: Shop Wal-Mart before you die.



CIWS
10-29-09, 01:26 PM
Bet you didn't know Wal-Mart sold these (I didn't)

http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_constraint=0&ic=48_0&search_query=casket&Find.x=0&Find.y=0&Find=Find

77CDV
10-29-09, 02:21 PM
Well, surprise, surprise, Walmart sells something that isn't made in China!

ga_etc
10-29-09, 02:57 PM
Nothin says Rest In Peace like a $900 casket from Wally World...

Rolex
10-29-09, 03:21 PM
I hope not to nee one of those for awhile. Actually I think I'd rather just donate any parts that are worth being recycled and then have the left overs burned down to ashes.

Gristle Boy
10-29-09, 03:29 PM
+ 1. But my parts are pretty much worthless!
:alchi:+ :band:+:cheers:+:burp: +:party:=:aj:

EcSTSatic
10-29-09, 03:55 PM
The makings of another cash for clunkers program

Kick94sts
10-29-09, 03:57 PM
I'd rather be buried in a plywood box, lol.

nickc50310
10-29-09, 04:01 PM
I dont understand the point of being buried in a casket that costs like $2000. I told my GF they can just bury me in a pine box and spend the $2000 on themselves. For some reason she gave me a funny look...... :D

orconn
10-29-09, 04:30 PM
Gee, do I have to shop a Walmart before I die? Metal cans are for sardines!

RightTurn
10-29-09, 06:14 PM
Cleanup on aisle 5. :coffee:

bierman.d
10-29-09, 11:17 PM
I love Walmart.
I want to be cremated though.. any idea when they'll incorporate in-store crematories?

Aron9000
10-30-09, 12:09 AM
I want my corpse to rot in a shallow grave at the body farm for a few years. When they finally extract my body and study it, they'll put small pieces of it into different boxes to be stored perpetually in the basement of the Anthropology building at the University of Tennessee, aka like Raiders of the Lost Ark.

00 Deville
10-30-09, 12:17 AM
I'm building my own...

53449

Stingroo
10-30-09, 12:25 AM
I want my corpse to rot in a shallow grave at the body farm for a few years. When they finally extract my body and study it, they'll put small pieces of it into different boxes to be stored perpetually in the basement of the Anthropology building at the University of Tennessee, aka like Raiders of the Lost Ark.

My Anatomy teacher in high school worked there. lol His name is Michael Sartin.

dkozloski
10-30-09, 01:58 AM
I'm thinking of a nice cardboard number.

blue07cts
10-30-09, 09:33 AM
I can see the walmart of the future. Birthing center's in the front next to the hair styling places and caskets in the back next to the morgue, I can hear it now, "MR smith, your car is ready in the tire and lube express and your wife is ready in the morgue"......