: My brother got me the worst jacket, ever. Pics.



Jesda
01-04-09, 07:06 PM
Steve and Barry's is going out of business. My brother was there and found a CHRYSLER varsity jacket for $3. Its three sizes too large, smells like a bus seat, and looks terrible.

The hilarity is that only two automotive apparel brands remained in the store: Chrysler and Hummer. No one wants an H2 anymore, and no one ever wanted a Sebring.

The jacket is worth $19 on eBay (I checked pretty quickly after receiving it).

I don't know where the hell I would wear a Chrysler jacket without wanting to hang myself. I can imagine people asking me if I really really like my Town and Country, or if I work for Cerberus.

Bo insisted on adding some flair to the pictures by volunteering his firearms and his dog:
http://www.q45.org/gallery2/d/46012-2/DSC_6583.JPG

http://www.q45.org/gallery2/d/45949-4/DSC_6562.JPG

http://www.q45.org/gallery2/d/45985-2/DSC_6574.JPG

http://www.q45.org/gallery2/d/46015-2/DSC_6584.JPG

http://www.q45.org/gallery2/d/45964-2/DSC_6567.JPG

http://www.q45.org/gallery2/d/45961-2/DSC_6566.JPG

http://www.q45.org/gallery2/d/45970-2/DSC_6569.JPG

http://www.q45.org/gallery2/d/45937-2/DSC_6558.JPG

So yes, that's the "nerdy terrorist who seems to really like his Sebring convertible" modeling portfolio.

blue07cts
01-04-09, 07:09 PM
actually a person who likes the chrysler sebring so much they would buy a jacket scares me WAY WAY WAAAY more than the guns,knives and odd expessions.....

urbanski
01-04-09, 07:10 PM
poor doggie

I~LUV~Caddys8792
01-04-09, 08:05 PM
http://www.q45.org/gallery2/d/45961-2/DSC_6566.JPG


I don't know what's more painful. Wearing that jacket or having that pistol go off in your crotch.

dkozloski
01-04-09, 08:13 PM
Maybe you can get some iron on patches from your bowling team to cover up the Chrysler stuff.

Rolex
01-04-09, 08:16 PM
Well I'm glad you didn't blow your dong off with the Mexican carry. :duck:

hueterm
01-04-09, 08:38 PM
WTF....those pics are going to end up on some random site somewhere and then the FBI will start looking for you LOL! Not to mention PETA, PFLAG, and the NRA. If that revolver goes off, then the Castrati of America will want you too.

CIWS
01-04-09, 08:59 PM
Just think Jesda, in cold weather you wear layers. So just make sure that's not the outside one :D

Jesda
01-04-09, 09:39 PM
WTF....those pics are going to end up on some random site somewhere and then the FBI will start looking for you LOL! Not to mention PETA, PFLAG, and the NRA. If that revolver goes off, then the Castrati of America will want you too.

I'm popular!

gdwriter
01-04-09, 10:20 PM
So yes, that's the "nerdy terrorist who seems to really like his Sebring convertible" modeling portfolio.:histeric: :histeric: :histeric: :histeric: :histeric:

Brett
01-04-09, 10:31 PM
Christ Jesda, those pics are definitely going to end up somewhere under "retarded terrorist" or something along those lines. f'ing hilarious...I see a movie script here.

RightTurn
01-04-09, 10:58 PM
Cheesus. Just when I thought it was safe to come to the lounge.

orconn
01-04-09, 11:16 PM
Looks like you took it off some car carrier crewman trying to scuttle a boat load of Chryslers in the Malacca Straits!!

eyekandyboats.inc
01-04-09, 11:41 PM
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s174/eyekandy19/jesda.jpg

Florian
01-05-09, 11:59 AM
shoot the dog, bury him in the jacket. 2 birds w/1 stone.


F

CIWS
01-05-09, 03:00 PM
http://www.ciws.net/images/motovationalterrorist.jpg

The Tony Show
01-05-09, 05:15 PM
http://www.q45.org/gallery2/d/45970-2/DSC_6569.JPG




I spy a new avatar picture.....:lol:

Brett
01-05-09, 07:40 PM
The government is going to use these pictures to prove that Al-Qaeda's recruiting efforts are not going that well.


Seriously Jesda I can look at these over and over, they are just that funny.

gothicaleigh
01-05-09, 07:59 PM
:rofl:



They are never going to let you on a plane ever again. "Mr. Jesda, please step into this room over here." :shifty

I~LUV~Caddys8792
01-05-09, 08:12 PM
I spy a new avatar picture.....:lol:

Oh jesus yes. :histeric:

slk230mb
01-05-09, 09:06 PM
Seriously Jesda I can look at these over and over, they are just that funny.

:yeah:

:histeric:

Blackout
01-05-09, 10:16 PM
I don't know much about guns but that looks like a silencer on the gun on the right and if it is aren't they illegal and if that's the case why the hell are you posting pictures of you with it on a public forum?

http://www.q45.org/gallery2/d/46015-2/DSC_6584.JPG

CIWS
01-05-09, 11:15 PM
I don't know much about guns but that looks like a silencer on the gun on the right and if it is aren't they illegal and if that's the case why the hell are you posting pictures of you with it on a public forum?

They make fake suppressors for the M-11 that screw over the barrel and serve to give you more to hold on to when firing it.

Ranger
01-05-09, 11:25 PM
Cheesus. Just when I thought it was safe to come to the lounge.
:histeric:

Ranger
01-05-09, 11:30 PM
Jesda, you've out done yourself.

hueterm
01-05-09, 11:44 PM
:rofl:



They are never going to let you on a plane ever again. "Mr. Jesda, please step into this room over here." :shifty


And in the room is the faint smell of latex, and a pile of used exam gloves spilling out of the garbage can.....

Blackout
01-06-09, 10:27 AM
They make fake suppressors for the M-11 that screw over the barrel and serve to give you more to hold on to when firing it.

Oh ok. I know zero about guns. I just know my buddy just bought an AR-15 and that was fun shooting it at the range

Coma
01-06-09, 11:53 AM
imi .

Blackout
01-06-09, 01:35 PM
imi .

huh?

Coma
01-06-09, 03:58 PM
Israel Military Industries

Blackout
01-06-09, 05:37 PM
Israel Military Industries

What's that in reference too?

Coma
01-06-09, 05:43 PM
I saw a Desert Eagle in one of those shots.

trukk
01-06-09, 05:51 PM
Not sure who to call here:

-Homeland Security
-ATF
-Project Runway


-Chris

Jesda
01-07-09, 04:30 AM
http://www.q45.org/gallery2/d/46204-1/SSPX0719.jpg
I snuck up and took a picture of a guy in the supermarket with the exact same jacket.

slk230mb
01-07-09, 09:16 AM
http://www.q45.org/gallery2/d/46204-1/SSPX0719.jpg
I snuck up and took a picture of a guy in the supermarket with the exact same jacket.

Did you happen to see what he was driving?

Coma
01-07-09, 05:06 PM
PT Cruiser is my guess.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
01-07-09, 06:03 PM
Did you happen to see what he was driving?


Neon with a big wing.

The Tony Show
01-07-09, 07:01 PM
Too bad you weren't wearing yours at the time- you guys could have totally bonded. :florian:

I~LUV~Caddys8792
01-07-09, 09:33 PM
Too bad you weren't wearing yours at the time- you guys could have totally bonded. :florian:

Jesda: "Hey nice Chrysler jacket!"
Other guy: "Hey you too! Dude, is that your case of Bartles and Jaymes?"
Jesda: "Hell yea! I'm throwing a party tonight, gonna get my George Michael on and play the old rusty trombone until my hand cramps up. You should totally come along!"
Other guy: "Hell yeah! I'll drive my purple PT Cruiser over"

gdwriter
01-07-09, 10:37 PM
Not sure who to call here:

-Homeland Security
-ATF
-Project Runway:histeric: :histeric: :histeric: :histeric: :histeric:

OMFG! POTD! ROTFLMAO!