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neverstuck
08-14-08, 09:31 AM
well I woke up to my 3 pitties going nuts this early am..As to my surprise there was one of the local wannabe thugs (ya know saggin pants all in red )trying to steal the emblem off of my eldo (the one night it wasnt in the garage due to me rebuilding my bike ) Well needless to say he wont be doing that crap again...imagine your a 16 yo black kid just caught doing something dumb and 6'2 300 pounds of tattood biker grabs you by the neck and proceeds to put you in the garage and close it ..he literally pissed himself ....I gave him the scare of a lifetime ..then made him call his mom ,whom beat him on my front lawn ...God I miss NY everyday more and more ...shes buying me a new emblem tommorow...will the v emblem fit this car ?does anyone raise smart kids in floriduh?

submariner409
08-14-08, 10:05 AM
You're just damned lucky the kid wasn't a bit more street smart and didn't blow a .38 sized hole in your gut.

Jesda
08-14-08, 11:58 AM
Floridians are complete farking morons, except the ones I meet on this forum.

Cadillacboy
08-14-08, 12:17 PM
****ing *******s

Lord Cadillac
08-14-08, 01:07 PM
well I woke up to my 3 pitties going nuts this early am..As to my surprise there was one of the local wannabe thugs (ya know saggin pants all in red )trying to steal the emblem off of my eldo (the one night it wasnt in the garage due to me rebuilding my bike ) Well needless to say he wont be doing that crap again...imagine your a 16 yo black kid just caught doing something dumb and 6'2 300 pounds of tattood biker grabs you by the neck and proceeds to put you in the garage and close it ..he literally pissed himself ....I gave him the scare of a lifetime ..then made him call his mom ,whom beat him on my front lawn ...God I miss NY everyday more and more ...shes buying me a new emblem tommorow...will the v emblem fit this car ?does anyone raise smart kids in floriduh?
Seems like you did good.. And it IS a good thing he didn't have a gun.. People suck.

concorso
08-14-08, 01:24 PM
you got lucky...

blue07cts
08-14-08, 03:53 PM
glad to hear you got the little $hit, and i doubt the kid would have even thought to use a gun in THAT situation....haha anyways like i said, glad you caught the little $hit!:gungrin:

jdavis
08-14-08, 06:47 PM
Floridians are complete farking morons, except the ones I meet on this forum.

Go easy there Jesda.
70% of the people you will meet here are from north of the Mason Dixon. :bouncy: Guess that explains it........

AMGoff
08-14-08, 08:16 PM
You're just damned lucky the kid wasn't a bit more street smart and didn't blow a .38 sized hole in your gut.

Or that they didn't press charges for assaulting a minor...

neverstuck
08-14-08, 10:52 PM
It wouldnt be the first gun experience ..but yeah it was dumb but i was twisted up that someone was touching my car ...(didnt say I wasnt armed either) I walked out aiming thats why he didnt run ..and three well trained dogs ready to go behind me on a stay command ,plus the old lady was in the house with the ak ...I wasnt so concerned....never needed guns up north at all,but now sheesh in fla (not to knock it ) but everyones got guns...

neverstuck
08-14-08, 10:55 PM
eh screw it Im not gonna sweat it now the people will think Im nuts and will steer clear of me

AlBundy
08-14-08, 11:02 PM
I don't blame you. I refuse to be scared of these punks to the point where I'm gonna watch them steal from me. Yes be careful and think but sometimes azzkickin flashes at that moment.

MauiV
08-14-08, 11:05 PM
Kudos.

Kev
08-14-08, 11:11 PM
Great anecdote! :highfive: If more citizens would stand up for themselves we'd eventually enjoy less crime.

93DevilleUSMC
08-14-08, 11:55 PM
The punk saw the emblem and thought that he had a right to take it. People like this just don't get the concept that you have to WORK for something, as opposed to just grabbing it off of somebody's property. Hopefully you successfully slammed that notion out of the aforementioned punk's skull permanently.

Good takedown.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
08-14-08, 11:59 PM
Yeah, I agree. Kudos to sticking up for your property...maybe next time the perp sees something he wants, he'll think about this example.

Blair
08-15-08, 12:59 AM
I can't get over the fact that his mom beat him in the driveway. She and you taught him a good lesson.

AlBundy
08-15-08, 01:23 AM
I'm going to steal a Cadillac ornament so I better make sure I have a gun for protection.

