: Do not fart on the Police



The Tony Show
09-25-08, 12:23 PM
.....or they'll charge you with battery. (link) (http://www.policelink.com/news/55422-man-farts-on-officer-charged-with-battery)

The investigating officer also reported that the “odor was very strong.”

:histeric:

dirt_cheap_fleetwood
09-25-08, 12:43 PM
What has this world come to? If I let a massive one rip in an elevator is it considered man slaughter or reckless endangerment?

Kev
09-25-08, 01:10 PM
:gg::farting::koz2:

The Tony Show
09-25-08, 01:16 PM
What has this world come to? If I let a massive one rip in an elevator is it considered man slaughter or reckless endangerment?

I believe it would be classified as "ass-ault".

:rimshot:

I~LUV~Caddys8792
09-25-08, 01:33 PM
I queefed near a fire fighter once. I've never farted on a cop though.

CTSV_Rob
09-25-08, 01:57 PM
Cruz also faces battery and obstruction charges

Did he pinch one off too?

RightTurn
09-25-08, 02:03 PM
I believe it would be classified as "ass-ault".

:rimshot:

:rofl:

dkozloski
09-25-08, 02:14 PM
I was working the night shift and on my way home I spotted a drunk with his pants around his ankles and shit all over himself, staggering down the street. I called 911 because the guy was wandering out into traffic and might get hit. The dispatcher said they already had gotten some calls and were escorting the guy as he made his way home. Evidently they didn't want him in a patrol car as long as he was at least headed in the right direction.

CIWS
09-25-08, 02:26 PM
Those kind of charges really stink.

The Tony Show
09-25-08, 03:47 PM
Those kind of charges really stink.

:rimshot: :rofl:

Playdrv4me
09-25-08, 05:10 PM
When I was in elementary school once, I was dragged into the Principal's office along with a few of my peers who were up to no-good. I went to a private school that still allowed paddling back in the late 80s/early 90s if the parents consented. Needless to say I was scared shitless and really nervous, so as I was standing there in the line-up I kept letting these measely farts rip... and the principal kept telling me to quit it but I couldn't make them stop.

Finally when he couldn't take it anymore he just started laughing and told me to go back to my class. Those farts saved my life and probably defined what is to this day known as a "Typical Ian" story.

Rolex
09-25-08, 06:25 PM
This thread brought this video to mind.

http://www.break.com/index/car-chase-ends-with-skidmarks.html

93DevilleUSMC
09-26-08, 02:47 AM
That's what you get when you try to crap on a guy. Still, the battery charges are out of line. In Georgia, you have to physically strike to commit battery.

RightTurn
09-26-08, 09:09 AM
This thread title makes me giggle. :lol: