: Cooch magnet, anyone?



Jesda
06-12-08, 02:19 PM
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/car/717338910.html

For an old Q45...


You have no idea how much cooch Iíve nailed because of this car. Girls have literally pulled off their panties once they got in. I think itís the white on white that makes you seem like a common day night in shining armor on a white horse.
The awesome Pioneer, six speaker sound system pumps music loud and clear pulsating through every inch of your body. Girls just canít help to take off their clothes.
Iíve had more sex with this car in the last 2 years, than all the years before it COMBINED.
I even nailed my mechanics daughter with this car. UNBELIEVABLE A chick magnet.
Iím getting married now and need to slow it down. But by no means should this sex-on-wheels go unused. You can take over where I left off.
$3500 gets you all the booty you can ask for.

http://images.craigslist.org/010109011504010200200806127a24a3f38c3d0b004400e5db .jpg

I LOL'd

I~LUV~Caddys8792
06-12-08, 02:27 PM
As you know Jesda, I'm a fan of the 1st gen Q45, they were really a fantastic car. But a cooch magnet? Come on! The only way it's gonna get you ***** like he says is if you were to have Justin Timberlake, Kanye West. Ashton Kutcher, Chad Michael Murray and the boys from "Fall Out Boy" drive it to your high school during prom season.

RightTurn
06-12-08, 02:32 PM
:swoon:

urbanski
06-12-08, 02:39 PM
lawl

blunted
06-12-08, 02:41 PM
LOL... I should drive by Brooklyn more often in the STS if chicks are dropping their panties for the Q45. Everytime I see this car I think of the Wu-Tang video C.R.E.A.M.

EcSTSatic
06-12-08, 02:42 PM
I hope he cleans the upholstery :yawn:

dirt_cheap_fleetwood
06-12-08, 02:48 PM
Whoever buys this car must really suck at life after an ad like that.

93DevilleUSMC
06-12-08, 03:42 PM
This must be a ricer who didn't have time to ruin the car.

RightTurn
06-12-08, 04:18 PM
I'm gettin' steamy just looking at the pic. Srsly.

urbanski
06-12-08, 04:24 PM
no u rnt

RightTurn
06-12-08, 04:26 PM
You should buy it urby. Cash. :lol:

urbanski
06-12-08, 04:45 PM
flat broke now :(
damn gas prices

dkozloski
06-12-08, 04:49 PM
The absolute best babe magnet is cash. Money may not be everything but it's way ahead of whatever is in second place. Money can't buy happiness but having wads of cash can sure put a smile on your face.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
06-12-08, 04:57 PM
^ indeed. Women love money. Nice cars represent money. A Q45 was a nice car......during the Clinton Administration.

The Tony Show
06-12-08, 04:57 PM
I love creative ads like this. :thumbsup:

urbanski
06-12-08, 05:08 PM
The absolute best babe magnet is cash. Money may not be everything but it's way ahead of whatever is in second place. Money can't buy happiness but having wads of cash can sure put a smile on your face.

you'd have more cash if you didnt have car payments :gurl:

dkozloski
06-12-08, 05:16 PM
you'd have more cash if you didnt have car payments :gurl:
I'd have way less cash If I gave it to a Cadillac dealer instead of driving on their money and keeping mine in the bank working for me.

The Tony Show
06-12-08, 05:24 PM
Oh Brother....

urbanski
06-12-08, 05:28 PM
Oh Brother....

:lol:

urbanski
06-12-08, 05:30 PM
keeping mine in the bank working for me.

at 2% APR :lol:
you're losing purchasing power with inflation like it is

dkozloski
06-12-08, 05:39 PM
at 2% APR :lol:
you're losing purchasing power with inflation like it is
I don't know where the hell you bank but I'm making way more than that.

Jesda
06-12-08, 07:00 PM
The state of Alaska is not your bank.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
06-12-08, 07:24 PM
It is if you are
http://content.mahalo.com/images/3/3e/Stalin_LH_100907.jpg
JOSEF STALIN!

dkozloski
06-12-08, 08:01 PM
I bank at the Denali State Bank. Everything is free including a safe deposit box, checking, cashiers checks, debit cards, ATM, etc. They have no non-performing loans on the books. The bank president is a young lady and boy is she smart.

Playdrv4me
06-12-08, 08:32 PM
http://www.northhardinhope.org/images/daveramsey.jpg

urbanski
06-12-08, 08:38 PM
^^
there you go

orconn
06-12-08, 08:45 PM
Yeh, but I bet the Cooch'll cost you more than a ride in a well flogged Q45!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
06-12-08, 09:58 PM
I'm gonna go buy that Q45 and drive around with nothing but Billy Squire's "The Stroke" playing and try and keep all that cooch at bay!

RightTurn
06-12-08, 11:17 PM
:drool:

orconn
06-13-08, 01:06 AM
Yeh, but I bet the Cooch'll cost you more than a ride in a well flogged Q45!

I was referring to dKoz's banking benefits! Sorry if I was misunderstood!

orconn
06-13-08, 01:10 AM
I'm gonna go buy that Q45 and drive around with nothing but Billy Squire's "The Stroke" playing and try and keep all that cooch at bay!

Please do, Chaz, and graphically relay the results of your endeavor ..... I don't know that I can benefit from all the "Cooch" but I can sure afford the Q45!!!

With the very best wishes for your return on investment. orconn

dirt_cheap_fleetwood
06-13-08, 01:21 AM
I'm gonna go buy that Q45 and drive around with nothing but Billy Squire's "The Stroke" playing and try and keep all that cooch at bay!

Haha. The first time one of my friends heard that song he seriously thought it was about stroker engines. I swear to God its true and we were laughing at him for a good 10 minutes.

orconn
06-13-08, 01:55 AM
Haha. The first time one of my friends heard that song he seriously thought it was about stroker engines. I swear to God its true and we were laughing at him for a good 10 minutes.

You mean its not about "stroker engines," what else could it be! What can I say, I must be dated!

Lord Cadillac
06-13-08, 03:21 AM
I'm gettin' steamy just looking at the pic. Srsly.
I almost want to quote your response in my signature. :p

thewood
06-13-08, 07:43 AM
After my wife looked at this car she had that funny look on her face that only I know about. Dam women I'm not a fregin light switch, stop it... stop it... OK meet me in the bed room.

RightTurn
06-13-08, 09:17 AM
I almost want to quote your response in my signature. :p

Wow...I was "almost" Sal's sig. :cloud9:

urbanski
06-13-08, 10:03 AM
Wow...I was "almost" Sal's sig. :cloud9:

quite a feather in ur bonnet eh

Lord Cadillac
06-13-08, 06:39 PM
quite a feather in ur bonnet eh
Yeah, it's that special. :o

RightTurn
06-13-08, 06:55 PM
urb's green with envy. :lol:

urbanski
06-13-08, 06:58 PM
yes i am.

RightTurn
06-13-08, 06:59 PM
Told ya. :alchi:

I~LUV~Caddys8792
06-13-08, 07:21 PM
John Deere Green with envy.

urbanski
06-13-08, 07:57 PM
John Deere Green with envy.

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/760/dsc02370iq5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

AlBundy
06-13-08, 08:31 PM
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/760/dsc02370iq5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Hmmm. I wonder what that kid's answer will be when asked "What do you want to be when you grow up"?

RightTurn
06-13-08, 08:35 PM
"A zoomie liek my dad."

Red_October_7000
06-14-08, 01:46 AM
^ indeed. Women love money. Nice cars represent money. A Q45 was a nice car......during the Clinton Administration.

It's proven though that women loved Clinton, too, so go figure!

dkozloski
06-14-08, 02:09 AM
Paula Jones claimed his dick had a kink in it.