: Bad joke of the day...

08-11-04, 03:22 PM
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to
sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.

Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the
chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the
chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his
friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope
the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of
the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid
of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and the
farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began
to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a
moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he
told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out
of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and
out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)

When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks !

08-11-04, 03:29 PM
LOL! Ya but a Trans Am (Saturday night chicky picker-upper) doesn't hurt either.

08-11-04, 03:39 PM
LOL....that's a good one.

08-11-04, 03:41 PM
What got me was the term "hangy-down thing" :histeric:

08-11-04, 05:26 PM
Welcome to Memphis!


Chuck C
08-11-04, 06:29 PM
ha!! great one

08-11-04, 06:52 PM
dear goodness... (insert "helpless" smiley here... they don't seem to be working momentarily)

08-11-04, 07:26 PM
Thats great :deadhorse

08-12-04, 03:38 AM
hahahaha great one(hey, i'm packin like a horse)! I dont get the clock thing and check again later... sry.

the emotion icons arent workin if you click on them but you have to do it the hard way and type in the whatever like : D makes a :D

08-12-04, 11:47 AM
Not sure if the pic I tried to post yesterday was working or not. I'm going to attach it just to be sure.