: The Mighty Ferguson!



Jonas McFeely
11-05-09, 03:00 AM
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BAAAHHWOOSH!

One of my favorite Married with Children moments.

Which also got me thinking...what does everyone read whilst on the can?

I personally will read anything from toothpaste tubes to dog flea shampoo bottles and everything in between. Though i prefer Car and Driver, Automobile, or Outside magazine. :eek: :tard:

Lets hear it.

OffThaHorseCEO
11-05-09, 03:06 AM
jl1rY7IPe6A



BAAAHHWOOSH!

One of my favorite Married with Children moments.

Which also got me thinking...what does everyone read whilst on the can?

I personally will read anything from toothpaste tubes to dog flea shampoo bottles and everything in between. Though i prefer Car and Driver, Automobile, or Outside magazine. :eek: :tard:

Lets hear it.


cadillacforums.com

thats right, ill either take the blackberry or the ipod touch with me haha

take comfort in knowing that some of the posts you read from me may have been typed with a scrunched up face

Jonas McFeely
11-05-09, 04:30 AM
cadillacforums.com

thats right, ill either take the blackberry or the ipod touch with me haha

take comfort in knowing that some of the posts you read from me may have been typed with a scrunched up face

Haha. Yes!

I forgot to mention that i also browse Facebook and Craigslist from my phone whilst on the shitter, too.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
11-05-09, 08:24 AM
I love Married With Children. Certainly one of the finest shows from the 1980s!

When I'm on the can, I'm either reading some sort of car magazine/book/brochure or The Onion.

dkozloski
11-05-09, 11:33 AM
"Married With Children" put Fox Broadcasting on the map. The only other show I watched from that era was "Mr. Bean" with Rowan Atkinson. Painting a room with a bomb in a can of paint and having dog shit on his shoes in church were classics.

the recluse
11-05-09, 08:04 PM
I like to read the toilet paper....it holds much knowledge...

I~LUV~Caddys8792
11-05-09, 08:45 PM
Ed O'Neill is one of my favorite character actors. You guys ever watch that show "Modern Family" on ABC on Wednesday nights? He's in there and still his usual ol' self.

billc83
11-05-09, 08:55 PM
Usually, nothing. Occassionally, I will find the closest auto mag to browse through.

Married With Children was a really funny show.

eldorado99
11-05-09, 10:09 PM
I thought this was going to be about Turd Ferguson--I mean Craig Ferguson.
http://aupamexi.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/craig.jpg

Jonas McFeely
11-05-09, 11:33 PM
I like to read the toilet paper....it holds much knowledge...


You remind of Fred Maxwell.

Hey guys, remember Fred Maxwell? I miss that guy. Kind of.

Jonas McFeely
11-06-09, 07:16 AM
'Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house,
no food was a stirring,
not even a mouse

Stockings were hung,
'round dad's neck like a tie,
along with a note that said "PRESENTS OR DIE"

Children were plotting, all night in their beds,
while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head.
But daddy had money this year in the bank,
then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank.

And all of a sudden, Santa appeared,
a sneer on his face, booze in his beard.
"Santa", I said, as he laughed merrily,
"you do so much for others do something for me".

"Bundy", he said, "you only sell shoes",
"Your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze".
"Ho Ho", Santa said, "should I mention your wife,
her hairs like an A-bomb, her nails like a knife".

As he climbs up the chimney,
that fat piece of dung,
he mooned me two times,
he stuck out his tongue.

And I heard him exclaim,
as he broke wind with glee:
"You're married with children,
you'll never be free".



Best Married with Children quote ever. Psycho Dad, Nudie Bar, and " A fat woman walked into the show store" quotes are a close second.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
11-06-09, 08:19 AM
No ma'am was always good for a laugh too.

LS1Mike
11-06-09, 08:49 AM
"Where the Beer give you gas and the Bundys kick ass" "At the Nudity bar!"
Gotta love it!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
11-14-09, 07:09 PM
Jonas, I saw this the other day and thought you might like to see it:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j313/Chadillac8705/IMG_1122.jpg

Caddyshack100
11-14-09, 09:42 PM
Ah...So many great episodes....Al Sweating Elvis...Peg turning a Fitness Intructor into a Vegtable...Buck the Dog losing his asshair for a wig and who can forget the memorable Sam Kinison Episode at Christmas.