: The new Aztec. Only this time built by Nissan.



ga_etc
02-13-10, 04:32 PM
Okay, it's actually the Nissan Juke. The first thing I thought when I saw it, though, was new Aztec...

http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/suvs/112_1002_2011_nissan_juke_look/index.html

http://image.motortrend.com/f/26852123+w750/2011-nissan-juke-front-three-quarters-static-driver.jpg

greencadillacmatt
02-13-10, 04:41 PM
YouTube- All Nighter III: Juke

I~LUV~Caddys8792
02-13-10, 04:45 PM
WTFH Nissan??? Geesh, I used to really like Nissan....


Still beats a Corolla though! :lol:

V-Eight
02-13-10, 04:54 PM
More like the Nissan Joke...

orconn
02-13-10, 04:58 PM
Is that "juke" as in juke joint. Supposedly "juke" means rowdy, disorderly, unreputable as in juke joint, a place where gambling, prohibition booze, prostitution were available to the black working classes of the South. The car actually looks like its' mother was taking thalidomide during pregnancy. Either that or a 240Z got an Aztek pregnant!

dirt_cheap_fleetwood
02-13-10, 05:17 PM
That looks so f***ing stupid.

gdwriter
02-13-10, 08:05 PM
Either that or a 240Z got an Aztek pregnant!:histeric: :histeric: That is one ugly POS. Other than Mazda, I think the Japanese automakers have lost their minds.

billc83
02-13-10, 08:21 PM
With Toyota's newfound steering issues, you'd think they'd name a car "Juke" before Nissan.

:rimshot:

blue07cts
02-13-10, 08:23 PM
I actually kind of like it.....:hide: And i applaud nissan for being bold, granted it doesn't always turn out for the best, but whats nissan without bold design? toyota with accel's that don't stick?

Jesda
02-13-10, 10:42 PM
Isuzu sneaks back in.

RightTurn
02-13-10, 11:58 PM
It's got "pwned" face. :pwn:

ga_etc
02-14-10, 02:28 AM
Isuzu sneaks back in.

There are actually a couple of Isuzus I like. The VehiCross is cool, but ridiculously priced for a used SUV. And I like the Axiom. The old Impulse RS is intriguing, being turbo and AWD. :D

CadillacCastle
02-14-10, 03:56 AM
It looks like a car on the cartoons on tv. The windshiels is too big for that size ugly POS. The grille and headlight look kind of like a face of sort. The back seat looks like it is right on top of the rear axle. This car is so ugly it will depreciate faster than a used Cadillac. I do not even see a rear door handle.

dirt_cheap_fleetwood
02-14-10, 05:09 AM
I liked the Axiom, but that stupid movie Spy Kids killed it for me.

RightTurn
02-14-10, 01:09 PM
:eek: That is one ugly front end.

http://image.motortrend.com/f/26852138+w750/2011-nissan-juke-front-three-quarters-static-vertical.jpg

V-Eight
02-14-10, 01:52 PM
The front end looks like the retarded sibling of the current Murano

Stingroo
02-14-10, 02:08 PM
^ Hit the nail on the head for me.

93DevilleUSMC
02-14-10, 09:19 PM
The front end brings to mind the face of an ugly, ghey frog who had a major shaving accident with a rusted razor.

70eldo
02-15-10, 06:25 AM
The front end looks like the retarded sibling of the current Murano

That's what I wanted to say: looks like a baby murano!

It looks kinda cool. But my problem with this car is, is that it takes a lot more space than it offers. Considering the class it is riding in...

smashn808
02-15-10, 08:47 PM
It looks confused.

Gristle Boy
02-16-10, 06:46 PM
The Japanese are out of control. :hmm: They should test the mercury levels in their fish.

70eldo
02-17-10, 06:38 AM
The poor Micra was raped by her big, mean brother Murano and spawned a confused kid...

http://www.elitecarmalaga.com/images/coches/nissan_micra.jpg

http://www.auto-illustrierte.ch/fileadmin/ddt/public/PICS/09_08/Nissan_Murano/murano-front.jpg

ejguillot
02-17-10, 09:56 AM
The poor Micra was raped by her big, mean brother Murano and spawned a confused kid...

http://www.elitecarmalaga.com/images/coches/nissan_micra.jpg

http://www.auto-illustrierte.ch/fileadmin/ddt/public/PICS/09_08/Nissan_Murano/murano-front.jpg

LOL!!!! This should be the POTD.

Stingroo
02-17-10, 10:43 AM
:lol::lol: Pretty damn close to true. Even the color looks like that red with some of the metallic pewter mixed in.

Creepy.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
02-17-10, 09:08 PM
I really like Muranos. They've always been a sharp car, whether its in terms of design or how it drives.

orconn
02-18-10, 12:11 AM
I really like Muranos. They've always been a sharp car, whether its in terms of design or how it drives.

Who knew that within a likeable, athletic SUV lurked an incestuous rapist!

Stingroo
02-18-10, 12:57 AM
Err... refer to Tiger Woods (sans incest, of course).

70eldo
02-18-10, 08:59 AM
Didn't Jesda have a Murano once?