: who has the hottest girlfriend/wife



07ctsblack
12-30-08, 03:45 AM
found this idea on another forum thought it might be a great hit.
http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=219876

To prove you have the hottest wife or girlfriend, you must post a photo of her next to/on/in your cts in this thread. No Photochops or pics harvested from the Web allowed.

giver boys

urbanski
12-30-08, 06:44 AM
moved. can be open to everybody.

Rodya234
12-30-08, 07:17 AM
I would post pics of my girlfriend, but due to her being 16 as well, anyone who finds her attractive would be considered a pedophile. :tisk:

Unless your under 18 of course. :highfive:

ewill3rd
12-30-08, 07:59 AM
After 20 pages I didn't see much competition for my wife.
I can't post any photos of her though, I am under orders :lol:

She's not perfect, but she is beautiful.

Coma
12-30-08, 09:53 AM
I came in here for hot wife pics, and left disappointed. :(

EcSTSatic
12-30-08, 10:09 AM
Is this a trick question? We're all supposed to respond "I do" just in case this fall into the wrong hands! :thepan:

Kev
12-30-08, 10:56 AM
Of course I have the hottest wife but you'll see no pictures of her here, I don't share. :cool2:

:cop:

Move along now, nothing to see here. Go on about your business.

Sandy
12-30-08, 11:17 AM
Sorry guys, but I have THE hottest wife, and no butts about it. Right now, as I type
this, she is sick with the flu, and her temperature is 103.6 !! Top That!
Oh? ... Neva mind !

tman2093
12-30-08, 11:43 AM
just google a picture of human hand.

90% of the girlfreinds on this board.

Coma
12-30-08, 11:53 AM
Wow, just putting that out there, huh? Gutsy.

tman2093
12-30-08, 11:57 AM
Well somebody had to say it. I'm wondering how many fake girlfriends will be put forth in this thread.

I'm also waiting for a shopped photo of jesda in a bikini in front of a CTS.

Until then, I leave this thread dissapointed and flaccid.

Yeah, I think I went too far...

Coma
12-30-08, 12:31 PM
Well, that being said, here's a picture of my wife standing next to her new red CTS I just got her...

urbanski
12-30-08, 12:41 PM
i have that dress too

Sandy
12-30-08, 01:55 PM
You live in Ohio and have Canadian plates on the car ?
Shipping you some white-out:thepan:

90Brougham350
12-30-08, 02:03 PM
Anyone that's been here long enough knows where to look for pictures of Ruthie. But yeah, this thread idea sounds like something a fat single guy sitting alone in his apartment thought up so he could have hot pics to spend time with Thumbalina and her four sisters.

Brian

Jesda
12-30-08, 03:29 PM
just google a picture of human hand.

90% of the girlfreinds on this board.

Could be boyfriends. :eek:

Night Wolf
12-30-08, 04:54 PM
Well, I've been keeping it on the DL, but I made some mods to the BMW....

http://www.bmwpower.hu/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_17~1.jpg

Kev
12-30-08, 05:00 PM
Well, that being said, here's a picture of my wife standing next to her new red CTS, I just got her...You just got what? The wife? The CTS? Or the picture? :rolleyes:

Spittin Game
12-30-08, 05:06 PM
Well, that being said, here's a picture of my wife standing next to her new red CTS I just got her...

+


You live in Ohio and have Canadian plates on the car ?
Shipping you some white-out:thepan:

=



http://www.clanpot.com/slutamis/pics/pwned.jpg

Coma
12-30-08, 05:18 PM
You just got what? The wife? The CTS? Or the picture? :rolleyes:

All three, baby!

That is actually Playboy's Playmate of the Year for 2008, Jayde Nicole.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/1985/jaydenicolekg2.jpg

Fingernails lacking. :tisk:

nickc50310
12-30-08, 06:22 PM
What have we got here!!!????

http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5910861&postcount=1442



BWAHAHAHA! Its Dennis!!!!! Saw that totally by coincidence!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-30-08, 06:24 PM
Anyone that's been here long enough knows where to look for pictures of Ruthie.

I could....but I won't. :lildevil: :sneaky:



But yeah, this thread idea sounds like something a fat single guy sitting alone in his apartment thought up so he could have hot pics to spend time with Thumbalina and her four sisters.

Well then obviously that guy hasn't heard of Teensteam.com.....or youporn :histeric:


What have we got here!!!????

http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5910861&postcount=1442



BWAHAHAHA! Its Dennis!!!!! Saw that totally by coincidence!


FTW.


/thread.

The Tony Show
12-30-08, 06:28 PM
Hit gets the chicks, that's for sure.

DILLIGAF
12-30-08, 06:34 PM
My wife looks pretty much like everybody elses wife, when you turn her upside down.

blue07cts
12-30-08, 08:12 PM
My wife looks pretty much like everybody elses wife, when you turn her upside down.

LMFAO!!! :rofl::jawdrop::rofl:

Rodya234
12-30-08, 08:28 PM
This thread is lacking in pictures :lildevil:

So, I'll bite, that is if there would be no objections to a picture of her minus the Cadillac.

Rolex
12-30-08, 08:39 PM
I came home today to find my wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. I asked her, "what's going on and where are you off to?"

She said, "I'm leaving you Rolex. You're a pedophile"

I said, "PEDOPHILE!?! That's a pretty bid word for a ten year old."

Rodya234
12-30-08, 08:57 PM
You can't say that you enjoy this picture: Chris Hansen is watching.

Florian
12-30-08, 09:30 PM
do I get to play if my gal is a TV personality? or is it no pros allowed.


F

07ctsblack
12-30-08, 10:25 PM
less talk more pics!!! if i had a girl id post it up but im all sure uve seen palmola.

Florian sure she can play, everyone is welcome just no fakes.


My wife looks pretty much like everybody elses wife, when you turn her upside down.

HORRIBLE hahahahaha

ted tcb
12-30-08, 11:57 PM
or is it no pros allowed.



You married a hooker??

Florian
12-31-08, 12:19 AM
You married a hooker??

sometimes.

F

CIWS
12-31-08, 01:00 AM
All three, baby!

That is actually Playboy's Playmate of the Year for 2008, Jayde Nicole.



Fingernails lacking. :tisk:

If that is Playmate of the year then Hef has truly gotten old now.

dirt_cheap_fleetwood
12-31-08, 04:03 AM
I'm not gonna lie, I have no girlfriend. I really don't give a damn. I'd rather focus on school and deal with that crap later down the line.

Spyder
12-31-08, 04:59 AM
But yeah, this thread idea sounds like something a fat single guy sitting alone in his apartment thought up so he could have hot pics to spend time with Thumbalina and her four sisters.


But Jesda didn't start this thread... ... ...

Jesda
12-31-08, 05:53 AM
But Jesda didn't start this thread... ... ...

LOL!!!!!!

I'm not denying it. :hide:

This one's solid:
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/schecterguy07/Guitar%20Lesson/sekjlhdgfsklhdgf0342.jpg

tman2093
12-31-08, 08:15 AM
Oh. God. It's Jesda's sister! Pervert!

thebigjimsho
12-31-08, 10:02 AM
If that is Playmate of the year then Hef has truly gotten old now.Agreed. She looks like she's had so much surgery, she appears 45 trying to be 25...

thebigjimsho
12-31-08, 10:04 AM
LOL!!!!!!

I'm not denying it. :hide:

This one's solid:
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/schecterguy07/Guitar%20Lesson/sekjlhdgfsklhdgf0342.jpgNice! Hey, Jesda, post the pic of your bridesmaid in the wedding you went to last year...

nickc50310
12-31-08, 10:43 AM
Hit gets the chicks, that's for sure.

