: Keep It Goin



firmegirl93
06-23-04, 06:26 AM
:p WELL I DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND THOUGHT YOU ALL WERE HILARIOUS SO I THOUGHT I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

HERE GOES.....

I WUZ DRIVING ALONG WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I GLANCED IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR AND TO MY AMUSEMENT I SAW.........

tru504187211
06-23-04, 11:00 AM
A man on a unicycle. He had a automatic rifle in his arms and he was about to...

CADDYBLACK99
06-23-04, 11:13 AM
...buy an ice cream cone and a newspaper. While he...

Vesicant
06-23-04, 11:35 AM
...calmly assembled his M-16A1, reading his newspaper and eating his ice cream...

D148L0
06-23-04, 12:16 PM
... he realized that last night's burritos con chile were now fighting to be liberated, so...

DopeStar 156
06-23-04, 12:56 PM
...he dove behind the nearest piece of shrubbery...

juiceE
06-23-04, 01:35 PM
to find an abandoned toddler sleepin in a basket; took off its diaper and unloaded into it...

LacSeville
06-23-04, 02:06 PM
the biggest hacksaw you've ever seen. Now some might think...

daacon
06-23-04, 02:16 PM
but most do not. When suddenly ....

Elvis
06-23-04, 02:24 PM
...he noticed standing behind him were a priest, a rabbi, and John Kerry, who asked:

Vesicant
06-23-04, 02:33 PM
what if someone were to see you crapping there in the woods, would you say you crapped there before you said you didnt? The angered man stumbles out of the bushes...

gtm245
06-23-04, 02:41 PM
and started sprinting towards the nearest sewage plant...

firmegirl93
06-23-04, 06:45 PM
AS HE WUZ RUNNING DOWN THE STREET HE REALIZED THAT HE FORGOT HIS.....

caddyshack24
06-23-04, 11:58 PM
ciggarettes and prosthetic limb at ...

Vesicant
06-24-04, 12:03 AM
...the local VFW...

Stoneage_Caddy
06-24-04, 12:55 AM
where a drunk Stoneage_Caddy stoled em and hid them in.........

LacSeville
06-24-04, 12:58 AM
the gas tank of a john deere riding lawn mower that belonged to...

Stoneage_Caddy
06-24-04, 01:00 AM
the artist formerly known as prince , who ran away after a tragic farming accident that ripped off his ........

LacSeville
06-24-04, 01:04 AM
left testicle. He then moved to the big city in search of...

RBraczyk
06-24-04, 01:12 AM
An even bigger testicle to reclaim himself as...

Stoneage_Caddy
06-24-04, 01:14 AM
"Lefty" so he could ......

LacSeville
06-24-04, 01:42 AM
once again feel free to move about the country and gaining valuable frequent flier miles in the process... popular to contrary belief...

daacon
06-24-04, 10:12 AM
he was not the black knight , nor one of the knight's of Neeeeh , but for a biref period he and Micheal Jackson ......

T_Dogg8
06-24-04, 10:26 AM
went back to neverland so they could.......

JJhomer83
06-24-04, 11:19 AM
Frolic in the fields and run backwards through the cornfields (hehe) untill finally....

caddyshack24
06-24-04, 02:10 PM
the law caught up with him and said..

majax
06-24-04, 02:54 PM
That he will not be eligable for his Social Security till he is 65 and also that he should stop calling the IRS and telling them to...

Stoneage_Caddy
06-24-04, 08:07 PM
hand over any homeless 10 year old.......

LacSeville
06-24-04, 09:29 PM
that might have knowledge of the whereabouts of...

slk230mb
06-24-04, 09:55 PM
the body of Jimmy Hoffa which...

Stoneage_Caddy
06-24-04, 11:33 PM
currently resides in Stoneage_caddy's trunk next to the Stanely Cup which is full of ....

RBraczyk
06-25-04, 12:20 AM
canadien beer just to spite them on their loss of the....

Stoneage_Caddy
06-25-04, 12:23 AM
lovely natasha henstrich to turned down raph to get a date with a guy that had a 74 pinto that smelled like .......

elwesso
06-25-04, 12:35 AM
warm monkey poop. The smell was not as bad as the hiddeous noise that his pinto made, he surmised that hte noise was coming from his blinker fluid actuators, and he ended up......

Stoneage_Caddy
06-25-04, 12:40 AM
Alone after his date left with a 400 lb 12 toed man from chernobyl named......

RBraczyk
06-25-04, 12:43 AM
bubba the love sponge...

Stoneage_Caddy
06-25-04, 12:51 AM
she later went missing for weeks untill she was found wedged between his.......

Vesicant
06-25-04, 12:54 AM
sofa and a tub of soylent green, when he found her he noticed the soylent green at the same time and said...

Stoneage_Caddy
06-25-04, 12:56 AM
"what the hell is soylent green ?" to which he was later told ....

majax
06-25-04, 01:22 AM
That it is not a word in the Marriam-Webster Dictionary but that it just came from...

LacSeville
06-25-04, 01:26 AM
someone obviously more intellegent than....

daacon
06-25-04, 08:34 AM
Dan Quale at a speeling Bee. As the pinto rolled backward hitting a large balde of grass , the car exploded causing ......

T_Dogg8
06-25-04, 09:35 AM
about 50 cents in damage, to which he said.....

CADDYBLACK99
06-25-04, 09:57 AM
Grab the hot dogs we'll have a BBQ! When the police arrived to take the report he asked............

T_Dogg8
06-25-04, 10:43 AM
anyone have a beer and baked beans? this is the best use for a car like this.....

Raze
06-25-04, 10:53 AM
since it's not a cadillac ;) , at which time one of the cops exclaimed...

T_Dogg8
06-25-04, 11:30 AM
Holy Crap!!!!! I Know You!!! You're......

(ok...all of that was suppose to be in capital letters to show the officer was yelling in excitment, but apparently i can't do that)

Raze
06-25-04, 11:49 AM
"The dude I let off the hook last night for doing 160 in your Eldo, damn I didn't know Cadillacs..."

Vesicant
06-25-04, 12:10 PM
were so slow, since it was 160 km/h ... the pinto could beat that...

Raze
06-25-04, 12:26 PM
...But don't feel bad, I usually pull over a few grandmas and grandpas for going too slow on the highway, in your case though...

Stoneage_Caddy
06-25-04, 01:23 PM
assume the position , as he puts on the rubber gloves to search his.....

CADDYBLACK99
06-25-04, 01:49 PM
...collection of dentures with missing teeth. To his astonishment he discovered....


(ps thanks firmegirl93, this is so much fun!)

slk230mb
06-25-04, 03:00 PM
The little duck that quacked, "Get a Catera" and was forever...

Stoneage_Caddy
06-25-04, 03:10 PM
mortified at the fact that that duck managed to get a new job selling insureance for Aflac ......

juiceE
06-25-04, 04:01 PM
Where The Boss Is A Puerto Rican She/male Lookin Like Mr. Belvedear With A Rosie Odanald Hair Cut...

LacSeville
06-25-04, 05:03 PM
After getting thoroughly tipsy, everyone jumped back into their cars and...

Slick Black Cadillac
06-25-04, 05:08 PM
trompped the gas for Taco Bell because they're open really late for...

Stoneage_Caddy
06-25-04, 05:19 PM
there workers to catch up with the orders placed at noon ,taco bell is the slowest fast food resurant because .....

Slick Black Cadillac
06-25-04, 05:26 PM
bad food only tastes better with age so at 2:00am when nothing else is open...

daacon
06-25-04, 06:07 PM
and late night taco bell has the record for shortest time frame between ingestion and .....

lady-cat
06-25-04, 06:16 PM
digestion, indigestion and...

caddyshack24
06-25-04, 06:29 PM
digestion? i cant eat this crap.. so they..

Msilva954
06-25-04, 09:19 PM
ended up going to the local Dunkin Dougnuts where....

slk230mb
06-25-04, 09:49 PM
the cops, who were having coffee and donuts, noticed that they were riding in a 2004 CTS-V and asked if they wouldn't mind if they raced their 1996 9C1 Caprice cop car...

LacSeville
06-25-04, 11:33 PM
pooping.

daacon
06-25-04, 11:34 PM
the 440 cubic inch plant roared and looked intimidating at the red light (carrying the pear shapped donut eating passengers ) , while the sleek 349 CTS purred , light went green and ......

LacSeville
06-25-04, 11:34 PM
whoops...posted out of order, skip me :D

majax
06-26-04, 12:44 AM
So it was agreed and they started racing, The V was smoking them even though they had the pedal to the floor. When all of a sudden the Caprice blew a Wal-Mart brand tire and started...

Dead Sled
06-26-04, 01:28 AM
pull hard to the right into the ditch where the car burst into flames and the driver died thinking to himself how this thread has no redeaming social value and.. :helpless:

Stoneage_Caddy
06-26-04, 02:48 PM
why the artist formely known as prince was on a john deere tractor in the first place

LacSeville
06-26-04, 03:34 PM
...yeah, that.