: Funny Story about a Boy and his new Toy



cjwolverine
03-24-09, 09:26 PM
I haven't been on the forum much, because I've been out enjoying my new V. I thought some of you may appreciate this story....

My wife was upstairs in the boy's bathroom doing the night time routine bathing, brushing teeth etc. (we have 3 boys 9, 5, and 3 years old). I made an excuse to run an errand and take my new V for a ride. When I got back she said she could "feel" the floor vibrating beneath her when I started the car in the garage which is partially below the bathroom.

I say, " oh really?" and retreat to the kids' bathroom with my remote starter in hand. I sit on the crapper and start her up from above. She was right, the toilet is vibrating from the car running beneath me. I let out a little "hea, hea, he, he," giggle like a little kid playing a prank on someone. She hears me and yells from down in the kitchen while she laughs at me, "you're such an idiot! Like your new toy huh?"

Yes I do, yes I do like it.

I know you'll ask- Thunder Grey, auto, roof, nav, wheels, seats, every option except the engine block heater. I'll add the rear diff cooler later when track time comes.

Chris

Fubar75207
03-24-09, 09:42 PM
Engine block heater... that's my missing button!!! I was wondering what I forgot to order.

Don't let your wife get a hold of the keys... you may never get her off the toilet seat.

Good story btw.

vperl
03-24-09, 09:45 PM
Vibrating toilet, crap mine is gunna be in an unattached garage....
Well maybe the building will vibrate......

neuronbob
03-24-09, 10:27 PM
LOL, great story! I've been parking mine outside and I can hear my car from well inside my house, where my RL was so quiet I couldn't tell it even existed until I stepped into it. What a beast this car is!

vixapphire
03-24-09, 10:52 PM
Vibrating toilet, crap mine is gunna be in an unattached garage....
Well maybe the building will vibrate......

Your toilet's in an unattached garage?:)

Seriously, I saw some shock-mounted toilets inside an underground missile base once. For those extra special bowel movements...

vperl
03-24-09, 11:00 PM
Your toilet's in an unattached garage?:)

Seriously, I saw some shock-mounted toilets inside an underground missile base once. For those extra special bowel movements...

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since bamma, and all afterpaying for car, and Scott thanks me, I sold everything but garage, and a tent....\\Hope new owners do not care.....

you found me out

Jon
03-25-09, 09:47 AM
If it shakes the house now, wait til you get an aftermarket exhaust LOL.

Qnsryck
03-25-09, 12:45 PM
Great story. My wife would say the same thing. I have the manual so when she rides with me she's always asking me to chill out a little. I forget how annoying the unexpected head jerk can be. The expected one is phenomenal! You can read into that one as much as you want to.

vperl
03-25-09, 01:45 PM
Great story. My wife would say the same thing. I have the manual so when she rides with me she's always asking me to chill out a little. I forget how annoying the unexpected head jerk can be. The expected one is phenomenal! You can read into that one as much as you want to.
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Are you sure she is with you ?

Tags63
04-07-09, 09:43 PM
Hey!!

Great story!!! I love it!! You kidding, I use to start my V1 in the garage after I did all the work to it and my wife would have a major $hit fit!! When I wanted to piss her off I would really rev it up to twist her.......

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Paul

chris1268
04-08-09, 01:00 PM
Wait till you get the aftermarket exhaust and then the neighbors can get pissed at you when get home a little late on a Saturday night and wake them up every weekend. At first it was unitentional but now it's becoming kind of fun ....:thumbsup: