: What NASCAR thinks of me



Stoneage_Caddy
07-02-04, 11:29 PM
watched the busch series race tonight , i kept a eye on the ads to see what they sell nascar fans , when i got the message

1)Apperntly my "little soldier" doesnt stand at attention anymore (enzyte)

2)I like beer (ill agree here)

3) i like fried chicken (KFC)

4)i have a very significant weight problem (trim spa and stacker 2 )

5) enzyte didnt help my "little soldier" so now i need levitra

so whats a man to do ?i mean if i keep eating chicken and drinking beer i wont be able to see the effects of trim spa and if the trim spa doesnt work i wont be able to see my "little solider "so it may not work properly. So i will forever be caught in this never ending vicous circle that the companys want me in....damn the luck :suspect:

Randy_W
07-02-04, 11:48 PM
watched the busch series race tonight , i kept a eye on the ads to see what they sell nascar fans , when i got the message

1)Apperntly my "little soldier" doesnt stand at attention anymore (enzyte)

2)I like beer (ill agree here)

3) i like fried chicken (KFC)

4)i have a very significant weight problem (trim spa and stacker 2 )

5) enzyte didnt help my "little soldier" so now i need levitra

so whats a man to do ?i mean if i keep eating chicken and drinking beer i wont be able to see the effects of trim spa and if the trim spa doesnt work i wont be able to see my "little solider "so it may not work properly. So i will forever be caught in this never ending vicous circle that the companys want me in....damn the luck :suspect:
The Levitra might help you win the 'pole' position!!!:D

Stoneage_Caddy
07-02-04, 11:49 PM
Lol!!

gothicaleigh
07-03-04, 01:57 PM
No offense to Stoneage, but from the kind of people that you see at those events, the marketing probably isn't far off. :p

Stoneage_Caddy
07-03-04, 03:35 PM
your probably right , no offense taken as im not a true nascar fan , im a bigger fan of vintage raceing ,endurance sportscar ,and open wheel series

Msilva954
07-03-04, 06:06 PM
Maybe the combination of eating KFC and drinking Beer is what is causing your "little Soldier" not to at ease. Thats where enzyte and lavitra come in (no pun intended)

Vesicant
07-03-04, 10:00 PM
The Levitra might help you win the 'pole' position!!!:D

LOL yeah, you need enzyte to qualify and then at the end you need levitra to finish in the top.. pole position ... lmao

Stoneage_Caddy
07-03-04, 11:26 PM
now thats good , coarse ive got 6 of coors finest in my system , hell im surpirsed i can find the right keys on the keybord , cant you tell i dont drink much anymore , used to take 12 .....

unforetunalty im a viagra man , got the hat in the rear window of the caddy , gets more than a few looks at the stoplights when driving the junuoir casket otherwise known as the deville ...the hats even beatter when i blow there doors off , one guy asked "what you got in that thing?" i said "4 little blue pills in the tank"

Elvis
07-03-04, 11:38 PM
I like the new Levitra ads (I think it's Levitra?) Anyway, whichever drug it is, the guy's wife is talking about how it gives her man "the response" he likes. Blah, blah, blah. She sounds like some kind of nympho or something, and she looks like she's in her mid-to-late-forties, and I'm thinking, WTF? This ain't the real world, people!

Another thing I'm wondering, Rafael Palmiero IS MY AGE, DAMMIT! Does he have a problem getting it up? He's a professional athlete for God's sake! He's supposed to be in better shape than I am! They must have paid him well.

Stoneage_Caddy
07-04-04, 02:07 AM
Another thing I'm wondering, Rafael Palmiero IS MY AGE, DAMMIT! Does he have a problem getting it up? He's a professional athlete for God's sake! He's supposed to be in better shape than I am! They must have paid him well.


one day some university will do a study and tell you why. It will be some absurd reason like "men who read playboy instaed of looking ta the pictures were more likely to become impotent"

when we all know the REAL reason , it cam be blamed squarely on the muscle cars of the 60s , it was just to damned much testorerone from those cubic inches

Ralph
07-04-04, 03:38 AM
Well, if your on Viagra, I guess you'll never roll out of bed again and bang your head, LOL!

JohnnyO
07-04-04, 08:37 AM
She sounds like some kind of nympho or something, and she looks like she's in her mid-to-late-forties, and I'm thinking, WTF? This ain't the real world, people!
:coolgleam Then you never dated a babe in her late-forties. ;) Wildest time I ever had. :canttalk:

Dead Sled
07-05-04, 12:16 AM
I have lost all respect for junior

he is a comunist supporting Kerry fan

Stoneage_Caddy
07-05-04, 12:32 AM
really , i had him pegged as a repub ,hell had most of nascar pegged as repub

Dead Sled
07-05-04, 12:51 AM
really , i had him pegged as a repub ,hell had most of nascar pegged as repub


yeah I know he had me fooled. But I think most nascar and their fans are american (republican)

gothicaleigh
07-05-04, 04:55 PM
See, now I just thought that Nascar fans were hicks in pickup trucks parked at the local bar with big #3 stickers in their windows. I didn't know that they voted! :p

I guess we all learned something today...

majax
07-06-04, 05:57 AM
now thats good , coarse ive got 6 of coors finest in my system , hell im surpirsed i can find the right keys on the keybord , cant you tell i dont drink much anymore , used to take 12 .....

unforetunalty im a viagra man , got the hat in the rear window of the caddy , gets more than a few looks at the stoplights when driving the junuoir casket otherwise known as the deville ...the hats even beatter when i blow there doors off , one guy asked "what you got in that thing?" i said "4 little blue pills in the tank"

Dude your 23 I hope your not a Viagra man.:suspect: (yeah i choose the purple emoticon guy)

Stoneage_Caddy
07-06-04, 10:06 PM
bah , i wouldnt know if i was . havent had any kind of relationship in 6 years now ... :banghead:

JJhomer83
07-09-04, 01:06 AM
i am 21 and i love nascar i was at the race at pocono with a female coworker who is 35 and we had a blast yes i did grill chicken in the parking lot and had about 1/2 a case of beer but i didn't need any viagra (promotes healty bones)

JohnnyO
07-09-04, 10:53 AM
i am 21 and i love nascar i was at the race at pocono with a female coworker who is 35

:coolgleam Go for it. :thumbsup: FWIW, my dad has a Ph.D., I have an MBA, his last three cars in order were Town Car, BMW 740iL, DeVille, he doesn't drink at all for religious reasons (I'm not so religious ;) ) and this makes 18 years in a row that we've been to the July NASCAR race at Pocono. (This year it's August 1 though.)