It all started 2 weeks ago. I walked out one day and I saw Cornbread smeared all over my passenger side mirror. I didnt think nothing of it, so I just cleaned it and proceeded about my business. Then like 2 days later, I go to my car and I find a sticky note that says: "Bitch You Umair"
I have no idea what the heck that means, but I have not done anything since, I just took the sticky note its in my car right now, and still havent thought anything of it. I am waiting for a third strike with this kid or whoever it is. The thing about the note is it, looks like it was written by a very young kid, the handwriting is just but Ugly. I might be wrong maybe somneone did it on purpose to write it like that but its very weird.:hmm:

Anyways I just wanted to get this off my chest and share. What would you guys do about this situation, I do not feel like my life is in danger or anything.

remember to keep your friends close and your enemies even closer...

Catch them in the act and kill them. It's the only way to prevent it from happening again. Then spread the word that you once killed a man for fvcking with your car. No one will mess with it ever again. True story

Catch them in the act and kill them. It's the only way to prevent it from happening again. Then spread the word that you once killed a man for fvcking with your car. No one will mess with it ever again. True story

LOL, I think that would make me end up in Jail haha. :crying:

I am thinking of tasering the shit out of them only problem is. The police tazers only immobolize the person for 15 seconds. I would need to tazer them like 50 times before the cops arrive. I need something that will immobolize them for an hour at least.

Bosnian...where are you located?

Bosnian...where are you located?

In the great USA.:cool2:

Cornbread? That's... interesting, haha. That's one of the most interesting things I've heard done to a car as a prank. I wonder what "Umair" means. Maybe he was trying to write something else, can you take a picture of the note? At least for a laugh, haha.

Also, If it's a kid and he's not really presenting any threat, I wouldn't recommend using any force against him, but if you are looking for a good way to incapacitate someone... http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/AMM831-5.html a beanbag to the rib cage will have a large man on the ground, unable to catch his breath for quite some time, plus he won't think about escaping before the police arrive as long as you're nearby, as he knows you probably have more beanbags in store for him.

I think you should call the police and fill out a report, maybe someone else in your neighborhood is having the same problem and reported it so the police may find a link. I did a google search and there is a site, umair.wordpress.com, maybe something there will give you a clue. There was an India/Pakistan match that is mentioned on the site as well.

Who knows why these cowards sneak around in the night but I'd get a paper trail going with the police in case there is an altercation in the future.

file a report, i had my tire slashed and brake line cut... it started off with them stealing my valve caps...

Sorry for your troubles. As Confucius once say: When you get lemons, make lemonade.

You and Ghettomike need to get together and have a bake sale. (He had chocolate cake or something on his car.)

i got egged last night, figured it was a bad idea to leave my car at the end of the drive way but got home late and didnt feel like switching all the cars around in my driveway... wasn't too bad though; the egg clipped my right headlight, so most of the egg hit the tail-gate of our truck and the rear bumper of my brothers car... still pissed me off though, who throws an egg at a caddy when there is a perfectly good pos corolla parked at the side of the road across the street

You should hide in the trunk with a loaded Glock 45.

file a report, i had my tire slashed and brake line cut... it started off with them stealing my valve caps...

Oh shit dude, that sucks.

Catch them in the act and kill them. It's the only way to prevent it from happening again. Then spread the word that you once killed a man for fvcking with your car. No one will mess with it ever again. True story

Hahha

You should hide in the trunk with a loaded Glock 45.

Father and son tried that in DC area a few years ago. One is to be put to sleep. They used some high powered rifles.


(I know you are just joking.)

:yeah: i thought about that also when i read that comment about hiding in the trunk :histeric:

Ah, the "Cornbread Incident '09". :lol: That's a new one. I've never been "cornbreaded" before.

Both of these happen in the same place?
Workplace? School? Public parking lot? Home/apartment lot?

Just park your car near a camera & let security know. Inform Security/Public Safety/whoever of the events & ask them to keep an eye out. If you see someone doing something to your car, I'm sure you'll know what to do.

You should hide in the trunk with a loaded Glock 45.

ah yes, nothin better than hiding in the trunk with your glock and colt http://guns4u.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/45gap8le.jpg

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/06/hardees_badthings/image/colt_45.jpg

though i think somewhere between bottle 2 and 3 things might take a turn for the worse and you end up shooting your own drunken face off

After the corn bread comes the black eyed peas and ham hocks. It's called the soul food smackdown. The finale is the chittlins and turnip greens.

Father and son tried that in DC area a few years ago. One is to be put to sleep. They used some high powered rifles.


(I know you are just joking.)

I would just use "dog repalant" and zip ties then wait for cops. Its not illegal to place a citizens arrest and dog repeal is 100% legal when used in a defencive method. Also, if you were in your truck and had a bat and used it out of natural reaction of fear, that is legal because you may have had it with you because you just got it back from your friend that borrowed it..it was not intended to be used as a weapon, it just happened out of self defence.

Here is a picture of it, a Minor correction, it was not Umair, but Umar. Regardless very weird non the less.
The hate I get, for having this car is truly amazing. Do these people not realize, notes left on my car like this only motivate me to work harder and achieve bigger success they can ever dream of.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7918/dsc00615qa.th.jpg (http://img25.imageshack.us/i/dsc00615qa.jpg/)

Here is a picture of it, a Minor correction, it was not Umair, but Umar. Regardless very weird non the less.
The hate I get, for having this car is truly amazing. Do these people not realize, notes left on my car like this only motivate me to work harder and achieve bigger success they can ever dream of.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7918/dsc00615qa.th.jpg (http://img25.imageshack.us/i/dsc00615qa.jpg/)

is your name umar?

are you in a house or appartment/condo?
i just put 2 IR night vision camera's on my house and 1 is going in across the street aimed right at my house then i have 1 spare port so i may put one in the backyard.
it starts with small things...but gets bigger fast...

is your name umar?

are you in a house or appartment/condo?
i just put 2 IR night vision camera's on my house and 1 is going in across the street aimed right at my house then i have 1 spare port so i may put one in the backyard.
it starts with small things...but gets bigger fast...

No My name is not Umar.
Its an APT/Condo, I am sure, this would have happened regardless whether it was a house or an APT.

No My name is not Umar.
Its an APT/Condo, I am sure, this would have happened regardless whether it was a house or an APT.

if you google Umar its actually a name...so maybe whoever is doing this thinks its someone elses car...? you may want to find out who it is and somehow let them know its yours and not someone elses....but then again...that wont be easy.

"Bitch you, Umar." Yeah, that makes plenty of sense. :cookoo:

"Bitch you, Umar." Yeah, that makes plenty of sense. :cookoo:

i didnt say they have above gr 3 english comprehension skills... or printing legibility lol
thats just a guess... unless the guy that did its name is Umar??

any other guesses of a meaning of this note?

justy gonna guess but it looks like its written by a righty using their left hand. hahaha

Well, here are a few methods from the most to least bitchiest way to fix this problem...

1. Get one of those cheap surveillance cameras (runs around $100), put it in your house and have it point at your car. You'll know what that person looks like, and if he/she drove to get to your car, you'll know what car to report/vandalize in return.

2. Don't cut your lawn for a while, park your car on the grass, put four bear traps, each next to one tire... Wait for screams.

3. Write some words on a big piece of paper, stick it in the middle of your yard, use a fishing string as a trip wire and put it in between the note and the edge your lawn. Put some horse manure, dog poop, or whatever type of shit you can get your hands on (not literally) in between the note and the wire... Wait for screams.

4. Get a paintball gun and camp near attic window. Wait for the right time to strike.


On a more serious note... There's really no way to deal with this unless you catch this person in person or on camera. If you can't stare at your car 24 - 7 then get a surveillance camera.

Also, if you were in your truck and had a bat and used it out of natural reaction of fear, that is legal because you may have had it with you because you just got it back from your friend that borrowed it..it was not intended to be used as a weapon, it just happened out of self defence.


Just toss a baseball mitt and a ball in the trunk and there is nothing illegal about it. That is what I do and if the need ever arises for a shot to the dome from my slugger, it can't be construed as aggrevated assualt with a deadly weapon, but rather a dude protecting himself by what ever means neccessary.

The only problem is getting it out in time!!!

I keep a basbeball bat in my backseat most of the time. I have been pulled over a couple times with it and they just ask why I have it and I say I go to the batting cage a lot. They don't believe me but I really don't care and they don't ever say anything else.

Just wait with a baseball bat and a gun. Baseball bat to deter them, gun in case something goes horribly wrong.

I like the way he dots his "i's." Cute little circle.

I like the way he dots his "i's." Cute little circle.

My thoughts exactly LOL.

Well no one has been messing with my car since the sticky note. HMM.
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