: Potentially and Realistically



firstimecaddi
05-01-08, 02:01 PM
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Jay Z for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Jay Z for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Jay Z for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.

'So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Jay Z for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Jay Z for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Jay Z would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Jay Z for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his Dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.

CadillacGurl
05-01-08, 03:38 PM
:histeric: Amusing post...

Submariner409
05-01-08, 04:53 PM
The old school Amish family, in a large suburban mulitstoried mall for the first time, was stunned by many things never seen in the distant hill farm country. Mother and daughter were enchanted by a fabric outlet, with all the needs for family sewing. The father and son were sitting on a bench, sipping cold tea, in front of two large stainless steel walls. An elderly woman, quite obese and in a wheelchair, rolled up to the walls which parted, and the woman rolled through the opening. The walls closed and a line of numbers above slowly counted up to 10, and then, just as slowly, returned to 1. The walls opened and a stunning young brunette woman emerged. The boy exclaimed "Father, what have we seen?" The father, never taking his eyes from the young woman, replied "Son, go get your mother."

Kev
05-01-08, 04:56 PM
Oh, now THAT is Funny!! :histeric:

stillen
05-01-08, 04:59 PM
ROLFLAMO :stirpot:

Brizzal
05-01-08, 05:13 PM
bahaaha :rofl:

dirt_cheap_fleetwood
05-02-08, 12:58 AM
Oh the Amish. They never fail to amuse.