: Monkey & Lizard smoking a doobie



firstimecaddi
05-08-09, 01:18 PM
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a doobie when a lizard walks

past, looks up and says to the monkey, 'Wha gwaan?'

The monkey says, 'Yu wan some?'

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they burn the

herb.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to

get a drink from the river. The lizard climbs down the tree, goes to the

river and leans over to get his drink.. Well, the lizard is so high that

he leans too far over, and falls into the river.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard, helping him to the

side, then asks, 'What's the matter with you?'

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree

smoking a doobie with a monkey and got too stoned, which caused him to

fall into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he's got to check this monkey out and walks off,

where he finds the tree and the monkey is still sitting and puffing on

his joint. He looks up and says 'Hey you!'

The Monkey looks down and says,

'A wah de Bloodclaat dis?......Ah how

much water you drink?'..... :)

Gristle Boy
05-08-09, 08:04 PM
lulz

AlBundy
05-08-09, 10:28 PM
:postpics:

Spyder
05-11-09, 03:43 AM
Way too long. Fail.