: EPIC news story



Rolex
11-03-10, 07:44 PM
http://www.jacksonnewspapers.com/news/x1272825004/Woman-demands-sexual-favors-from-husband-and-his-friend-at-knife-point


According to the complaint, Danny and Watson told Mellinger that Melissa came to the apartment intoxicated, asked each of them to perform a sexual act on her and took off her pants and underwear, which Mellinger observed lying on the floor at her feet.

Danny stated that he declined the invitation, however, Watson agreed he would perform at her request. The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further.

It was at this point Melissa allegedly produced a lock-back folding knife, pointed it at Danny and stated, “somebody is going to [perform a sexual act on me] or I’m going to cut your [expletive] throat.”

Cliff notes: woman demands sexual favors from a man. Man agrees until he gets within 5 feet of naked woman and is overwhelmed by foul vaginal odor. Woman forces man at knife point. :ack:

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Sevillian273
11-03-10, 08:47 PM
That ruined my dinnertime routine. Breakfast tomorrow may also be a no-go.

jedhead
11-03-10, 10:46 PM
I got a call from a friend who was shown the door after he changed his mind when the girl removed her clothes. He was calling me from a gas station phone booth out in the middle of nowhere Minnesota in Feb. He had to walk about a 1/2 mile to get to the phone.

Bob

dkozloski
11-03-10, 10:58 PM
What's the big deal? Once you get past the smell you've got it licked.

Playdrv4me
11-04-10, 12:47 AM
What's the big deal? Once you get past the smell you've got it licked.

:rimshot:

77CDV
11-04-10, 02:07 AM
Leave it to Koz to go straight to the point.

ben.gators
11-04-10, 03:56 AM
What's the big deal? Once you get past the smell you've got it licked.
:histeric:
and a few shots of alcohol even makes it easier... :histeric:

I steel feel sick when I imagine that scene and smell....

CIWS
11-04-10, 08:30 AM
He should have just asked for the Tarter sauce . . .

Jesda
11-04-10, 09:02 AM
I might have chosen death.

The Tony Show
11-04-10, 02:02 PM
This is.....I don't even..........but why would........it.... what???? :bonkers:

orconn
11-04-10, 02:31 PM
OK, after reading the heated discussion over humor in the "Mercedes" thread in this Forum, I have to say that this thread severely threatens the boundaries of "good taste!"

billc83
11-04-10, 07:34 PM
Didn't Pacino do a movie based on this?

Spyder
11-07-10, 11:09 PM
Nobody else keeps bbq sauce around for emergencies?

Destroyer
11-07-10, 11:22 PM
He should have stepped away and came back with a Brillo pad! :histeric:

orconn
11-08-10, 12:17 AM
Nobody else keeps bbq sauce around for emergencies?

Gotta hand it to those Southern boys they'll eat anything with barbeque sauce on it!