: A LiL Election Humor..



HITMONEY
05-12-08, 06:02 PM
Only Jokes in here please... I get enough of the serious crap on the news. :bomb:


Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."

I'M VOTING FOR THE PILOT!!

Destroyer
05-12-08, 08:26 PM
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."

I'M VOTING FOR THE PILOT!![/COLOR][/B]True that!. PILOT IN '08!:thumbsup:

dwight.j.carter
05-12-08, 08:50 PM
that is oh so true lol.

Submariner409
05-12-08, 09:41 PM
Sort of why Monica is voting Republican this time around: the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth..........

Rolex
05-12-08, 09:56 PM
Sort of why Monica is voting Republican this time around: the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth..........

:rimshot:

Destroyer
05-12-08, 10:22 PM
Sort of why Monica is voting Republican this time around: the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth..........I dont know about that. She was awful proud of those stains on her shirt when she had her interview.:cookoo:

Brizzal
05-12-08, 10:49 PM
pilot ftw!