: V Post Card Shot / Caption Contest



benjet
06-28-04, 01:55 AM
I finally got the V out to get it's glamour shots ;) now at almost 8k miles and 4 months of ownership. Can you tell it is NOT garage kept?

So gimme your best caption (sorry I don't have a prize for the winner).

-Ben

StealthV
06-28-04, 01:59 AM
It's like having your own portable amusement park.

MotorMouth
06-28-04, 02:11 AM
How about......


None of those Nancys over there will ever catch this rear end! :lildevil:

JDelorean_srx
06-28-04, 01:33 PM
New Car $60,000 +

Taking date upto 'look-out-point' to "see" the bridge $ 50. w/ dinner

Banging her/his head against the roof, while ya'll were getting 'friendly', cause you were to cheap to buy the power-moon roof - $ Priceless
:lildevil: :hmm:

StealthV
06-28-04, 02:11 PM
Helmet and firesuit sold separately.

DgtalPimp
06-28-04, 02:17 PM
Aren't you glad (http://www.glad.org) your here
I Ben (ctsv@arariti.com) pledge allegiance to my CTSV....
My car is as big as a bridge (http://www.goldengate.org)


Dgtal (dgtalpimp@pimpdaddy.com)

DgtalPimp
06-28-04, 02:31 PM
I just spent a lot on my insurance (http://www.geico.com/)..


Dgtal (dgtalpimp@pimpdaddy.com)

ctsvett
06-28-04, 04:20 PM
Dont JUMP!!!

globed70
06-28-04, 04:52 PM
CTS-V, the quickest way to a Village People reunion. :devil:

rueben44
06-28-04, 06:30 PM
LOL! So mean!

CVP33
06-28-04, 08:58 PM
The only thing faster than my CTS-V is how fast congress will outlaw same sex marriages.

Two engineering marvels.

Most cars need a bridge to make it to the otherside. Aren't you glad you don't.

What a view! Now who put that damned bridge in the way.

StealthV
06-28-04, 09:20 PM
Driving a V is better than getting your seventh Viagra prescription free!

StealthV
06-28-04, 09:36 PM
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

It's lonely at the top, but the food is better.

Power corrupts and absolute power is kinda neat.

The V speaks throught its twin exhaust pipes "I can't remember whether I'm the good twin or evil twin."

People who can't buy happiness just don't know the way to their nearest Cadillac dealer.

StealthV
06-28-04, 09:46 PM
If your kids ask where all the money went, show them the V in the garage.

I am having an out-of-money experience.

StealthV
06-28-04, 09:48 PM
SITUATION DESPERATE!

Send premium gasoline.

Chuck C
06-28-04, 09:49 PM
Cadillac-V, taking day-time running lights to the next level

Jon
06-28-04, 10:52 PM
"Who's next?"

StealthV
06-29-04, 12:20 AM
My last one, I am done...

"Because life is not a spectator sport."

BeelzeBob
06-29-04, 06:20 PM
"Cadillac. Breakthrough." :p

CVP33
06-29-04, 10:51 PM
The city below had no idea what me and my V had in store for them. Muwahaahaha!!!! (evil laugh) :lildevil:

70gsrick
06-29-04, 11:12 PM
All Throttle....No Bottle!!

Chuck C
06-29-04, 11:19 PM
"escape from alcatraz"

Lanman
06-29-04, 11:52 PM
"The City by the V"

MotorMouth
06-30-04, 12:36 AM
V-Bay!

or

Shake, Rattle and Rock and Roll


The Terminator

MotorMouth
06-30-04, 12:40 AM
Scott Peterson's new alibi.

DgtalPimp
06-30-04, 11:37 AM
I like V-Bay. Good one Motor mouth

Dgtal (dgtalpimp@pimpdaddy.com)