View Full Version : a thought about SELF HAIRCUTS....


Rolex
08-13-09, 09:38 PM
If you're going to break out the clippers and tackle the chore of cutting your own hair, you probably shouldn't do so after drinking a couple beers. :alchi: I started with the best of intentions, but now I think I look like Travis Bickle.

That is all. :banghead:

hueterm
08-13-09, 10:34 PM
If you're going to break out the clippers and tackle the chore of cutting your own hair, you probably shouldn't do so after drinking a couple beers. :alchi: I started with the best of intentions, but now I think I look like Travis Bickle.

That is all. :banghead:


:postpics:

Rolex
08-13-09, 10:41 PM
iPhoto Booth FTW:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/rolex/Photo78-1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/rolex/Photo76.jpg

I was tempted to try a mohawk. :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/rolex/2007_12_31mrt.jpg

hueterm
08-13-09, 10:46 PM
:holycrap:

Rolex
08-13-09, 10:48 PM
I guess it could be worse. Ah well....:alchi:

eta: you're no help Mike :p

hueterm
08-13-09, 10:52 PM
At least it's even on both sides! It's just REALLY short :-)

The Tony Show
08-13-09, 10:58 PM
Haha- how timely.

I woke up the other morning and was VERY groggy, and decided it was time to trim my hair (I normally buzz my head with a #1 clipper). In my partially asleep state, I failed to notice that the guard was not installed and took a big stripe clean off the middle of my head. At that point, I had no option but to do the rest of it to match.

Funny that this should happen to both of us nearly simultaneously.

Boombotz
08-13-09, 11:11 PM
Rolex this is the first thing that came to my mind when I saw your haircut pic.

The older brother Chet from Weird Science,

http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/chet-from-weird-science-bill-paxton.jpg

hueterm
08-13-09, 11:11 PM
ROFL -- Sorry C

Gary Wells
08-13-09, 11:23 PM
A couple of bottles, huh? Stay away from the hard stuff.

inurok
08-13-09, 11:26 PM
meh looks okay to me?

gary88
08-14-09, 12:17 AM
This is why I let the attractive women of Hair Cuttery cut my hair :alchi:

orconn
08-14-09, 01:01 AM
Oh well, your patients shouldn't they'll be asleep shortly and any way you'll be wearing a surgical mask so they won't recognise your in public!

dirt_cheap_fleetwood
08-14-09, 01:16 AM
This is why I let the attractive women of Hair Cuttery cut my hair :alchi:

I at least spring for Sport Clips (I only get my hair cut when I have a coupon). :)

Rolex, it doesn't look too bad except for the giant tuft up front.

hueterm
08-14-09, 10:13 AM
The little tuft looks good from the side, kind of like the metrocrew :-0

From the front, though, it looks like the battery might have run out on the clippers :-p

All in all, though -- you did better than I could have done -- sober or not.

Florian
08-14-09, 11:12 AM
nice mug, Rollley...hoo fah!

Chad to the white courtesy phone...stat.


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Rolex
08-14-09, 11:55 AM
Completely sober today. I have a bald spot on the back of my head where igot a little deep with the clippers. Ah well, at least my hair grows fast. It willgrow back an be ready for a cut in a week. Maybe next time I'll do a couple shots before buzzing my own head, just to see how it comes out. Actually this isn't much worse then the buzz my old presbyopic barber gave to me a couple weeks ago. :)

EcSTSatic
08-14-09, 12:11 PM
If you get too close...

http://www.product-reviews.net/wp-content/userimages/2008/01/spray-on-hair-color.jpg

Rolex
08-14-09, 02:07 PM
If you get too close...

http://www.product-reviews.net/wp-content/userimages/2008/01/spray-on-hair-color.jpg

LAWLZ

Link please?!? :)

Kev
08-14-09, 04:18 PM
High n tight! :thumbsup:

I don't see a problem? :rolleyes:

ewill3rd
08-14-09, 05:49 PM
Hair Cuttery for me too... nice little girl named Mai. Shampoo and everything for $16.
Seems like I should get a discount for going bald but....
:(

Rolex
08-14-09, 06:23 PM
Hair Cuttery for me too... nice little girl named Mai. Shampoo and everything for $16.
Seems like I should get a discount for going bald but....
:(


Does that include the happy finish? :sneaky:

ewill3rd
08-14-09, 07:58 PM
Easy now.... I know she is Vietnamese but no "happy ending".
She is very sweet.
The "everything" is a nice scalp massage... so relax.
I am going to stop there... :lol:
I actually plan to go see her Sunday, I'm getting a little shaggy.

c5 rv
08-14-09, 08:38 PM
Your hair is covered at work, right? I'm sure no one is going to notice.

Rolex
08-14-09, 08:52 PM
I trimmed the little gay thing up front this afternoon.....after having a beer. Off to play poker. :)

ewill3rd
08-14-09, 09:58 PM
I hate hats, I only wear them when I am out in the sun so my scalp doesn't get scalded.
I do tear my scalp open now and then on this one lift I use because it is like 3 inches lower than the one I normally use and sometimes I forget.... DOH!

Someone is trying to start rumors that OSHA wants us to wear hardhats.... I hope not.

Sevillian273
08-14-09, 10:10 PM
Hard hats suck especially in the heat.... Sometimes I have to wear one just to be allowed to set foot in some places. You hit your head on EVERYTHING while wearing them because they make your head 3 inches taller.. :bump:

Ranger
08-14-09, 10:23 PM
Hair Cuttery for me too... nice little girl named Mai. Shampoo and everything for $16.
Seems like I should get a discount for going bald but....
:(

Easy now.... I know she is Vietnamese but no "happy ending".
Hmm. though I might know her, but did the math and she'd have to be about 53 by now. My how time flies.

Spyder
08-16-09, 03:11 PM
HAHAH!!!!!!!!!! I mohawked myself a while back. Raised something like two grand for the Rubicon Trail Foundation though. I was the first of a string of a few folks getting hair cut for fund raising...turned out to be a helluva good drunken jaeger filled time!

ewill3rd
08-16-09, 06:19 PM
I went to see Mai today... she's doing well but business is slow.
Maybe some of you drunk guys should go see her to have her fix you do?

Rodya234
08-16-09, 06:45 PM
My mom does my haircuts when I just need to make sure it doesn't look unruly, or to keep my professional cut in check.

When I need a really sharp looking cut, I have friends who are barbers. Its the best way to save on a cut. :D

inurok
08-16-09, 09:17 PM
My mom does my haircuts when I just need to make sure it doesn't look unruly, or to keep my professional cut in check.

When I need a really sharp looking cut, I have friends who are barbers. Its the best way to save on a cut. :D


Aww...your mommy cuts your hair for you how sweet lol:lildevil::halo:



You know I am just messing with ya...

Kev
08-16-09, 09:42 PM
Aww...your mommy cuts your hair for you how sweet lol:lildevil::halo:



You know I am just messing with ya...Awe, ya bid meanie! :D

My wife cuts mine, just finished too. She leaves me a little up top to come.

ewill3rd
08-17-09, 08:08 AM
My wife used to cut my hair but...

I cut my sons' hair.
I try to get my wife to let me pay Mai to do it but she insists I do a better job.
Okay by me except I am usually pretty busy and have you ever tried to get a 2 year old to sit still for a haircut :lol:

EcSTSatic
08-17-09, 10:41 AM
To save money I use to go to the barber college for a haircut when I was in school. You never knew how you were going to come out!

Destroyer
08-18-09, 12:49 AM
Rolex this is the first thing that came to my mind when I saw your haircut pic.

The older brother Chet from Weird Science,

http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/chet-from-weird-science-bill-paxton.jpgHoly Chit that's hysterical!:histeric: