: Goodbye, everyone.



Jesda
05-22-09, 08:18 PM
I bought tilapia for half price. What could possibly go wrong?

http://www.q45.org/cpg/albums/userpics/10001/normal_DCP_3964.JPG
Ingredients: Tilapia, Carbon Monoxide LOL.

http://www.q45.org/cpg/albums/userpics/10001/normal_DCP_3966.JPG

China's finest! Oven is pre-heating. Fish are thawing. See you all in heaven, except the few of you going to hell.

Gristle Boy
05-22-09, 08:28 PM
What? No lead?????
Death awaits! Agonizing, writhing, feces spraying :ack: death!

Jesda
05-22-09, 08:37 PM
*plugs in webcam*

orconn
05-22-09, 08:50 PM
Please do not feed any of this fish to Newton!

c5 rv
05-22-09, 11:03 PM
Um, the instructions say to remove the fish from the vacuum wrap and then place them in water.

gary88
05-22-09, 11:05 PM
Dibs on the Crossfire.

RightTurn
05-22-09, 11:10 PM
O teh suspenz. :ohnoes:

creeker
05-22-09, 11:46 PM
Farm raised in China,pretty scary.

DILLIGAF
05-22-09, 11:49 PM
Yummy fish,no mercury listed wtf?Might be flavorless?

Submariner409
05-23-09, 12:36 AM
Beer batter with a tad of cornmeal. Dredge fish in cornstarch. Dredge in batter. Deep fry golden brown. Strain cool oil through cheesecloth to use again......Next time, use Louisiana farm-raised catfish fillets cut in 1 1/2" strips.

3 tbsp mayo, 2 tsp sweet pickle relish, 4 drops yellow mustard, salt pepper, 1/2 tsp lime juice. Maybe a drop of Worcestershire. Stir gently, let sit and marry while frying the fish. Awesome Tartar Sauce.

A bottle of Rene' Barbier Mediterranean White. (classed as "Spaghetti Wine"- the red is also good - SE Spain.)

Mr 5.19.
05-23-09, 12:47 AM
When is the show starting?! :cheers:

slk230mb
05-23-09, 10:12 AM
Jesda, Are you still alive?

CIWS
05-23-09, 10:22 AM
There's something fishy about this thread.

http://www.ciws.net/anigif/fishslappingdance.gif

Jesda
05-23-09, 04:26 PM
Greetings from heaven! I was pretty damn sure I was going to hell but apparently no one cares if you kill a hooker or two.

orconn
05-23-09, 05:18 PM
Look around, are there any Crossfire in sight? If yes, you may not be in Heaven! Same goes if you see any Jaguars or Mercedes!

Rolex
05-23-09, 05:18 PM
Newton may feed on your rotting corpse. :ack:

gdwriter
05-23-09, 06:29 PM
Nice! Even Heaven has Internet access. But are the porn Web sites blocked?

dirt_cheap_fleetwood
05-23-09, 11:30 PM
Nice! Even Heaven has Internet access. But are the porn Web sites blocked?

Jeez Gary, alcohol and porn. We know where you is goin! :D

gdwriter
05-24-09, 04:39 AM
Jeez Gary, alcohol and porn. We know where you is goin! :DBooze is my vice; porn is one of Jesda's many.

Jesda
05-24-09, 05:30 AM
If you're reading this, Sasha Grey, please return my calls.

Boombotz
05-24-09, 06:02 AM
I like how carbon monoxide is listed as one of the ingredients.

Jesda
05-24-09, 06:12 AM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/02/19/AR2006021901101.html

Found this long article. Apparently the level of CO is harmless, but it could deceptively make older meat look fresher. I like when meat gets a little brown at the grocery store. They're forced to discount it by 25% despite it being perfectly fresh and good.

Submariner409
05-24-09, 11:11 AM
Don't supermarkets use something like a baking soda or bicarbonate spritz to keep the top side of packaged meat red/pink ??? Heard something like that somewhere...

MauiV
05-24-09, 12:54 PM
Porn is proof God loves us, it must be Heaven!!!!!!!

Spyder
05-26-09, 12:30 AM
Porn and liquor make the world a better place. Now for some mayonaise.

themadwacker1
05-26-09, 02:48 AM
Porn is proof God loves us, it must be Heaven!!!!!!!

GOING DOWN:preach: