: I live with a creepy weirdo.



Jesda
07-14-10, 06:32 AM
Rewind one year:

This creepy-ass kid said something creepy and weird to a friend's girlfriend. I don't even remember what it was anymore, but after getting his ass chewed out, instead of saying "SORRY I WONT DO IT AGAIN" he wrote a creepy four-page apology letter. Its written in the most epic, most disturbingly serial killer way imaginable.

If you can imagine a creepier naladude, this is him. His room is a train wreck, a mess of fast food containers. I found one of his receipts from McDonald's and stuck it to the fridge. He's my mom's best friend's kid, so I can't really discard him unless I pack up and move to another city (considering it).

http://www.q45.org/cpg/albums/userpics/10001/normal_100_5862.jpg
BONUS: Earlier this year he got beat up in a parking lot because he jumped into the wrong car when leaving the store.

We took the sappy letter, put it to music, autotuned the crap out of it, and made this:

BhIUPIp_vzI

I~LUV~Caddys8792
07-14-10, 07:10 AM
LOL! I love the montage of creepy pics in that video.

CIWS
07-14-10, 07:53 AM
Perhaps a Rap video ?

Stingroo
07-14-10, 08:36 AM
LOL I remember when he got beat up for getting into the wrong Cadillac. :histeric:


Your roommate appears to be a bucket of fail.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
07-14-10, 04:44 PM
I've found a video detailing what your roommate does when you're not around.

RQb2m6VJ-eo

ben.gators
07-14-10, 05:14 PM
ha ha ha, I like this part: "I can't really discard him unless I pack up and move to another city (considering it)."

I have a friend (I always decline him as my friend! :D) and I strongly believe he is the most idiot entity in the earth! :D However we usually hang out together and I do not know why?!:hmm: I think despite the fact that your friend is a creepy weird guy you still like spending time with him, else it would not last so far!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
07-14-10, 05:17 PM
I think despite the fact that he is a creepy weird guy you still like spending time with him, else it would not last so far!

It makes us feel better by comparison. Same thing with my friend from the other thread. He used to make all sorts of jokes about killing babies and keeping dead babies in his garage and how he thought 13 year old girls were sexy. Basically, if you brought a girl over to hang out with us back then, you made damn sure he wasn't around. But we kept him around because we felt better by comparison, and he straightened out as the years progressed.

billc83
07-14-10, 08:56 PM
^ That explains why people hang out with me...

Kev
07-14-10, 08:58 PM
Yeah, he looks like a serial killer to me. There haven't been a slew of eviscerated hookers found around your neighborhood have there? :suspect:

I~LUV~Caddys8792
07-14-10, 10:06 PM
Has he ever asked for the keys to your Rally STX?

77CDV
07-14-10, 11:46 PM
He seems like such a polite, quiet young man.....

dkozloski
07-15-10, 03:39 AM
Mediocre Fred


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePoOK1O5FMQ

Rolex
07-15-10, 04:53 PM
It's a matter of time. :hide:



















































Before that kid snaps.

RightTurn
07-15-10, 08:51 PM
Longest. PS. EVAR. :coffee:

RightTurn
07-15-10, 08:52 PM
Oh, and I'm glad this thread wasn't about Newton. :D

The Tony Show
07-15-10, 09:29 PM
Post the text of the letter- that autotune crap makes my head hurt after about ten seconds.

the recluse
07-15-10, 10:08 PM
^^^Agreed.

Jesda
07-16-10, 03:35 AM
No. I'm not typing it out. I'll give you a summary: "I'm creepy I'm sorry etc etc"

Y'all elderly

Jesda
07-16-10, 03:36 AM
I've found a video detailing what your roommate does when you're not around.

RQb2m6VJ-eo

That's awesome. I had no idea that was the same Ted Levine from Monk!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
07-16-10, 07:53 AM
That's awesome. I had no idea that was the same Ted Levine from Monk!

I know what I'm doing for Halloween this year, lol!!

the recluse
07-17-10, 03:48 PM
No. I'm not typing it out. I'll give you a summary: "I'm creepy I'm sorry etc etc"

Y'all elderly

Autotune: The latest fad for the musically inept...

dkozloski
07-17-10, 06:42 PM
Jesda lives with a creepy weirdo and so does the other guy.

Jesda
07-17-10, 07:57 PM
Jesda lives with a creepy weirdo and so does the other guy.

:werd:

Ian lives down the hall.



This is not an exercise in musical expertise. Its a melodramatic parody that uses pop cliches, like Autotune and synthesizers with lots of sheen, to depict the creepiness of my roommate while poking fun at the absurd techniques used in popular music.


Taking into account that this is a Cadillac forum, I'll use Pat Boone next time so the joke is better understood. :)

CTSV_Rob
07-18-10, 02:56 PM
No. I'm not typing it out. I'll give you a summary: "I'm creepy I'm sorry etc etc"

Y'all elderly
scan it.

Jesda
07-18-10, 09:04 PM
It was discarded a year ago. Keeping it would be like keeping used panties!

77CDV
07-19-10, 12:51 AM
^I thought everyone did that....

Jesda
07-19-10, 12:56 AM
^I thought everyone did that....

Only my own.


And on that bombshell *cue Top Gear theme music*

77CDV
07-19-10, 01:04 AM
^Oversharing. :eek:

Aron9000
07-19-10, 01:44 AM
Only my own.


And on that bombshell *cue Top Gear theme music*

Hey, its all good unless you are have bid on/won such an item on ebay . . . .

http://cgi.ebay.com/well-worn-super-absorbant-pompom-balls-athletic-socks-/120594974957?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1c140548ed

CTSV_Rob
07-19-10, 01:54 AM
It was discarded a year ago. Keeping it would be like keeping used panties!
:rofl:

Maybe if those panties were on a woman that weighed 300lbs with a hygiene problem.

ben.gators
07-19-10, 04:12 AM
:ill: Oh boy, this is disgusting!

Sevillian273
07-19-10, 05:51 AM
:lock: