: How do you hide 130lbs of Venison in a BMW?

11-28-08, 04:58 PM
An Autobahn driver struck a deer at 140mph. He stopped and couldnt find the deer....




11-28-08, 05:08 PM
That is one is crazy! I have seen it in my email a few times. They had to pull that motor to get that out I bet.

11-28-08, 05:11 PM
wow thats awful

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11-28-08, 05:16 PM
This was in here a year ago, and believe it or not, that's a fox in the Beemer. Look at the fur and the size of the entry hole.

The accompanying article and pictures (in the OP) of a van hitting a deer are truly scary. The deer (1/2) actually went through the windshield, between the back seat passengers, and into the cargo area. Blood and guts everywhere. Look for it. It's here somewhere.........

11-28-08, 05:57 PM
You aren't going to hide a moose in a "semi".

11-28-08, 08:17 PM
I remember a thread from another forum, "Civic kills Cobra" A snake, seeking warmth, slithered up into the drive belt area of a parked Civic. The car was started and the Civic killed the snake.

Edit: Different Backstory and I got the car wrong, but the same pictures, kind of graphic. http://fun-brainiac.com/index.php/Weird/Snake-in-Cars-Engine.html

11-28-08, 08:52 PM
Looks like a Ball Python. We had a couple in my HS Biology class.

11-28-08, 10:17 PM
Jesus. The fox is disturbing, but the snake would completely scare the crap out of me. If it didn't have the blood all over the motor, it would look like it was just sitting there.

11-29-08, 04:53 PM
I have some in an email somewhere that are even better. An SUV doing about 60 hit a deer and it flung up over the hood and hit the roofline just above the windshield. It decapitated the deer and the head flew over the SUV while the body flew into the back and got plastered against the rear window.

12-01-08, 06:54 AM
I liked parking the BMW outdoors with the top down. One day, as I was putting the top up, a spider landed in my lap. It was dark so I just resigned myself to letting it crawl around and kill me. Amusingly, the old lady in the Kia tried to finish me off instead.

12-01-08, 10:12 AM
This is cool and all, but I'm much more interested to hear how you'd hide 200 lbs of veal in a Mini Cooper.

12-01-08, 10:13 AM
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12-02-08, 02:08 PM
This is cool and all, but I'm much more interested to hear how you'd hide 200 lbs of veal in a Mini Cooper.

Smart car would be much much more entertaining. :bouncy: