: My first experience with condoms!



firstimecaddi
05-24-08, 12:55 PM
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.' So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes. put that condom on?' she asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

ahahnu
05-24-08, 01:14 PM
Thumbs up!

AlBundy
05-24-08, 01:16 PM
Hardy, har, har...:thepan:

CadillacSTS42005
05-24-08, 02:23 PM
it was mildly entertaining...
ill give you that

hyperboimmv
05-24-08, 02:33 PM
Hrm.. I added Cadillacforums.com to reader.google.com and I didn't realize this area of the forum was here... Shows how often I venture out of the Seville/Eldorado area...

I~LUV~Caddys8792
05-24-08, 02:41 PM
Unwanted pregnancy FTL.

AMGoff
05-24-08, 02:44 PM
Ahh yes... the ol' sticky thumb.

Florian
05-24-08, 06:14 PM
weak sauce.


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Cadillacboy
05-24-08, 06:19 PM
What an experience
:histeric:

77CDV
05-24-08, 10:57 PM
good for a chuckle.

Destroyer
05-24-08, 11:07 PM
Glad youre not the only one that had that experience. :eek: