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firstimecaddi
06-27-08, 09:40 AM
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer
there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo f
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shyte.
...at happy hour today...be mindful :histeric:

submariner409
06-27-08, 09:56 AM
I doubt that ol' Ben Franklin had any idea of the existence of bacteria. .....and for those of us fortunate to get our water from a good, deep private well, drilled 175 feet into rock, shale, and sand, there are no bacteria whatsoever. A splash of that water goes well with Bourbon or Scotch on the rocks!

I think the quote is probably correct about city water, though. When visiting near DC or Baltimore the tap water tastes (and smells) really horrible.....similar to drinking from a chlorinated swimming pool.

Rolex
06-27-08, 10:36 AM
:cheers:

Florian
06-27-08, 03:16 PM
I dont drink water cause fish f*&k in it.


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TomDeville
06-28-08, 01:45 AM
:cheers::drink2::drunkpair::rockon:
:burp::shiner::beer::alchi::true:

:yup:


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AMGoff
06-28-08, 02:20 PM
E. coli is a naturally occurring bacterium found in the gastrointestinal tracts of pretty much all warm-blooded animals... it's a vital organism which shares a truly symbiotic relationship with us as it provides a two-fold mechanism necessary to our overall health, ie - the production of Vitamin K as well as the prevention of more harmful bacteria in our GI tracts. Only a few specific serotypes of the strain are found to cause food poisoning.

Anyway... like Jim said - a good well goes a long way. We spent extra money when it came to our well and it was well worth it (no pun intended...). Our well goes to a depth of almost 300ft, right into the heart of the Cohansey aquifer giving us access to about 17-trillion gallons of some of the purest water in the country... and as far as I'm concerned - it's worth its weight in gold...

Not to mention it makes for some awesome iced tea!

dkozloski
06-28-08, 05:04 PM
Most of the well water around here tastes and smells like the well is drilled into a dead dinosaur. Fairbanks is in the middle of an alluvial plane and it's not unusual to drill a 400 foot deep well into driftwood. Anchorage ,Alaska has won some competitions as having the finest municipal water system in the U.S.

AMGoff
06-28-08, 11:28 PM
Why Koz... you surprise me - I figured you for making a daily trek up a glacier for your drinking water....

dkozloski
06-28-08, 11:53 PM
Why Koz... you surprise me - I figured you for making a daily trek up a glacier for your drinking water....
I used to make a 320 mile round trip weekly for coffee water but now I do like everybody else. I stumble out of bed, turn the faucet, and fill the pot.

TomDeville
06-29-08, 01:26 AM
I used to make a 320 mile round trip weekly

Flying or driving?:koz:


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gary88
06-29-08, 01:32 AM
There are no cars or airplanes in Alaska, only polar bears.

Spyder
06-29-08, 03:17 AM
...and Chuck Norris.






I dunno. Seemed right at the time.

submariner409
06-29-08, 11:17 AM
Somewhere I read that the U.S. and Canada own a very significant percentage of all fresh water on Earth: The Great Lakes. Some writers have mused that the next great battles won't be fought over oil or gold; they'll be fought over fresh water.

Florian
06-29-08, 12:03 PM
The fighting has already begun....amongst fellow Americans that want our water....been going on for decades.


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