Playdrv4me
08-15-08, 01:44 AM
Florida is the New York of the south, and I say that with my sincerest apologies to the good Northeasterners I've met on this forum.

And that's all I'll say about that.

neverstuck
08-15-08, 08:17 AM
Florida is the New York of the south, and I say that with my sincerest apologies to the good Northeasterners I've met on this forum.

And that's all I'll say about that.


please dont ever compare NY to Florida ..Nys crime rate is nothing compared to floridas .floridas payscale is also a complete joke...believe me I know ,Im a 20 year tech (private not dealerships) in 1986 i was making 450 a week just dumping oil and changing tires ...fast forward to 2008 florida,starting salary at deland nissan is 13 an hour ...i spend more on tools and gas a week than they want to pay me .when I left NY 3 years ago I was making 1600 a week as I krept towards retiring I limited myself to heavy equipment doing maint....also crime ,orlandos murder rate is higher than compton california ,ya know the home of every gang ....florida is about 6 months from becoming a 3rd world nation in our own country ,no pay ,no jobs ,and alot of bad food .eh ..Ill be out of here soon enough

Stoneage_Caddy
08-15-08, 10:45 AM
Florida is the New York of the south ....Just about everyone i meet here is from new york.

Its like there is some beacon here for new yorkers , come to florida its the best place on earth because of rat world in orlando.

Then as soon as they get here its "new york was so much beatter" ...Then go home ...This wasnt such a bad place 15 years ago when it was real floridans and people from the midwest ...

Now to get the crummy pizza places to go back to new york and take that crummy cheese cake with em too.

only 11 months till i move to savanna....

93DevilleUSMC
08-15-08, 05:51 PM
Florida is the New York of the south ....Just about everyone i meet here is from new york.

Its like there is some beacon here for new yorkers , come to florida its the best place on earth because of rat world in orlando.

Then as soon as they get here its "new york was so much beatter" ...Then go home ...This wasnt such a bad place 15 years ago when it was real floridans and people from the midwest ...

Now to get the crummy pizza places to go back to new york and take that crummy cheese cake with em too.

only 11 months till i move to savanna....


Savannah, Georgia? Let me know when you do that. We'll have to get some other Georgians from this forum together and do our own meet.

Kev
08-15-08, 09:37 PM
please dont ever compare NY to Florida ..Nys crime rate is nothing compared to floridas .floridas payscale is also a complete joke...believe me I know ,Im a 20 year tech (private not dealerships) in 1986 i was making 450 a week just dumping oil and changing tires ...fast forward to 2008 florida,starting salary at deland nissan is 13 an hour ...i spend more on tools and gas a week than they want to pay me .when I left NY 3 years ago I was making 1600 a week as I krept towards retiring I limited myself to heavy equipment doing maint....also crime ,orlandos murder rate is higher than compton california ,ya know the home of every gang ....florida is about 6 months from becoming a 3rd world nation in our own country ,no pay ,no jobs ,and alot of bad food .eh ..Ill be out of here soon enoughIt's a 'Right To Work' state.

Murphyg
08-15-08, 10:39 PM
I can't get over the fact that his mom beat him in the driveway. She and you taught him a good lesson.

Probably beat on 'im cause he got caught, and now she might not have time to get the matching earring for the family get together. LOL

........................................... 6'2 300 pounds of tattood biker grabs you by the neck and proceeds to put you in the garage and close it ..he literally pissed himself ........................

FREAKIN SWEET !!!!!
Reminds me of the scene in pulp fiction in the gun shop. :abuse:

It must have been torture for yourself to keep a straight face LMFAO

Stoneage_Caddy
08-16-08, 12:45 AM
Savannah, Georgia? Let me know when you do that. We'll have to get some other Georgians from this forum together and do our own meet.

Yup SCAD Savvanah College of Art and Desgin , they have a transportation design center , IE Cars Trucks and Motorcycles ...

Since Bush signed this whole thing for enduring freedom and iraq freedom vets ill get to go to college for another 4 years...

Plus me and the lady are over the whole florida thing ...Used to be in savannah once a year racing , i like it there.

Playdrv4me
08-16-08, 12:51 AM
please dont ever compare NY to Florida ..Nys crime rate is nothing compared to floridas .floridas payscale is also a complete joke...believe me I know ,Im a 20 year tech (private not dealerships) in 1986 i was making 450 a week just dumping oil and changing tires ...fast forward to 2008 florida,starting salary at deland nissan is 13 an hour ...i spend more on tools and gas a week than they want to pay me .when I left NY 3 years ago I was making 1600 a week as I krept towards retiring I limited myself to heavy equipment doing maint....also crime ,orlandos murder rate is higher than compton california ,ya know the home of every gang ....florida is about 6 months from becoming a 3rd world nation in our own country ,no pay ,no jobs ,and alot of bad food .eh ..Ill be out of here soon enough

Have you DRIVEN here lately?! Or visited a sub joint?... whoops I meant "hoagie". :rolleyes:

What has happened to Florida in the last 15 years reminds me of the Eagles song "The Last Resort".

93DevilleUSMC
08-16-08, 08:12 PM
Yup SCAD Savvanah College of Art and Desgin , they have a transportation design center , IE Cars Trucks and Motorcycles ...

Since Bush signed this whole thing for enduring freedom and iraq freedom vets ill get to go to college for another 4 years...

Plus me and the lady are over the whole florida thing ...Used to be in savannah once a year racing , i like it there.

Good stuff, man, just let me know when you move up here. I got to see some of that place when I came home.

neverstuck
08-25-08, 09:45 AM
sorry I haven't been up on for a while ...this little punks mom gave me a hundred to drop it ...Id like to drop a brick on this little shitbags head but such is life ....I pocketed the bill ,walked in the garage and laughed ,I Got a new emblem off of ebay for 15 bux..Now my next trick will be to sell this house and move back to good old NY...I actually dig it here but the cost of living compared to the terrible pay is no good .No bad things really to say about the state except for a few things but that is my own issues..not saying anywhere is better , But my chick took a 75 grand (yes thats correct ) dump in pay moving here ..100 gs a year in NY for the same exact job as here for 25 grand ...not an issue we will go back..

CIWS
08-25-08, 10:19 AM
shes buying me a new emblem tommorow...will the v emblem fit this car ?

Not a good idea to put a :v: emblem on a non-:v: Then you're just another poser and V-Badger. If you would like a :v: on your car then buy a V.


http://www.ciws.info/vbadger.jpg

dkozloski
08-25-08, 02:22 PM
I believe the correct term is poseur. It's kind of a double-barreled effect. Anybody who uses poseur is a poseur themselves.

dirt_cheap_fleetwood
08-25-08, 05:02 PM
What's this about poseurs now?


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dkozloski
08-25-08, 05:16 PM
What's this about poseurs now?


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A poser is a model for an artist. A poseur is a pretender. Since it is pretentious to use the French poseur, it makes the user of poseur a poseur. Poser is hillbilly for poseur.

Kev
08-25-08, 11:11 PM
Not a good idea to put a :v: emblem on a non-:v: Then you're just another poser and V-Badger. If you would like a :v: on your car then buy a V.


http://www.ciws.info/vbadger.jpgYes but, if one puts a :v: on a Civic won't it then go very much faster?

Kev
08-25-08, 11:12 PM
A poser is a model for an artist. A poseur is a pretender. Since it is pretentious to use the French poseur, it makes the user of poseur a poseur. Poser is hillbilly for poseur.Good one Koz! I like it! :thumbsup:

AlBundy
08-26-08, 12:33 AM
Please try and understand that out of respect for the V, some have used it to show my caddy is more than just a regular caddy. Some of them aren't looking for a poseur V but a recognition that my car is performance orientated. If you see a V on a Eldo, it's not trying to be a V but instead a Caddy that has mods. If you V guys are so upset about it, what would you like other caddies to show that I'm not your regular caddy?

Kev
08-26-08, 05:43 PM
Two long, black strips of rubber from every stop sign/light ...... :D

AlBundy
08-26-08, 06:35 PM
Two long, black strips of rubber from every stop sign/light ...... :D

Very good point.:thumbsup:

neverstuck
08-26-08, 10:32 PM
i just like the Vs caddy emblem Im not gonna put a v emblem on it ...I dig the newer crest and wreath so blow me

AlBundy
08-27-08, 12:38 AM
i just like the Vs caddy emblem Im not gonna put a v emblem on it ...I dig the newer crest and wreath so blow me

I understand what your saying because who's gonna mistake a 96Eldo for a CTS-V. I would'nt put a V on my Eldo unless I could represent a performance vehicle worthy of a V. Now when we talk about posers(a regular CTS), which is a character that shouldn't present itself as a V should just except what you have and represent it as what it is but that's a issue between the CTS styled vehicles.:D