True that. Met Sal, Hit, and Hits lady last year in Miami Beach. Im an idiot and cant remember her name now.


do I get to play if my gal is a TV personality? or is it no pros allowed.


F

F we all know youre scured to post pics of the lady! :hide::duck:

Florian
12-31-08, 01:59 PM
I dont post her pic....although only a few people on the bd would know her...xocomaox maybe watches her and maybe Nutz and NormV but thats it. You can search yourself. www.wkyc.com - then Health section. There's Ms. F. I aint skeered.


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The Tony Show
12-31-08, 02:25 PM
I checked the WKYC site, health section. Is this her?

http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=109&pictureid=1753

Hawt.

nickc50310
12-31-08, 02:35 PM
I checked the WKYC site, health section. Is this her?

http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=109&pictureid=1753

Hawt.

I bet she gives a mean gummer!! :histeric:


AHAHA! Nice work Tony!! Obviously I see which one is the real Mrs. F and she is hot! Nice work F!

Florian
12-31-08, 04:17 PM
gummers!!!!! me likey. I love grilled cheese too.....but thats another story.


F

Submariner409
12-31-08, 05:16 PM
re: Post #1.....Typical used car lot CTS driver......."I'm so wonderful and the rest of you poor Cadillac drivers are doggy doo......"

His wife probably has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink........

Happy New year to all the CF loonies.......

ryannel2003
12-31-08, 05:20 PM
I do have a wife, and there are many pictures of her posted on the site. She's silver, gorgeous, and a pain in the ass. If you ever own a Seville, you'll be in a relationship of mainly love/hate.

Jesda
12-31-08, 05:26 PM
I do have a wife, and there are many pictures of her posted on the site. She's silver, gorgeous, and a pain in the ass. If you ever own a Seville, you'll be in a relationship of mainly love/hate.

The Seville 4.9s are older, slower, and less flashy, but they can make a damn good roast!

ryannel2003
12-31-08, 05:28 PM
... and yet, still manage to be sexy. It's like the sexy wife who doesn't nag and just likes being with you. Sign me up!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-31-08, 05:38 PM
I do have a wife, and there are many pictures of her posted on the site. She's silver, gorgeous, and a pain in the ass. If you ever own a Seville, you'll be in a relationship of mainly love/hate.

I hear ya. I'm in a similar situation, except my wife is German, yet still gorgeous, but sometimes she can throw a fit and cost me a lot, but it hasn't happened recently. Lately she's been surprisingly docile and low maintenance for a high society European beaut.


I dont post her pic....although only a few people on the bd would know her...xocomaox maybe watches her and maybe Nutz and NormV but thats it. You can search yourself. www.wkyc.com - then Health section. There's Ms. F. I aint skeered.


F

Wow. Very nice Dave. Much respect for you! :thumbsup:

ryannel2003
12-31-08, 09:47 PM
So basically, you're with Heidi Klum and I'm with Cindy Crawford? I like Heidi just as much as the next guy, but that damn accent has to be annoying after quite some time.

tman2093
12-31-08, 10:39 PM
Ryan's wife's sister is married to me. She's white, dirty, surprisingly low maintenance, and 10 years old, just how I like 'em!

ryannel2003
12-31-08, 11:11 PM
You got lucky with that bitch. Mine is constantly nagging for attention.

tman2093
01-01-09, 12:40 AM
Yeah, I knock on the zebrano wood every day that i dont have to take her to the psychiatrist for head(gasket)work.

I feel bad, I punish her and beat her all day, and she just asks for more. Remember, it's not abuse if nothings broken and the mark goes away before 24 hours!

trukk
01-01-09, 10:17 AM
No FAP material. This thread is teh suck.

-Chris

I~LUV~Caddys8792
01-01-09, 12:02 PM
LOL!!!!!!

I'm not denying it. :hide:

This one's solid:
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/schecterguy07/Guitar%20Lesson/sekjlhdgfsklhdgf0342.jpg

Yes, she's very solid. Got a heck of a good top end on her...don't think you're gonna have to worry about her blowing headgaskets.

Who is that? Is that the Mercury model girl?

The Tony Show
01-02-09, 10:40 AM
Looks like she's pushing 'em up a little (or a lot). Still cute though.

ejguillot
01-02-09, 08:05 PM
You got lucky with that bitch. Mine is constantly nagging for attention.

And mine (a black on black sister) is an ungrateful pain in my ass! She gets me hot under the collar (AC pressure sensor has failed, AC won't run. It'll be my first AC repair!) 3 days after I buy her some nice jewelry (a set of 18" 9 spoke DTS rims). At least her head(gaskets) are securely attached.

Destroyer
01-03-09, 12:59 AM
Here's a pic of the wife. What do I win?

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z251/AstrocreepVIII/snowman.jpg

creeker
01-03-09, 02:14 PM
[quote=Destroyer;1723978]Here's a pic of the wife. What do I win?

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z251/AstrocreepVIII/snowman.jpg[/q





Our undying sympathy.

C0RSA1R
01-06-09, 12:21 AM
46737

This is myself and my girlfriend at her prom two years ago. Sadly the most recent pic I have in my apartment right now.

thebigjimsho
01-06-09, 05:10 AM
46737

This is myself and my girlfriend at her prom two years ago. Sadly the most recent pic I have in my apartment right now.Lotsa money? Big schlong? She's a bipolar amputee with gingivitis? She's from Maine? Dude, honestly, I'm trying to figure that out...

MauiV
01-06-09, 05:27 AM
:yeah:


Oh yeah,



:hitit2:

Coma
01-06-09, 12:05 PM
Yes, I definitely watch WKYC and I've definitely seen her.

Kev
01-06-09, 04:20 PM
Lotsa money? Big schlong? She's a bipolar amputee with gingivitis? She's from Maine? Dude, honestly, I'm trying to figure that out...Frontal lobotomy.... :duck:

Florian
01-06-09, 04:23 PM
Yes, I definitely watch WKYC and I've definitely seen her.

all good!


F

C0RSA1R
01-06-09, 11:52 PM
Lotsa money? Big schlong? She's a bipolar amputee with gingivitis? She's from Maine? Dude, honestly, I'm trying to figure that out...

I'm poor (well, not poor, but scratching onto middlin' fair), her teeth are great, I don't date crazy chicks (anymore) and she has all her limbs. NY born and raised.

As for the schlong, I'm not posting a picture, so why bother?

Also might have to do with a little :dumbbells: every now and then. It helps when your office building has a nice gym in the basement (and even has people that come every three months to maintain it! :thumbsup:)

trukk
01-07-09, 01:22 PM
I'm poor (well, not poor, but scratching onto middlin' fair), her teeth are great, I don't date crazy chicks (anymore) and she has all her limbs. NY born and raised.

As for the schlong, I'm not posting a picture, so why bother?

Also might have to do with a little :dumbbells: every now and then. It helps when your office building has a nice gym in the basement (and even has people that come every three months to maintain it! :thumbsup:)


This settles it then.....lightning strike.

-Chris

EcSTSatic
01-07-09, 02:12 PM
http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/romance.jpg

C0RSA1R
01-07-09, 02:42 PM
This settles it then.....lightning strike.

-Chris

I think if that were true, every guy on this board would be standing outside holding a 7-iron in the air during their next local thunderstorm. Little tip folks - the ladies never find jealousy attractive . . . :crying2:


46760

Two years earlier than the preceding picture. :drool:

Meh, maybe it is the schlong. At least I'll never have to contemplate buying a Porsche. :D

trukk
01-07-09, 03:50 PM
I think if that were true, every guy on this board would be standing outside holding a 7-iron in the air during their next local thunderstorm. Little tip folks - the ladies never find jealousy attractive . . . :crying2:


46760

Two years earlier than the preceding picture. :drool:

Meh, maybe it is the schlong. At least I'll never have to contemplate buying a Porsche. :D

I wasn't talking about you getting hit by lightning.

-Chris

C0RSA1R
01-07-09, 04:07 PM
I wasn't talking about you getting hit by lightning.

-Chris

Actually, I know someone who got hit by lightning in a crowd of people at a free concert. He's not sure if it hit him or one of the folks standing shoulder to shoulder around him, but he says he heard a loud snap and woke up with ambulances and paramedics all around him and the four other people on the ground. I bought him lottery tickets for his birthday a few months later. Still poor-ish though.

My girlfriend, however, has not been hit by lightning. She is smokin' hot, but that is unrelated.

trukk
01-07-09, 04:26 PM
Actually, I know someone who got hit by lightning in a crowd of people at a free concert. He's not sure if it hit him or one of the folks standing shoulder to shoulder around him, but he says he heard a loud snap and woke up with ambulances and paramedics all around him and the four other people on the ground. I bought him lottery tickets for his birthday a few months later. Still poor-ish though.

My girlfriend, however, has not been hit by lightning. She is smokin' hot, but that is unrelated.


They say that to be a good pro golfer you need to be dumber than a sack of rocks, and not think too much. Retief Goosen is a perfect example of this. Dumb as a post, great golfer. He apparantly has been hit by lightning on at least 2 occasions, causing this 'state'.


....I'm just sayin'....

-Chris

C0RSA1R
01-08-09, 06:16 AM
So I guess nobody else has any better pictures to post? The world waits . . .

To paraphrase Destroyer: What do I win? Especially since I'm pretty sure I supplied Trukk, BigJim, Maui, and Kev with some primo, uh, :jerkit: material.

Florian
01-08-09, 10:48 AM
So I guess nobody else has any better pictures to post? The world waits . . .

To paraphrase Destroyer: What do I win? Especially since I'm pretty sure I supplied Trukk, BigJim, Maui, and Kev with some primo, uh, :jerkit: material.

No prizes for your second place standing. :thehand:


F

Coma
01-08-09, 11:25 AM
I think people are reluctant to post pictures of their wife on an internet forum. There are many reasons for this which most people will understand.

thebigjimsho
01-08-09, 05:14 PM
So I guess nobody else has any better pictures to post? The world waits . . .

To paraphrase Destroyer: What do I win? Especially since I'm pretty sure I supplied Trukk, BigJim, Maui, and Kev with some primo, uh, :jerkit: material.Nah, I usually don't FAP on OPP...

CIWS
01-08-09, 06:41 PM
I think people are reluctant to post pictures of their wife on an internet forum. There are many reasons for this which most people will understand.

Because they don't want to see them posted on porn sites like "Teenage Prom dates getting crowned !" ?

MauiV
01-08-09, 07:47 PM
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w52/jdinmaui/creepykid.jpg

[NortHStaR]
01-10-09, 01:55 AM
Here's the girlfriend on our way up to play in flagstaff arizona for a long weekend... The head gaskets cut that trip short :annoyed:...

http://i546.photobucket.com/albums/hh426/99cadideville/1999%20Cadillac%20DeVille/100_0223.jpg

Eld01
01-10-09, 07:44 AM
:2thumbs:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w52/jdinmaui/creepykid.jpg

Very cute girls, MauiV. :2thumbs: But is that you in the background ? :eek::gun2

orconn
01-10-09, 06:10 PM
:2thumbs:

Very cute girls, MauiV. :2thumbs: But is that you in the background ? :eek::gun2

Naw, it's some Amish kid looking to sow some wild oats!

Nutz
01-13-09, 11:10 AM
I dont post her pic....although only a few people on the bd would know her...xocomaox maybe watches her and maybe Nutz and NormV but thats it. You can search yourself. www.wkyc.com - then Health section. There's Ms. F. I aint skeered.


F

A working woman is always a good fetch. Def recognize er. :thumbsup: