View Full Version : Anyone live in Oregon?


JEM
02-07-09, 05:19 PM
Climate fraudsters at work in the legislature:

http://www.semasan.com/main/main.aspx?id=62515

dkozloski
02-07-09, 07:32 PM
Oregon has always been among the state leaders in environmental wackados/sq.in. My sisters father-in-law retired to Oregon and got jailed the first month for cutting down a tree on his own land. Within another month he had returned to Alaska to finish out his years. With all the trees they have it's not surprising that they're over run with squirrels.

thebigjimsho
02-08-09, 12:16 AM
egads...

Jesda
02-08-09, 12:46 PM
Oregon is a gorgeous state with friendly people. They do elect a few nutters.

dirt_cheap_fleetwood
02-08-09, 03:36 PM
That's so stupid!

hueterm
02-08-09, 11:05 PM
Some Oregon legislator tool also wants to tax Oregonians on the miles they drive instead of the gas tax. Using some GPS big brother thing that tacks the tax onto each fill up.

What a fool.

C0RSA1R
02-09-09, 12:33 AM
"Anyone live in Oregon?"


Nobody lives in Oregon. They all died of dysentery on the way there. Or broke a wagon wheel and foolishly neglected to buy replacements at the trading post, spending their money instead on ammo to hunt bison that ended up being too heavy to carry back to their wagon.

dkozloski
02-09-09, 03:42 AM
Years ago it used to say in all the trucker magazines that if you get a traffic ticket in Oregon you asked for it. I gave a friend a ride to traffic court when I was going to Oregon State. A guy whose case was heard ahead of us had been stopped by the troopers for doing over 100MPH in his Ferrari. The judge asked the trooper what the road, the weather, and the traffic were like. The trooper replied that it was a clear day, the road was in good shape, and traffic was light. The Judge announced that it sounded to him like somebody with a fine car on a clear road on a nice day. Case dismissed.

Jesda
02-09-09, 08:35 AM
"Anyone live in Oregon?"


Nobody lives in Oregon. They all died of dysentery on the way there. Or broke a wagon wheel and foolishly neglected to buy replacements at the trading post, spending their money instead on ammo to hunt bison that ended up being too heavy to carry back to their wagon.

:histeric::histeric::histeric:

dirt_cheap_fleetwood
02-09-09, 04:35 PM
"Anyone live in Oregon?"


Nobody lives in Oregon. They all died of dysentery on the way there. Or broke a wagon wheel and foolishly neglected to buy replacements at the trading post, spending their money instead on ammo to hunt bison that ended up being too heavy to carry back to their wagon.

Damn those heavy bison and the hunting accidents. They foil me every time!

Jesda
02-09-09, 09:19 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/oregon-trail.jpg

C0RSA1R
02-09-09, 10:16 PM
:histeric:

I don't know how you find stuff like that, but it's funny as hell.