my facebook omgaaad

perfect
12-29-10, 10:21 AM
Damn, I must be doing something wrong as I only ever get other dudes who want to go for rides in my car.

Houdini
12-29-10, 11:00 AM
I'm embarrassed to have ANYONE in my car right now...damn front end keeps clunking over any bumps. My new sway bar bushings can't get here quick enough LOL.

kevm14
12-29-10, 12:20 PM
I actually felt the same way when mine was clunking. Now it's great!

814V
12-29-10, 01:02 PM
I'm embarrassed to have ANYONE in my car right now...damn front end keeps clunking over any bumps. My new sway bar bushings can't get here quick enough LOL.

+1 on that

lilgCTS-V
12-29-10, 01:25 PM
lol girls love the V, i would be lying if i said the V wasn't responsible for the fun nights :thumbsup:

thebigjimsho
12-29-10, 01:26 PM
Did the OP brag about the Bose system? lulz...

Houdini
12-29-10, 01:55 PM
Hahah don't rag on the awesome BLOWZ system. Actually, it isn't THAT bad... but the Bose system in my aurora sounds better.

heavymetals
12-29-10, 02:15 PM
You are right, the BOSE isn't "that bad", ITS' HORRIBLE.

To the OP, so have you given anybody the "white knuckle" ride yet? :shhh:

D3l7a3ch0
12-29-10, 04:10 PM
I know I'm in like flynn when I hear, "can I drive it?"

lol no, no white knuckle rides. "this has a BOSE system?" is inevitable.
I should stick some PRADA logos on them instead. lol "Prada makes speakers?"

it's a script, (along with limo tint in the back): as I get to the car and unlock the doors I say, "meet me in the back seat!"
she'll go "omg, really/what? HERE?" (lol as long as it's not "NO" I'm ok... she doesn't have a problem with the activity, just the location lol)
and as I disappear into the car, I say "c'mon it's LIMO tint!"
at that point she knows what to expect so I'm like... ten steps ahead of the initial kissing thing and I have permission.

works day or night.

I'll already know it'll work because she gave me the magic indicator: "can i drive it?" but I say nothing and play it cool.
I do not answer when they ask "can I drive it"
...cuz I am so busy thinking about how BADLY I want to turn, laugh and POINT like "HA-HA my car is turning you on!"


//wait, white knuckle rides... I think yes, but I pulled those in a grand marquis

thebigjimsho
12-29-10, 05:45 PM
hmm...

calidave
12-29-10, 06:06 PM
Mount a sub underneath the front passenger seat and take a drive out to the country or something. ;)

Also.. *nobody* drives my V but me (or perhaps another V owner, but I haven't met many of those).

D3l7a3ch0
12-29-10, 08:25 PM
Mount a sub underneath the front passenger seat and take a drive out to the country or something. ;)

Also.. *nobody* drives my V but me (or perhaps another V owner, but I haven't met many of those).

you're the second person to suggest that mod! and if you're anything like the first, I feel like I know you already hahaha

is there room under the seat to accomodate that? LOL that would be so.funny.to try.

absolutely, nobody has been allowed to drive my V with the exception of two of my friends who drive manual cars with higher horsepower/weight ratio cars than the V.

miss girlie girl driving the V is out of the question, but they know what it means to be "the girl who drives his car" so ... it's just an indicator for me.

I don't even joke about "maybe if you..." too busy laughing in my head.

I took this girl out yesterday, she just finished her nursing degree but hasn't taken her NCLEX yet. She got herself through school using several boyfriends, so she's pretty good at guaging income... and I'm too smart for that, so. she's 24 anyway. way too old for me. LOL she took note of the car but didn't say the magic words so I took her to Panda Express, we ate, and I dropped her off. I usually buy lunch cuz it's just not a big deal, but I let her pay for herself :-D

-T-
12-30-10, 02:00 AM
I got one today. I pull up to a chicken place, one of the girls comes out and jut start smiling ear to ear. Takes my order and when she comes back out she asks, can I have your car. I respond with no, you can't have my baby. Her: did you buy it like this? Or did you do something to it? Me: I did some motor work and the exhaust. Her: wow, my brother has a pearl white cts and it doesn't sound anything like this. The exhaust must have been expensive. Me: no, not really, about a grand. It's an LS6 corvette motor, they tend to sound like this. Her: why did you put that in there? Me: cts-v.... Comes with a v8. New ones are supercharged v8's. Look em up. Her: I cant believe you have a corvette engine in your Cadillac. Can I go for a ride? Me: (and this was the hardest part of a frustrating conversation) my wife probably wouldn't go for that.

D3l7a3ch0
12-30-10, 02:58 AM
and how do you know she wouldn't?? :highfive:

I don't want to change a thing, perhaps the muffler delete from the other thread... but other than that, the V is everything I want out of a car... except it doesn't answer my phone. still working on that

and black wheels.

I don't suppose the girls I already know would complain if the V rumbled.

msteno
12-30-10, 11:17 AM
Very few women in my area think this car is sexy. Then again I've only received one complement in my '68 Rally Red Corvette, so I'm not surprised.

Just another in a long line of confirmations that DC is the worst area for meeting women.

Good to hear it works in other areas!

D3l7a3ch0
12-30-10, 05:31 PM
ah. well I stay under 22, and uh... I can't help that--the older girls I know have plans and things for guys like me. not what I'm looking for

can't blame them for playing games but they like to withold their approval. I dunno, all I know is I'm not trying to be the support guy... I'm the fun guy

some women feel threatened by a man who is smart and has a stable life.


THey're hatin'

Lupin
12-31-10, 10:01 AM
I had a night with a girl that might have made a perfect Cadillac commercial. We were riding in the V, and when we got to my place, I go "Wanna see the engine?" and she giggled. I opened the hood, the piston pushed it up with that awesome pneumatic noise, and when it got to the top, she took one look at it, looked at me, and I go "Yup." Then she grabbed me and began making out furiously. The later events would have to be left out of said commercial. That said, there have also been a number of girls who didn't like it. Saying it was "too loud," or even "too fast."

I have let one girl drive my car, but probably only because I have an elaborate scheme to marry said woman and she constantly expresses her love for the car. Also, it was only the third car she had ever driven. Surprisingly, she only stalled it once as I showed her how to operate it.

UnsafeAtAnySpd
12-31-10, 07:05 PM
lol wow... lay off the high school girls...

D3l7a3ch0
01-01-11, 01:17 AM
I'm out with some "high school girls" right now and i'd dare you to call them that

Lol also: why fix something that works

thebigjimsho
01-01-11, 01:52 AM
I don't ever want a woman who wants me because of my car.

D3l7a3ch0
01-01-11, 04:08 AM
I don't care why a woman wants me, as pong as its just for a night

Lupin
01-01-11, 10:26 AM
I don't care why a woman wants me, as pong as its just for a night

Yes, as pong as you're not looking for "Mrs. Right," a car is more than enough reason for a "Mrs. Right Now."

I'm not really into one-night stands myself. In fact in the pong run I'm more interested in pong term relationships.

heavymetals
01-01-11, 12:24 PM
This drifted way OT and I am not gonna wait for the "Mad Mike" post.