http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

Seriously. Listen to this in its entirety. :suspect:

Gee, never would have quessed it took place San Francisco! They say it's something in a Bimmer's air conditioning, but this guy got a double dose. Or maybe "Olga" was a female impersonator that caught Dmiytri's fancy.

I'm picturing Olga and her friends and all the "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's" going on as they replay that message. :bigroll:

:haha: Douche-baggery at its best. This guy is full of himself. :helpless:

And here I thought that I played on the professional level of ass-hattery... this guy makes me look like an amateur!

It gets even better... He's Canadian and he has a website - The Official Web Site Of Dimitri The Lover, Canada's Greatest Lover And Seducer! (http://www.dimitrithelover.com/)

The Guinness folks should be notified... that jack-off certainly hold's the world record for douchebagosity...