: How a seven year-old explains sex



93DevilleUSMC
09-26-08, 09:50 PM
Johnny is seven years old

and unlike any

other boys

his age rather

curious.








He had been hearing quite a bit

about 'making out'

from the older boys, and he wondered

what it was

and how it was done.









One day he took his question to his

mother, who

became rather flustered.








Instead of

explaining

things to Johnny, she told him to hide

behind the

curtains one night and watch his older

sister and

her boyfriend.








This he did.








The following morning,

Johnny

described EVERYTHING to his mother.










"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for

a while,

then he turned off most of the lights.









Then he

started kissing and hugging her.









I

figured 'Sis must

be getting sick, because her face started

looking

funny.










He must have thought so too, because he

put his

hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,

just the

way the doctor would.










Except he's not as

smart as

the doctor because he seemed to have

trouble

finding her heart.









I guess he was getting

sick too,

because pretty soon both of them started

panting

and getting all out of breath.










His other hand must have been cold

because he

put it under her skirt.










About this time 'Sis got worse and began

to moan

and sigh and squirm around and slide

down

toward

the end of the couch.











This was when her

fever

started.








I knew it was a fever, because Sis

told him

she felt really hot.









Finally, I found out what was making

them so

sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his

pants

somehow.










It just jumped out of his pants

and

stood there, about 10 inches long,

honest, anyway

he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from

getting

away.











When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her

eyes

got big, and her mouth fell open, and

she started

calling out to God and stuff like that.












She

said it

was the biggest one she's ever seen; I

should tell

her about the ones down at the lake by

our house!



Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the

eel by

biting its head off.












The eel spit on her face

a little bit and then, All of a sudden she

grabbed it

with both hands and held it tight while he

took a

muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it

over the

eel's head to keep it from biting again.










Sis lay back and spread her legs so she

could get

a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying

on top

of the eel.











The eel put up a hell of a

fight.












Sis started groaning and squealing and

her

boyfriend almost upset the couch.











I guess

they

wanted to kill the eel by squashing it

between

them.











After a while they both quit moving and

gave a

great sigh.












Her boyfriend got up, and sure

enough,

they killed the eel.










I knew because it just

hung

there, limp, and some of its insides were

hanging

out.












Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired

from the

battle, but they went back to courting

anyway.












He

started hugging and kissing her again.











By

golly,

the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up

and

started to fight again.












I guess eels are like cats- they have nine

lives or

something.










This time, Sis jumped up and

tried to

kill it by sitting on it.













After about a 35

minute

struggle, they finally killed the eel.













I knew

it was

dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel

its skin

off and flush it down the toilet.

CadillacSTS42005
09-26-08, 09:54 PM
rofl

blue07cts
09-26-08, 11:07 PM
Lmao!!!!!

77CDV
09-27-08, 11:18 PM
cute